AOC

FUN FACT: Van Jones cannot achieve climax without being called "nigger." Source: his kike mistress Krystal, who lives in Marin County, CA.

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>be ex
>getting frisky with the bartender
>tells me she wants to represent a new york district
>yeah ok whatever, just pull down your pants
>tells me she wants me to eat her ass
>no protection
>hope she has good hygiene
>start tongue punching her fart box
>it's.... meh
>look up from her ass
>she's staring at me with that horse tooth grin and those bug eyes
>lose erection i was already straining to maintain

Imagine willingly eating ass
You're no different than a monkey at that point.

y woodnt she?

Truly based take

kek

based

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>Be me, 30
>Meet 19 year old on MeetMe
>Fucking her doggystyle
>Ask her what else she's into
>"Do you eat ass?"
>Eww, fucking nasty slut...
>"Hell yes I eat ass!"

Wasn't bad but having a girl eat your ass is the Patracian move.

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eating ass is hot but she ruins the appeal by being brown....

IN THIS HOUSE

WE EAT ASS

Everybody does.

typo
she loves eating ass

Ok, gotta fap.

memes aside, eating ass is absolutely repugnant behavior no matter how cute the chick.

Who doesn't like having their ass eaten? That's like saying "HE LIKES HIS BALLS TO BE PLAYED WITH" like no fucking shit.

faggot

Some years ago I was having sex with this girl in the big hotel shower and she tried eating my ass. I felt her tongue on my asshole and recoiled in horror. Almost went flaccid immediately and then we both tried to keep going. At one point she tried to kiss me, with her mouth that had been on my ass. I don't know when ass eating became a thing but it's repulsive

hahahahah

>"it's all about looks and genetics!"

>AOC
>ugly, dumb, overly-emotional, annoying horsefaced mutt
>literally everyone on Zig Forums wants to fuck her anyway just because she holds a tiny bit of power in the American government

shocking that incel ideology is proven so thoroughly wrong by incels themselves...

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Buttholes are so fucking gross... Kike Larry Flint turned all you losers into sodomites..... Satan the bitch loves it.....

AOC is such a filthy BEANERKIKE... DOME THAT BITCH WITH A CROWBAR

what is this

Oh my.

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BITCH THAT LIKES BEANERKIKES.... LOL

You are one step away from having a scat fetish

>all of

Shut the fuck up, its only shitposters who are ruining this board and leftists who think that.

THIS 1000%

based fecal oral transmission guy

FAGGOT LEAF NIGGER BEANERKIKE LOVER

Seconded.
Obviously it's some kind of hospital patient notes but what does it mean?

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ASS IS FOR SODOMITE SATANIST DEGENERATES

YOU ARE AWESOME. KILL SODOMITES

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THIS, ILL VOTE AOC IF SHE POSTS NUDES

AOC IS A NASTY BEANERKIKE GOBLIN

ALL WHO WANT THAT LIKE NIGGERDICK IN THEIR BUTTS TOO

what do you think her asshole tastes like?

I get on all fours and my gf eats my ass while jerking me off and she loves it

beans

like shit

why would anyone be shocked by this. I am more shocked when i find out someone is not a complete degenerate.

>r*ghtoids thought this would ruin her re-election and eventual presidential nomination
kek, they really are out of touch with the modern world, aren't they?

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Shit

like shit, what do you think?

The pussy gets wetter if you eat the ass. This is just a fact. A girl can protest and swear she doesn't want you to do that but the vagina is basically a lie detector. If it is wet and swells up and softens, they like it. If it clenches up goes dry they arent into it. Eat some booty,plow hard, and blow a load balls deep, amen.

AOC TONGUES MY ANUS

>millennial is into rimming
is anyone surprised?

Uh, ok?

Lol who doesn't?

This nigga eatin poo

it's got electrolytes. It's what anemic crave.

No, right-wingers just get off on AOC for some reason. Probably because she's younger than the usual suspects.

Anyone that eats or fucks ass is a weirdo. I'm 39, and I've never wanted to have anything to do with another person's asshole. That's just gross. That's the hole a person shits out of you fucking gross degenerate. Assplay is as disgusting as trannies and faggots.

Curry farts and sour nutsack stink.

I am sure she has long brown meat curtains that work their way back betwixt her cheeks and collect BO

This is why her farts are so distinctive. When she rips it sounds like a fleshy kazoo.

* BRREEEEERRRRRMMMP!*

closet faggot detected have fun in hell with the citizens of sodom

I was eating

now im thinking of that

now i dont wanna eat

This

Shit happens

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When did ass eating become so mainstream?

Only girls I've ever been with thought sucking dick was kinky.

You are a hypocrite if you think that, men fuck women not because they are pretty, but because we are men and evolution made us want to pass our genes no matter what

Only 8+guys can become chads and only 10s are desired by women, but even a 1/10 woman will not only score, but have many men following her at any given time.

Now eat shit roastie, you think you understand psychology but you don't

>imagine
I'm trying.

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BUMP Thank you sir for your testimony.

Alzheimers- years later after eating ass. Fact.

>AOC likes having her ass eaten
adorable :3 i would