I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!
*TINK TINK TINK*
Camden Cox
Aaron Howard
nigger
Logan Martin
Begone
William Scott
We’re here fren!
Jordan Ramirez
Fuck niggers that fuck your mom
Ayden Fisher
i'm monitoring this thread little frog. you better not say anything racist
Lincoln Gray
why are leafs like this
Colton Edwards
STOP BULLYING
Oliver Butler
reporting in... this could be huge guys
Hunter Hall
Unironically this
Jaxon Watson
what is it, good sir?
Zachary Smith
Waiting buddy
Adam Torres
ironically, this
Eli Morgan
Shit the fuck up, newfag fucks. The man has something to say! Carry on with your sacred duty, sir.
Austin Reed
Be patient boys let’s let everyone settle in here this is gonna be huge
Christian Watson
Fuck yeah! This will be biblical. I got popcorn. Let’s go!!!!
Jacob Baker
Checked and hustled in, fren. How do you like your brekkie?
Joseph Fisher
Spit it out...what's up?
Adrian Gray
Fucking awesome?
I contemplate this myself.
Joseph Diaz
Standing by.
Kayden Robinson
I'm getting a more seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.
I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.
IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.
You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON!
Austin Hall
*coughs* I have *cough couggh cough* arrived gentlemen!! *cough* I am seeking the kosher seating *wheezes coughs coughs cough* where are my fellow chosenites? *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*
Logan Hill
Shhh. OP is going to say the words!
Adrian Parker
WTF
this is wut 6000000 % estrogen looks like
Jaxon Thompson
Reporting
Wyatt Sanders
come on fren spill the beans
Juan Wood
Make way, me and the boys are coming in for the big announcement.
Luis Gutierrez
Is everyone settled in? I’m going to wait 2 more minutes if youre not ready that’s your problem.
Thomas Gray
I stand ready
I pray that I may be worthy to receive the sacred knowledge surely to be imparted shortly
I’m literally trembling
Christian Watson
Tonight's dessert menu features cake and cock. Unfortunately we are all out of cake.
Easton Martinez
I'm here
Landon Parker
Poo pee here
Kevin Hughes
*ahem ahem*
Thank you for coming. It’s been awhile lads..anyway this is what I have to say
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK HOMOS
FUCK WHORES
FUCK KIKES
FUCK ANNE FRANK
FUCK SPICS
FUCK HAJIS
FUCK BUGMEN
FUCK ABOS
FUCK COMMIES
FUCK WIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS
AND MOST OF ALL FUCK THIS FAGGOT JEWISH KEK THAT CREATED ME BUT TRIED TO MURDER ME BECAUSE OF MY REDPILLED BELIEFS AND WHO IS NOW TRYING TO CASH IN ON A DOCUMENTARY USING MY FUCKING NAME
FUCK MATT FURIE
Owen Adams
I came here for cake and cock and we’re all out of cake
Connor Hall
What is it OP?
Jaxson Davis
This gone be good
Elijah Cox
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
Ayden Jones
Wasn’t the concept of red pill / blue pill made by 2 trannies?
Anthony Scott
hes no fren here
Cameron Baker
THE MAD LAD
Andrew James
Based
Benjamin Miller
Digits and it flops
Cooper Torres
Everyone is gay but me
Ayden Davis
B B B BASED
Chase Phillips
Uhhhhh hello?? is this the department of based?
Juan Garcia
Gentlemen
Aaron Barnes
BASED.
Liam Ramirez