ITT post stories of people getting mad for not wearing masks or social distancing.
>be me
>pushing carts at my job
>guy without a mask is walking to the store
>two boomers start yelling at the guy
>the two boomers gang up on him
>they start yelling "get out" and "go away" repeatably
>the guy walks away and doesn't say anything
>old ass boomer comes into store
>manager says he's got to wear a mask or get out
>Boomer says he has a medical condition
>Manager says okay just social distance
>Boomer erupts into rage, says they may as well mark us all as jews, pounds his chest and leaves the store
>Manager just goes on with his day
>be me
>interrogating suspects for my government job
>ask one of the suspects what would happen if I were to remove his mask
>he crashes my plane with no survivors
This just happened to me yesterday.
>in Publix in the morning right at opening, barely any customers
>older lady and her friend walk past me and says "...should be wearing a mask"
>didn't say it directly to me, but loud enough so I would hear it
>"Koolaid mix is on aisle 5"
>she immediately gets the reference and fucking loses it
>starts yelling, not sure what she was saying
>had a huge smile on my face for the next hour
>be me
>buying ice cream
>fat karen orders larger chocolate ice cream
>karen has reddish purple hair in the same haircut much like the meme
>I order a small strawberry ice cream
>I pace around while waiting for my ice cream
>Karen yells at me for not respecting social distance
>her buying the ice cream proves that people use the social distancing thing to bully and control people
>If this covid thing was serious i'd doubt she would leave the house
>I want to call the karen a fat slob for ordering a large chocolate ice cream
>I also want to tell her that her travel wasn't "essential" because she bought four scoops of ice cream
>too scared to say these things
>I just say sorry
>go to local grocery store to get the in-store prices (no sales or loss leaders) for this week
>manager catches me trying to take a photo
>tells me I can't do that and kicks me out of the store
>gets my license plate as I drive away and alerts the Canadian Grocery Defense Force (CGDF)
>CGDF dispatches and meets me at my front door
>demands entry to my house so they can confiscate my phone, computer, and laptop
>I tell them to "frig off"
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>I die
>Grocery store manager and CGDF go in front of the media and claim I was executed for not wearing a mask
Next time just tell her you're a muslim.
>Koolaid mix is on aisle 5
fucking kek
Have some fucking confidence ffs. I cant imagine getting mask cucked by some fat bitch.
Not a Covid story but when I worked at a supermarket last year this happened to me
>tired as fuck at work but doing my best to load stock before store opens
>store opens and customers come running in to look at specials
>this one guy who Ive had to serve before is just wandering around
>now Ive dealt with this dude before and he had been nicknamed by the team as "Crazy Nathan" or just "Crazy Nate"
>he has a full bag of groceries as he approaches
>"h-hey whats the time?"
>tell him about 9 o'clock
>complains that his watch isnt displaying 9am
>tell him sorry that I cant help with that and I have to get back to work
>Starts groaning and mumbling and then spinning around with his grocery bag
>accelerating more and more
>he lets go of the bag and it goes flying half an aisle down and smashes on a shelf in front of the register
>pasta sauce, juice and chips and shit all over the floor
>cant control myself from laughing so I just walk out the back and start losing it.
>koolaid mix is on aisle 5
>walking with no mask in a gigantic nature park
>get harassed and assaulted by a 60 year old karen about it
>she tries to bluff that "someone got it on video"
>she put her hands on me first, and no one was taking any video
>i stand there looking at her like she's retarded while she gets more and more hysteric
>she starts shouting out my description...to nobody
>continues yelling profanities at me as she runs away
I was hoping she would try to slap me so I could punch her in the face, but alas. All she did was try and shove me from behind, which didn't work because she weighs 80 lbs. just all of my wat, I just wanted to go for a walk and sniff pretty flowers.
Four more scoops
>July 4th
>just wanna get a drink
>city JUST hit phase two
>most bars still closed
>walking down street
>tattoo place open
>people getting ink, no masks
>walk past sports bar
>lots of people inside eating and drinking
>no masks, but too busy for me
>dive bar is open
>used to be a regular there
>bums out front chatting, no masks
>go inside
>bartender I have known for years is working
>she turns around and is wearing a mask
>her and two other gutter punks start pressuring me about no mask
>these drug using tattooed drunk slut banging borderline homeless unwashed punks are concerned about masks
>get angry and leave
>walk down to liquor store
>huge masks required sign on the door
>just go home and think about how I of all people became the counter culture
Got popo called on me for refusing to leave a fedex that was trying to deny me service for failure to wear a mask for health reasons. Granted, I escalated by swearing at her, telling her why women shouldn't be working, how she's indoctrinated, etc. etc. 2nd or 3rd time in CT people have gone against comrade Lamont's orders and refused service when they shouldn't have.
Cop even knows mask thing is bs and had is own mask around his chin like he was too fucking ashamed to wear it but too pussy to take it off. Embarassed, probably.
>don’t wear mask
>nothing happens
Sir I’d like to direct you over to our based department
>>just go home and think about how I of all people became the counter culture
it's bad when the butthole of the internet known for being edgy contradictarians supports family, god, the nation, the constitution and the law, liberty, and the classics.
Best post in this gay ass thread.
Dont have any stories yet but during this shit I have to wear a mask when i go back on campus this Fall and wear it at all times except in my dorm so ill definitely have a story by then
>in california, masks "mandated" in stores
>forget my cuck mask at home
>already out and want to go in and get food
>pull my tshirt over my nose
>ask clerk if its ok they say no problem and smile
>start doing this everywhere, none of the clerks get mad they are happy to see someone not wearing the mask
even in california people are tired of the mask
i dont get the refference, non amerimutt here
>Be me
>Walking outside to go to the park
>Boomer lady asks me why I'm not wearing a mask
>I tell her that I'm going for a run
>She's like ok, but that I should still wear a mask
>Kept walking and ignored her
So stupid.
I do actually take this virus seriously because of vulnerable family so if I went out and saw a maskless person the LAST thing I wanna do is go up to them and get in their face trying to lecture them or some shit, I'll just walk the other way.
drinking coolaid is a popular phrase that refers to a death cult in which people drank poisoned coolaid and killed themselves en masse.
>Walking out of liquor store and take off my mask.
>The store owner is crazy about mask rules and will yell at you.
>Black guy walking to the door with no mask on.
>He looks worried.
>"Hey blaque fren. Do you need a mask? I have an extra in the car."
>Guy takes an extra disposable mask from me and thanks me saying he left his at home and was worried about getting yelled at.
>Wish him well and go home and drink on my stoop.
Good end.
What health reasons?
>go to grocery story
>need to wait in line outside the store, there are markers showing how far apart we should stand
>muslim guy with turban infront of me, fat white guy infront of him
>muslim guy gets too close
>fat guy turns around and has mild sperg-out saying "BACK UP, PAY ATTENTION TO THE MARKERS"
>muslim guy backs up
>turns to look at me, rolls his eyes
>i just shrug my shoulders and let out a small laugh
thats it
those cunts are the worst
>plot twist: you had corona and the mask was used
Devilish.
You guys ever notice how everybody that orders strawberry ice cream is a fag?
Just like how every kid that gets gummy worms on their ice cream is being raised by their grandma.
Are gummy bears the patrician's topping?
>be at Panda Express
>Black guy skips the line and tries to order food not wearing mask
>gets told to wait outside
>white lady outside starts screaming at him, calls him an idiot
>black guy makes it racial
Good stuff, really
No, gummy anything is for horrible spastics, but gummy worms are the most drastic example.