Scientists: 'Exactly zero' evidence COVID-19 came from a lab

Well I guess that settles that.

cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/05/scientists-exactly-zero-evidence-covid-19-came-lab

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jfl at fags thinking corona is fake.
the second something ACTUALLY HAPPENS you fags fucking deny its existence
i swear when the nukes fly you fags will start to claim it's all a hoax while getting vaporised

(((Scientists))). Yeah not buying it.

there is no such thing as 'settled science', anyone that touts any science as being settled is a subversive rat, a demon
nothing is settled, not even newtonian physics, we've just come to an understanding with it to the best of our current ability

Just like when they said there is no evidence of human to human transmission right?

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It’s literally the flu with enhancements that slow it to attack 90% of the body. As long as it’s not latent like herps or HIV we’ll be fine.

>Emerges in city with level 4 biolab dedicated to bat coronaviruses
>closest known wildtype coronavirus comes from a bat cave 1400km away
>wet market did not sell bats
>scientist from bat lab disappeared
>lab had a 'hazardous' event sometime in mid-October 2019, around the time it is estimated coronavirus began circulating
>Absolutely no outside investigation, completely dismissed by CCP
Yeah, you'd have to be an absolute brainlet to believe this was caused by chinks eating dodgy bat soup. My best guess is that this wasn't 'engineered', but that they had been doing culturing the coronavirus in human cell lines, evolving it naturally to be more infectious and then fucked up.

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It's literally not the 'flu'.
Mortality doesn't seem too awful, but long term effects for some survivors seem really shitty. I'd be pissed if I lost 50% of my lung function due to the fucking communists. That plus the absolute economic devastation plus the boost it has given to Biden means China has gotta pay.

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(((china study)))

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It hasn't been long enough to determine long term effects idiot
There is no established control from those reports to determine if the 'long term damage' came from a prior condition

They established day one that the combination of the 3 genetic key components of the virus couldn't be natural.
I suppose the ministry of truth is working after hours these days.

so whats the chance of dying from this thing?

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Okay what evidence do you have that it came from elsewhere. Lack of evidence alone does not proof an alternative

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kek

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>so whats the chance of dying from this thing?
Get it and let us know.

>And while Andersen, like other prominent virologists, says that he can't completely rule out the possibility that the virus came from a lab, the odds of that happening are very small.

This is how you know it is spin, because:
1) They don't even understand the conspiracy theories
2) Some of them, which are clearly satire, are taken literally
3) They dismiss the concerns all together thereby falling into a false dichotomy fallacy

There is obviously some concern that this virus came from a lab, citing the article that there is a "small chance". Yet, no one considers the abnormal level of coincidences. That small chance may be more relevant than it is dismissive.

USA Biowarfare Lab: Located in the SouthWestern Desert
USSR Biowarfare Lab: Located in Siberia
CCP Biowarfare Lab: Located in a fish market.

Why the hell do we work with these bug people at all?

There aren't universal markers that make an artificial DNA strand obvious. Sometimes there are, sometimes there aren't.

epic answer ledditor

There is also 'exactly zero' evidence that it comes from nature

THE ARBITER OF SCIENCE HAS SPOKEN I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

>Why the hell do we work with these bug people at all?

dumb money

Why attribute to malice what we can confirm was incompetence? The Chinese simply shouldn't be allowed to do anything more dangerous than make noodles and sew clothing. Even those should be done under strict international supervision.

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you "lose 50% of your lung function" because of barbaric medical malpractice from shitty tiktok nurses forcefully sedating and intubating you in a coma because you had a coof, and due to chink coof WHO guidelines they're not allowed to give you standard oxygen therapy because it 'spreads chink coof'

Dumbass.

Of course scientists aren't going to admit to causing the end of the world.

>western jewish run academia
instantly discredited

Go look up the genome yourself, dumbass. Hundreds of labs all over the world have been making it available for months.

Righty-o...

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>a group of scientists claims anything
and? due to Replication Problem, we need other group of scientists to find the same findings.
They have the same leverage as any anonymous

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I am a scientist. I have published genetics papers. I am also an Emergency Room physician. Have cared for more than 500 chink flu patients.

SARS-nCov-2 is a virus that was made in a chink laboratory by a human being using recombinant rna techniques. There is exactly zero evidence to refute this or to suggest the virus is a product if natural evolution. Period.

If you need to be intubated im just going to let you fucking die instead.

>Lab with funding specifically for making human gain of function coronavirus for study
>N-no theres zero evidence because we said so.

>I want to kill you
Wow, big fucking surprise there the globohomo puke wants to kill people!
I'm never going to a hospital for a coof, you'll never get one single hand on my family or children either.

One day I'll be peeling your skin off in some piss and shit soaked basement and there is nothing you can do about it, you fucking monstrous faggot.

>coronavirus is real

Next they will tell us it didn't come from China.