>Shamima Begum can return to UK to fight for citizenship, Court of Appeal rules
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>UK payrolls shrink by 649,000 jobs in lockdown
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>Blackburn with Darwen is facing a "rising tide" of coronavirus cases in the SOUTH ASIAN community lol
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>birthrates are fucked
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>Jen Reid: Bristol Black Lives Matter statue removed
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>Countryside? Too white.
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>Literature? Too white.
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>Film industry? Too white.
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>School curriculum? Too white.
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>Running? Too white.
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had me a chippy for dinner
reminder: it's not OK to be white
This thread has been conquered on behalf of Queen Victoria and from this point forward is to be known as
Brit/pol/ - British Raj Edition
what did you get?
What would he be doing if he were alive today?
just a jumbo sausage and chips with salt, tasted pretty good
based norf bloke
literal fangz
Loads of these BLM wankstains are wearing literally Black Panther uniforms, but political uniforms are supposed to be illegal.
Keith Chegwin WAAHEEEY
Any update on our guy?
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AH THE RUSSIANS. THEY ARE COMING. NOT AGAIN.
>The Pakistan Eastern Command agree to surrender all Pakistan Armed Forces in Bangladesh to Lieutenant General Jagjit Singh Aurora, General Officer Commanding-in –chief of the Indian and Bangladesh forces in the eastern theatre. This surrender includes all Pakistan land, air and naval forces as also all Para-military forces and civil armed forces. These forces will lay down their arms and surrender at the places where they are currently located to the nearest regular troops under the command of Lieutenant-general Jagjit Singh Aurora.
>The Pakistan eastern command shall come under the order of Lieutenant General Jagjit Singh Aurora as soon as this instrument has been signed. Disobedience of orders will be regarded as a breach of the surrender terms and will be dealt with in accordance with the accepted laws and usages of war. The decision of Lieutenant-General Jagjit Singh Aurora will be final. Should any doubt arise as to the meaning or interpretation of the surrender terms.
>Lieutenant-General-Jagjit-Singh-Aurora gives a solemn assurance that personnel who surrender shall be treated with dignity and respect that soldiers are entitled to in accordance with the provisions of the Geneva Convention and guarantees the safety and well being of all Pakistan military and Para-military forces who surrender. Protection will be provided to foreign nationals, ethnic minorities and personnel of West Pakistan origin by the forces under the command of Lieutenant-General Jagjit Singh Aurora.
Brit Covid numbers confirmed fake
>Brit Covid numbers confirmed fake
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>Brit Covid numbers confirmed fake
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it seems that Public Health England regularly looks for people on the NHS database who have ever tested positive, and simply checks to see if they are still alive or not. PHE does not appear to consider how long ago the COVID test result was, nor whether the person has been successfully treated in hospital and discharged to the community. Anyone who has tested COVID positive but subsequently died at a later date of any cause will be included on the PHE COVID death figures.
>By this PHE definition, no one with COVID in England is allowed to ever recover from their illness. A patient who has tested positive, but successfully treated and discharged from hospital, will still be counted as a COVID death even if they had a heart attack or were run over by a bus three months later.
nice lad
he was a drug dealer so either he would be dead anyway, or in prison
Morphine juice in the off-licence.
Amphetamine pills in the shop.
I had faggots and peas and mash with a can of banks's mild.
He tweeted this yesterday saying he's going into silent meditation, but hes been tweeting shit all day today the daft paki
I want some Zig Forumsack pals to add me on fb. not assed about "doxxing myself", wanna add me on fb even if its on a burner account or something, lemme know and I'll post my fb in a bit
>Immediately leave the EU
>Reform the BBC
>Stop immigration and start mass deportations
>Establish a Department for Work and Infrastructure
>Welfare reform
>Education reform
>End Foreign Aid and reform the Foreign Office
>Hold a referendum on UN membership
>British Men of sound mind can own firearms
BREAKING: Lily Allen cuts a casual figure in a white jumper and black cut-out leggings as she runs errands during low-key solo outing
>Some of you will hear from me in privae asking for your help
Totally looking for halal pizza on Just Eat
thrilling
I had french stick pizza, fish fingers and beans. Fuckin bangin
sounds delicious
pretty good
At least it's somewhat realistic since he has a large enough platform and enough connections to make it happen. Still I doubt anything is going to come of it. Realistically the UK government is at the mercy of China now that we are out of the EU.
News clip from his latest public appearance
thank you daily mail I really needed this today you know?
My GP's voice is the wet dream of every S&M enthusiast.
I just wish we could all take lsd with the manson family.
Pozz Russel-Moyle standing down from the shadow cabinet because people keep calling him a dirty ginger nonce on twitter
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Return the BBC to Radio only and no licence fee
Stop all immigration
Ban all motor vehicles excepting Ambulances and MIlitary
100% import duty on all imports except medical
British Men of sound mind can own firearms
End compulsary organ donation
10% interest rate on al mortgages
Banks must hold 50% tier 1 cash/equities to operate as a bank
How is it realistic? He’s a tiny fish and nobody cares about the wiggers.
did she manage to kick those filthy refugees out of her 5th house?
Our demands are clear.
Our actions shall be swift, brutal and concise.
Here is the britpol platform for the next general election.
Immediately leave the EU.
Reform the BBC.
Stop immigration and start mass deportations of all criminals.
Radical Welfare reform.
Education reform.
End all Foreign Aid.
Hold a referendum on UN membership.
No more wars for the benefit of Israel.
A legalisation of all illicit substances.
Relaxed firearm regulations.
Tariffs on all imported food goods.
Workshy schemes to put people to work in the fields.
LSD in the off-licence.
