Visiting leftist brother

leftist where the weak ones that died as children

are you in the USMC or just have your cool very tacti?

Fag who has to find someone to open his bottle of Onions for him.

never in the USMC but its a solid fixed blade knife and they're not super expensive

Not fat, just used to always having a boxcutter on me. It's hard to explain. Feels weird when it's not there.

i keep my shit in my truck cuz i'm not an insecure faggot

>um, sweaty, there is literally NO GOOD REASON for you to have a knife that sharp, you're literally friggin triggering me, ok?

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I know moraknivs are supposed to be awesome but I gotta admit, I hate mine. It just doesnt feel right. Feels cheap and weird because of the plastic. I have tried to appreciate it but I just can't - maybe it's just me.

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It’s 8” and it scares the shit out of yuppie faggot hikers.

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you guys always get so touchy and defensive lmao

The word changing shit is cringe

Sure you do, Moishe.

I’ve learned that they associate weapons with violence so much because they think if they had a weapon they’d get emotional snap out and kill someone so they feel threatened when around people with weapons unless those people are strictly controlled by someone else. Basically they think if they had a knife they’d go stab the shit out of someone within the week so they assume you would too.

More often than not, even in the Marines if you have one you likely purchased it yourself. They are rarely standard issue.

Good fuckin knives though.

Ka-Bar

It's cheap shit knives but they work. There are better brands. Who convinced you to buy that anyway? Was it that one swedish fag on /k/.

lol shut up bitch

Wrong, that's what my 1911 is for

If you were named jutrayvius he would have gotten hard as diamonds. But since you are a white man it terrified him.

why is OP, always and without fail, a massive fucking faggot? stop confusing us with liberals.

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My friend got arrested for having one of those on him after work. He'd just forgotten about it and had it in his pocket.

>wife's leftard friend is in town
>panhandle is lose so my wife wants to tighten it
>can't find screwdriver nearby so grabs moist nugget bayonet
>tightens panhandle
>leftard friend is aghast that my wife touched a bayonet (after she explained what it was) and voices concern about her being shot
>wife shows her CC to leftard
>wife tells me story when I get home and we belly laugh

US law varies by state. Likely openly carried as it should be. French knife law if STUPID: knives cannot lock or else they are considered stabbing weapons. Oui, and they also don’t collapse under hard use and cut your knuckles. I love Victorinox and Doug-Douk; son has a Laguillole-style knife (made in France).

I agree with you. I bought two moraknivs because some fag from /out/ told me they were the le best knives evar!
The blade part is great but the rest of it feels cheap like you said.

he had a pet rabbit delivered in that package... only explanation I can think of.

makes sense because how useless and impractical it looks. Probably the only real use is for scaring onions

>anyone that isn't as autistic and predictable as me is a jew

sure thing buddy

This

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Actually it was a gift. My roomie is a Scottish citizen and because of that and his work he travels all around Europe frequently... he ordered one for himself and I. I mean it's not a functionally bad knife AT ALL. Cuts good - just feels like it should have a little more weight or something. That said, I guess it's pretty fuckin durable with the ABS plastic and all.

kabar.com/products/product.jsp?item=1217
$113

Mental illness.
They are mentally ill. Mental illness often have physical consequences.

dat reddit spacing

Watch out lads he's got a knife, how long will you last before you're forced to eat that book?

UK knife laws are SHIT, too.

>Let me just grab the toolkit in the garage which has plenty of much better and appropriately suited tools for this job...
>NO WAIT I HAVE A FUCKING KNIFE LEMME JUST USE THIS SHIT EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT THE RIGHT TOOL DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A FUCKING KNIFE???

cringe

shut up faggot

Engels owned a fabric, Lenins was a massive jewish faggot - ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Пломбированный_вагон
Marx wasn't socialist at all. Your commie heaven is shit and you knife looks like a shitty NKVD finka. I'd rather fuck you up with bare hands than use one of these

I eat with this every meal.

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Fml I freaked out my liberal family one day
>liberal family visiting from vegas, and some from california
>visit flight 93 memorial
>walking around the outside, its nice
>"hey user lets go inside the building"
>about to head in
>notice a sign posted saying 'no firearms'
>stop in front of the door
>"c'mon user whats the matter, i bet its nice and cool in here"
>point to the sign
>liberal family weirded out the rest of the time they were visiting
Handgun was a massive handgun too (17 rd magazine overall length of 7.5"), I am surprised nobody saw me printing

dat cope. you should cuddle your knife, it will make you feel better

mine was ~£70 like 7 years ago IIRC

It blows my mind that EVERYONE doesn't carry some sort of blade on them. They are incredibly useful. I carry a spyderco tenacious daily for work, as well as a leatherman squirt ES4 (I cut and strip a lot of wires at my job and its nice to not have to walk back to my service vehicle for a stripper and side cutter). I also keep an Esee 5 in my hiking/camping pack, and I always have my Esee 3 on me when fly fishing. I rotate different folding blades for carry when I'm not working, the tenacious is just cheap enough that I don't care if it gets ruined at work. I literally use a knife 5-6 times a day at minimum.

