/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #4572

That's right. It was invented by Obama and used to distract us from them rigging another primary against Bernie

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How about page 5?

>A nigger is in the bunker
What do?

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Back in 2004, people weren't as retarded as now.

Cope seethe dilate

>still not 20 million
It was a nothingburger after all

whatever you do, just do not relax

Same goes for you, accept I'm not a tranny.

middle east aside, the world was somewhat normal in 2004

>BRUH

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lol /dead virus general/

[LATEST NEWS]

Pet cats in Texas first in state to test positive for coronavirus
>Both felines were asymptomatic
>Texas scientists have reported finding two pet cats with the coronavirus — the first in the state.
>The cats were swabbed as part of a study being conducted at Texas A&M University to understand how pets living in “high-risk” households may be impacted by COVID-19.
>The cats were in separate homes in Brazos County — and asymptomatic. One cat began sneezing after a visit from researchers.
archive.is/HCood

Reportanon's news/reports:

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lol /page ten general/

Homie whats wrong with bruh? It's a chill term for brotherly affection.
>holds out hand waiting for a dap

Wanna say that to my face you piece of shit?

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Okay I'm off bros, looks like the bread is pretty much already dead.

>BRUH
>dabs your face nose and tummy tum tum

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Yes, my limp-wrist schizo friend, I'd actually love to.

>/page ten general/
>ptg
We have come full circle

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you're not fooling anyone.

>TODAY'S LATEST TOTALS
▶ 53 new cases and 2 new deaths in Bulgaria
▶ 416 new cases and 14 new deaths in Guatemala
▶ 10,611 new cases and 302 new deaths in Colombia
▶ 437 new cases and 3 new deaths in Nigeria
▶ 43,277 new cases and 474 new deaths in the United States

yea I don't think Bulgaria's stats are too trustworthy

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>he had to migrate to 8kun

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>he's still trolled there

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kek

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WEAR THE GOD DAMN MASK YOU HEAR ME PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DYING

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BRUH DAP MY HAND RN

That is a dope shelter.
Would totally live in that if I could get utilities ran to it.

>TODAY'S LATEST TOTALS
▶ 1,344 new cases and 1 new death in Japan
▶ 118 new cases and 1 new death in Czechia
▶ 43,277 new cases and 474 new deaths in the United States

japs deliver even on weekends

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I'll Dap you.
*Dap*

That's what I'm talkin about. I'm ordering food tonight, whatcha want?

>WEAR THE GOD DAMN MASK

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>ordering food
see, this guy isn't afraid of the virus.

Bro I told you its homemade taco night, I already have the asada smoking in the pit.
You just gotta stop at safeway and get some masa for the tortillas.

Howdy UkraineBro...
WTFugg
Did we shift timelines and Japan suddenly started reporting real numbers ?

researchgate.net/publication/341055648_COVID-19_iron_ferroptosis_parafibrin
heavy.com/news/2020/05/bing-liu/

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BROOOOOO I totally forgot. My bad, bruh.
>daps you again
I'll head over there right away.

yea, Japan sort of started testing all of a sudden

>TODAY'S LATEST TOTALS
▶ 39 new cases in Norway

More like they have to report big numbers even if they have to downplay them.
And it will be even worse in the future since some of them are going full-retard:

translate.google.com/translate?sl=ja&tl=en&u=http://tsuisoku.com/archives/57059453.html

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