Today in history:
>1054 – Three Roman legates break relations between Western & Eastern Christian Churches through the act of placing an invalidly-issued Papal bull of Excommunication on the altar of Hagia Sophia during Saturday afternoon divine liturgy. Historians frequently describe the event as the start of the East–West Schism.
>1212 – Battle of Las Navas de Tolosa: After Pope Innocent III calls European knights to a crusade, forces of Kings Alfonso VIII of Castile, Sancho VII of Navarre, Peter II of Aragon & Afonso II of Portugal defeat those of the Berber Muslim leader Almohad, thus marking a significant turning point in the Reconquista & in the medieval history of Spain.
>1377 – King Richard II of England is crowned.
>1661 – The first banknotes in Europe are issued by the Swedish bank Stockholms Banco.
>1723 – Joshua Reynolds, English painter & academic is born (died 1792).
>1809 – The city of La Paz, in what is today Bolivia, declares its independence from the Spanish Crown during the La Paz revolution & forms the Junta Tuitiva, the first independent government in Spanish America, led by Pedro Domingo Murillo.
>1945 – Manhattan Project: The Atomic Age begins when the United States successfully detonates a plutonium-based test nuclear weapon near Alamogordo, New Mexico.
>1948 – The storming of the cockpit of the Miss Macao passenger seaplane, operated by a subsidiary of the Cathay Pacific Airways, marks the first aircraft hijacking of a commercial plane.
>1950 – Chaplain–Medic massacre: American POWs are massacred by North Korean Army.
>1965 – The Mont Blanc Tunnel linking France & Italy opens.
>1969 – Apollo 11, the first mission to land astronauts on the Moon, is launched from the Kennedy Space Center at Cape Kennedy, Florida.
>1979 – Iraqi President Ahmed Hassan al-Bakr resigns & is replaced by Saddam Hussein.
>1990 – The Parliament of the Ukrainian SSR declares state sovereignty over the territory of the Ukrainian SSR.
>MFW I've been here for years yet Ive never understood the
>HOLY SHIT X JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
meme.
Honestly I'd consider voting Eddie at this point
Would there have been any way to win from wading into a fight between radical feminists and trans activists?
Its a tabloid
No. He’s a Grade A moron for wading in. How do people with such little political senses get to become shadow cabinet members?
>I had faggots and peas and mash with a can of banks's mild.
Americans are going to seethe at this post.
Same.
Isn't that the one who had AIDS?
>the only reason smackheads steal is because heroin is extremely expensive.
Theodore Dalrymple (former prison doctor) on heroin addicts:
>Most heroin addicts who were sent to prison had long criminal records, well before they ever took heroin. For most of them, imprisonment came before heroin; most of those imprisoned had been convicted five or ten times before their first imprisonment; and most of those told me in confidence that they had committed five to twenty times as many offences as they had ever been charged with.
>In so far as there was a causative relationship between heroin and criminality, it was as much that the latter caused the former as the other way round. More probably, whatever attracted them to a life of crime equally attracted them to heroin.
"Cold turkey" is bollocks too.
I get the Beluga over my house
Betty gud
>How do people with such little political senses get to become shadow cabinet members?
>had AIDS
>had
10pm?
morning
>silent meditation
chance would be a fine thing
I am standing as a candidate at the next general election.
I have been pushed into this terrible situation.
Thankyou lads for your support.
Made a comfy Apu pic for you lads.
Ay mayne y’all need a real nigga to summon numbers from the ether.
Although for both i suspect it’s just broing old patronage system where the most loyal gets in even if they’re thicker than your mum.
Lads.
A five-year-old boy has allegedly been gang raped by a group of children - all aged under 13 - on a remote beach in an Aboriginal community in Far North Queensland.
You’re all boring incels
I would like very much to suckle upon her nip nips whilst flicking her bean until she squeals uncontrollably, then my mum would come in and tell us off for making too much noise
Very interesting user fank you
>1950 – Chaplain–Medic massacre: American POWs are massacred by North Korean Army.
It's the Labour party.
hes the mp for kemptown in brighton ffs.
the only people that are likely to be sending him abuse are corbyn loving commies that fucking hate kier
what does brit/pol think of Youtube poops?
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because some retards thought 'democracy' was a good idea. spoiler: it isn't, and it will be the downfall of western civilisation.
>tfw my mum just knitted me a cuck mask
>tells me to put it on every time I go out
noice
Good point.
whats the story behind this?
I shall be the first britpol poster to stride confidently into the house of commons on behalf of all the lads here
This is going to be their James Bulger.
That was a shill phrase from the attempted coup d'état on that watermelon seller Erdoğan, my friend.
Anyone remember when that bloke did drugs and had sex with Peaches Geldof and posted the pics on reddit? (Obviously it was before she died, and before /r/uk became a completely political onions domain.)
>1969 – Apollo 11, the first mission to land astronauts on the Moon, is launched from the Kennedy Space Center at Cape Kennedy, Florida.
what an EPIC day in history.
Thank history user
Lads we need to know and agree on exactly what we want before anything else.
go on lad
I am up against a strong labour seat.
If any of you lads want to help out with policy then that's cool
he looks a bit wimpy and blaming the far right when he attacked TERFS and Jews was pathetic
Democracy is fine, the problem was letting everybody vote.
she is chinese
mark francois beat you to it. some of his speeches are straight up brit/pol/ copy+pasta
I can't think of a witty Chernobyl-based reply. Disgraceful, really.
this person will be back in the uk soon because our courts don't care about our safety.
amazing
The joke stops when I gain real political power for I know how to wield it ruthlessly and without mercy
in school i loved lily allen and peaches geldof, think its because there pretty and crackheads at the same time
Rest in peace little Bruce.
this would have been suprising 20 years ago
Tell Jess Phillips what we all said about her.