Do I pass?

>Be me. A patriotic civnat.
>Don't know anything about Jews.
>Be at work.
>Guy sees me and looks around if anybody can hear.
>Guy: "You coming today?"
>Me: "Coming to what?"
>Guy: "Oh are you new?"
>Me: "New what?"
>Guy: "Around here?"
>Me: "No I've lived here most of my life"
>Guy keeps staring at my face.
>Guy: "...a lot of Jews came hiding here. Do you know your parents?"
>Me: "...kind of. Do I look like a Jew??"
>Guy smiles
>Guy: "Ask your parents and do an ancestry test. You might be surprised."
>Me: "ooooook....here's your change."
>Guy leaves

Give it to me straight. How bad is it?

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It’s not only about the nose. Jews have numerous characteristics they can smell. beady eyes, weird shaped head etc.

Fuck off mongoloid

Which would you like first, the bad news or the bad news?

seething toothpaste degenerate fear the nordic bvll

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That’s a normal nose user
If that bump stuck out more, and the end of your nose was hooked, or looked like a pigs, then I’d be concerned

Yes

and no that isnt a jewish nose. the guy was fucking with you. most likely wanted to fuck you. its a thing guys do to girls or ppl they are attracted to

>civnat
>is a jew
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not with that jawline

The nose is crooked. Welcome to the chosen.

Yea, your skull shape looks Jewish

you may not like it but this is true

Fug :DDDDDD

>Imagine not knowing you're a Jew.

At least now you can subvert the subverters

Not a Jew. You have warrior skull and are blonde. Congratulations

This is how they look like today.

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Nah, maybe a little somewhere down the line, but then again so are a lot of europeans.

you look nothing like a jew i think you just ran into a crazy person

you could tell me you were american military grunt and id wholeheartedly believe it

meant to reply to op

>you could tell me you were american military grunt and id wholeheartedly believe it
But... you just told him he DIDN'T look like a jew?

what lol? jews are tiny little spineless goblins they dont have a square jaw beard and a mohawk. plus the us military is mostly mexicans

Not a Jew but a colossal faggot

That's not a jewish nose

Yeah, I'm thinking it was this. Sounds like an awkward attempt at flirting/negging you.

The reptilian gaze and the hairy body is what gives this Jew away. The better looking ones are usually more European from gene stealing.

That's not even close to a Jewish nose.

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this guy doesnt have to imagine the smell

Same image again?

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yeah this. the dude was negging him. OP must have never been negged before

Welcome to the tribe :^)

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The nose looks English

Congrats, you met your first Zig Forums autist in the wild. I’m sorry for your uncomfortable experience

Jews can be spotted by their tendency to self deprecate, their unavoidable flinching at blows both real and imaginary, and their tendency to walk hunched over and defensive in the light of day( the so called ashkenazi cringe)

You’re obviously not a Jew, and he knew that. The only part of that conversation that mattered was the tip to get a DNA test. Do that ASAP.

kek'd heartily

and i thought paying taxes for trannies and blacks to exist was bad

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Its not so much the nose but the words that come out of the mouth below the nose that truly make you a jew or just of Jewish ancestry...ultimately its your decision....you fucking kike.

I would do a dna test if i were you.
Not about the whole jewish thing but because there might be more to this man's ti^p

How widespread has covid testing been in your area? Just curious.