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Old carbon steel Mora knives are known for being hella sharp. I have a Mora 2000 which used to be army issue, it's an ok knife with rubber grip. I have two Mora carpenter's knives too, they are stainless steel, OK for small tier carpentry which I am doing.

I mean, it's a good utility knife. Had its heyday in WW2, where you might use it for stabbing a Jap, then opening a C-ration can, then driving a tent stake, then hammering the wooden furniture on your piece of shit M1 Garand back closed after you field stripped and cleaned it.

They are still carried by a few marines here and there, but usually out of tradition more than anything.

>have a package with cool shit delivered
>"oh let me just get my boxcutter to open it"
>my faggot friend pulls out a knife bigger than his dick and stabs the package and slides it end to end
>the delivery is ruined now
>"you're welcome, libcuck" he says

I showed this picture to my friends of the shotgun that was scanned for the original Doom in a display case.
He immediately responded that it was extremely dangerous and irresponsible to leave a gun out like that in public.
I told him it was a toy gun (which should be painfully obvious to anyone looking at it).
He said it could still be pretty dangerous.

These "people" are hopeless.

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I got mine at Cabela's for like $35 in 2006ish

because i'm not allowed one

Your trying too hard. Pop another tittie skittle to calm down.

Your brother is a faggot, I sometimes open them with a machete just for fun.

this board is 18+ fagboy

Leatherman expensive af though. My hunting knife is a Gerber... Kek. The Bear Grylls one. With half-serrated edge. It was a gift from dad.

that looks like shit and you're a tryhard faggot using your knife for fucking pasta and meat

Accepting our violent nature is the only way to control it. Leftists fear their own and others violent natures because they lack self-control and discipline.

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>guy who always has a leatherman for no reason
BAN ASSULT... uh... MULTI-TOOLS
NOBODY NEEDS BOTH A PHILLIPS AND A FLATHEAD SCREWDRIVER ON ONE DEVICE WE NEED COMMON SENSE TOOL CONTROL

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I’m not fat, I am sweaty(I just cut my grass). I always carry a leatherman, large folding pocket knife and a handgun. I like having the ability to immediately fix things.

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>Oi, you got your boxcutter loicense?
"Blimey, no sir, I just got off from work..."
>Bloody hell, another violation, no working loicense
"Well, sir, you don't need a loicense to work in the UK..."
>Oi, you av a 'know my rights' loicense, do ya?

>getting out the toolbox to open a package
What kind of weak nigger faggot are you?

Which model did you get? I have several, there's a heavy duty one with a grey handle that feels more robust. Also they sell more expensive ones with wooden handles.

Knife guys are the hugest faggots on earth. Gun guys are in second place. They're both tools, not personality traits. Carry one if need be without being gay about it.

Followed by:
>Hey, can I borrow your knife to open something?

Wtf is that moms spaghetti?

the jew fears self-sufficiency

People in general have a piss poor understanding of guns and see them as monstrous killing devices. If they grew up inna countryside using guns (like me) they wouldn't be such neurotic fags about it. I shot a fox when i was 12.

t. the guy who needs a knife to fix his feelings

>Engels owned a fabric
okay?
>Lenin was a jewish faggot
he was a quarter jewish on his dad's side, he wasn't jewish
>Marx wasn't socialist at all
ok retard
>Your commie heaven is shit
???
>I'd rather fuck you up with bare hands than use one of these
calm down ruskie its just a photo of a knife

>toolkit with an optimally suited tool for opening packages

Yeah... it's called a knife

This. I once needed to open some packet quickly in the office and pulled out my small folding knife and half the office lost their shit and looked at me like I'm local mafia or something. Basedboys, all of them. Started to have some convos with one chick though about this so that was nice at least

>hi friends
>want to see this picture of a toy gun they used to model the doom gun?
>p-pretty neat, right?
>okcool.jpeg
>gets butthurt for days then finally posts his little tale on Zig Forums
>that'll show them!

she ran out of chicken tendies

Unbelievably gay. Mommy won't let you own a gun so you collect walmart knives?

>Has both knives and guns

Checkmate fagfag.

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You have sucked a dick

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So you walk back to your truck every time you need to open something that requires a knife? Bullshit.

they use knives as fasion accessories

We used to have that problem here. (our standard ones slide out the whole blade though, but the other ones are an option).
Last time they toughened up our noif laws (only way it ever really goes), they did however ad a BUT. And a pretty big but it was, because now our low (at least) accept that people who use a knife (just about any knife) can carry it with them to and from work/fishing/hunting/what-ever-it-be without any kind of loicense/paperwork/permit.

can't you get a loicense?
also have a boot knife, pic related

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they make a few with wood handles

>>have a package with cool shit delivered
>>"oh let me just get my boxcutter to open it"
>>my faggot friend pulls out a knife bigger than his dick and stabs the package and slides it end to end
>>the delivery is ruined now
>>"you're welcome, libcuck" he says

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no i borrow my boyfriend's knife sometimes

my mother owns guns. i plan on buying one of my own when i have enough money.

Everywhere I live or work there are plenty tools that are more suited for whatever job is at hand than a generic meme knife. I have a proper knife for innewoods stuff though

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This one

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