Do coins carry Corona?
>don't carry cash, goy
Real coins aka silver coins dont
Oh, the Evil One was telling me about the coin shortage the other day. Shame
>go to bank
>get thousands of pennies
>stick each penny up your ass
>buy things with exact change using ass pennies
>?????
>profit
The inflation from all the bailouts has made it so that some coins are worth less than the metal in them. Some people are just melting them for the metal and selling at a profit.
I read an article today saying that the shortage is because people stopped using Coinstars and going to Laundromats, but something doesn't seem right.
This and only this.
We don't have real coins.
Yes. Don't take coins in areas with people who don't practice good hygiene.
That's a really shitty thing to do.
So... every time someone uses your, ahem, ass pennies... they will theoretically be indirectly interacting with your ass... and thus giving you a confidence boost... My nigger you are a genius
cashless society
Yes, something doesn't quite add up but part of it could be that people have coins at home they'd usually use but instead of buying less and buying online so the coins don't get used as much. It seems odd because that would also mean people aren't getting as much change back, which would keep the supply high. The coins must be accumulating somewhere. Maybe people really are letting them pile up at home, using bills to buy takeout and getting change back but never using the change for purchases.
It's pretty much a ripple effect due to logistics over this lockdown bullshit. Banks cut back on staff, no one to do coin rolls in the back, the mints are slowed because Cooties, shit like that.
This is simply more propaganda to provide justification for the cashless society. They tried scaring the public that the use of bills and coins would lead to the spread of the virus, but that didn't really stick.
When India demonetized the 500-rupee and 1,000-rupee notes, they used the justification that cash was allowing criminals, terrorist and tax-evaders to avoid governmental notice.
They will stop at nothing until they get their cashless society and we are all chipped/ID 2020 tattooed.
Everyone should know why quarters and dimes have ridges along the sides. Hint: it has something to do with large noses.
>cashless society
Nigs will go ballistic if that happens. You think payment processors are going to allow illegal drug transactions on their platforms? They won’t take the risk.
No, your just stupid. I work retail. There's a coin shortage nationally speaking. The Fed has told our dumb corporate faggots that there are no new coins being minted or put into circulation due to the places where they are minted being closed/ no workers. There's simply no new coin. Only pre-existing ones that are maybe/hopefully put back into circulation. We have like no quarters at our store currently.
Cashless also means they can implement negative interest rates. They can't do it now because everyone would go withdraw all of their money out of the bank, causing a bank run.
there isnt a shortage.
they are saying there is because the coronavirus can be transmitted through currency.
you can bet your bitcoin that the government is going to take advantage of this situation to push credit/debit purchases because its easier to track money this way.
it makes criminal activities harder to cover up. you cant give the mexican cartels or gangs a credit/debit card for drugs or weapons.
They're going to bring in drug legalization/monopolization across the board, user. They're trying to depopulate the majority of us in this decade and drugs will be one more mechanism to do that. Not to mention, people who are fucked up on drugs aren't going to form any kind of meaningful resistance to their plans.
>go to store
>"lul coin shortage"
>go to cashier
>"is this true?"
>"no."
Hot
>not smelting coins into ammo
Not gonna make it
Nailed it. Corona has been used a pretext for all sorts agendas to move forward
Not in any way that is significant, this is just an excuse to eliminate money that has demonstrable value for paper with the eventual goal of moving to a fully (social) credit system so when they decide to cancel people they will fully remove their ability to conduct any manner of business or even feed themselves.
I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.
coins are metal, non porous, and easy to clean.
Paper money is porous cloth and is next to impossible to sterilize without causing degradation.
This is from the upright citizens brigade
Based
Thanks for the warning AssAnon
150,000 total deaths within a country of 330 million. 330 million is 330,000 thousands, or 165,000 two-thousand blocks. The total dead while-having-coronavirus (not exclusive deaths) are thus 1/2000 Americans. That means in a two-thousand person school, if one student would be absent.
I want to work at the Mint
I autistically made this spreadsheet. What do you think
Some coins (nickels, I think) are worth more on the metals market than they are as a coin. Then there are all of these special releases that people tend to hang onto and collect (all the different quarters, for example). I've been collecting pennies for years, trying to take as many of them out of circulation as I can (it's a loosing battle, but I'm too invested at this point). Just my two cents....
Do you realize how many idiots use cashapp for drug transactions?
Very good. My only constructive criticism is that many people are unaware of the normal death rate, so rates or raw numbers of coronavirus deaths can be used to manipulate the ignorant. Maybe include the population dead sans corona?
Nice. I did something similar a month or so ago. The main thing I was interested in was % Population dead. Even in states where there was a high death rate, the percentage of the population was relatively low. And to be honest, I don't believe any of the numbers anyway.