What kind of drugs makes a person do this? Bath salts?

Seagulls are fucking cunts

What level of diversity hire is the DA on?

Secret Sauce.

> “The seagull was clearly injured by the incident but flew off before we were able to check on its welfare,” the rep said. “We don’t know what happened to it afterward.”

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Stimulants take away your appetite though.
Most likely it was weed which makes people both crazy AND hungry.

>biting a fucking SEAGULL is an arrestable crime

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Based

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sea gulls are the niggers of the air. I don't blame him for getting bitey

Weed doesn’t make you bite fucking seagulls retard

No drugs. Just hypertension

If any other species was caught doing this it would be normal and no one would even be discussing it

They've been over-protected for decades. $5,000 fine for hurting/killing them. This is because if there was no law against it, people would bring these fucking flying rats to the edge of extinction in a generation. They're basically the jews of the bird world.

confirmed for never having toked on a fat one then chewed on some 'gulls

Gulls are the niggers of the bird world.
This man is obviously our guy.

Seagulls that eat human food regularly can become really aggressive, grabbing food off your plate or out of your hands. They get what they get. Squirrels, too. Stay the eff out of my backpack, little bastards.

Look at this faggot who never ate wildlife,
China would be ashamed.

Fentanyl

False, Jews don't have the balls to just come up and rob you, they have to be sneaky

I've never been more than 50 feet from a seagull my whole life and never had shit stolen
How the fuck do you let wildlife snatch your burger? The better animal won.

I dont get the issue.
If a seagull swooped down on me for my food and i got hold of it Id bite the tip of his beak off and then on his white neck pen a swastika on both sides. All the other seagulls and antifa liberal fags would say it had it coming.
Well done that man. Seagulls are cunts

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I'd do the same thing straight sober
fuck seagulls

Police released this photo of the suspect. Is apparently a russian and runs some kind of financial scam.

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Obviously you've never met a stoned chink

>Is apparently a russian
the only scavenger that can compete with the seagull

the weak should fear the strong

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what's the price of a coffee these days?