How are you holding up, Zig Forums? (And what can I get you?)

How are you holding up, Zig Forums? (And what can I get you?)

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Cheapest scotch, neat.

And like shit.
>two family members recently died of cancer
>still in love with my ex even though we've been split for over a year and she was a total cunt
>no idea where to go with my life from here
>still live with mom because she's not in the best health and I couldn't really sustain moving into some shithole apartment anyway

And that's not even the half of it but I've said enough. *sip*

Double whiskey neat if you would user. Glenfiddich if you have it.

I've been growing up way too fast these past few months. I've lost the innocence that was once the cradle of my hopes and dreams.
I've come to realise 70% of people are straight up retarded. My politicians are complete apes. I wish I could take charge of it all and change it. But even if I do solve all our national issues how do you fight something as pervasive as culture? How do I fight globalism?

Beer.
Watching Big O and it is so great.

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Sorry to hear that, user. I truly hope things get better for you. Also whenever you think about your ex, just remember what you just said, she was a total cunt. You dodged a bullet my friend.

>Double whiskey neat if you would user. Glenfiddich if you have it.

Coming right up, sir.

>I've lost the innocence that was once the cradle of my hopes and dreams.

Such is the adult life, my friend. I think there's a certain point we all reach at a certain age that completely revokes the last bit of childlike innocence.

Glad to hear you're enjoying it, lad.

I’d like a Red’s Apple Ale. All my friends are calling me gay and my dad is too.

Forget them, user. Cheers!

I will cut my dick off americananon bartender i feel like i must be a girl to please you

Making alcohol burner stoves for "fun", laughing at children thinking they're revolutionaries, and ordering half a tumbler of scotch with just one ice cube please.

The world never ends, it just goes places we don't like.

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Not even sure what you're trying to say, my French friend. Perhaps some coffee?

That it really seems to do. It's sad to see where we are today.

Bring nachos and Dr Pepper. I'm doing very well lately.

I love these threads.

>Perhaps some coffee?
No thanks, i'm gonna go to bed later, i'd take half a glass of whisky.

Excellent to hear.

I appreciate your enthusiasm, Elon. Have a drink!

Thanks friend.

That reminds me of something I heard recently user: "A human lives three lifes. The first ends with the loss of naivety, the second with the loss of innocence and the third with the loss of life itself. It is inevitable that we will go through all three stages."
Actually I suppose that means I've completed the first stage of life. Nothing left to do now but wait to be corrupted I suppose?

Very well. IPA, thanks. I'm going to make the move on a potential woman this week, wish me luck. Cheers!

I'm not going to lie man I ain't doing good.

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We’re falling apart at the fucking seams we are falling a fucking part at the fucking seams....

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I want to kill myself. I need to stop drinking. It’s making me suicidal.

Just lost the tip of my left thumb... So not good

Coming right up, mon ami.

Never heard that before, but it I'd say it hits the nail on the head.

Best of luck, user. May you slay many a vagina in these tough times. Cheers.

Sorry to hear it, user. Get if off your chest if you feel like it.

So it seams. Pun slightly intended.

Buckle up fellow leaf the ride is only downhill from here

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That would be wise, then. This stuff should only be used to help, not hurt.

Ooof... this round is on me then. Sorry to hear it, user.

how do I destress for a night without drinking or hookers (aids)? I have money to blow. not in the mood for gambling either.
>inb4 there's literally nothing you can do other than drink and fuck

I'll have an Oduls please.

Lets see. I just got back from a trip in the mountains, all the city trash are jam packing it. Destroying mother nature, tagging, leaving behind tons of trash. These people are the ones that have no appreciation for such things. The same ones who would jam pack the movies piss all over the bathrooms, and fit right at walmart.

Glenmorangie 18 neat please.
I'm struggling with watching all of the opportunities in the PM and crypto markets right now when I have very little money to play with. I want to have just one major market victory one day. Plus, I think that next year will be tough, could get worse after that too.

Get this guys drink on my tab and Ill get a peroni, so Ted whats new? How far deep did you go? Im going to go boating next year hopefully for the rest of my life, fuck the city its full of film students and turbonerds

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I've had diarrhea for weeks and I've tried everything and I'm staying hydrated what's happening

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>how do I destress
by relaxing

stress is imposed by yourself, not by the outide world

A good question. Without any drinking or prostitutes, your only option might be just something you enjoy like a movie, TV show, book, or video game.

Sounds like a rough area you live in. I hope these degenerate scum get whats coming to them.

Got many miles to go before I sleep....

make mine a decent scotch please, no ice, dash of water..

Take it easy all. Just remember, plenty of times to figure things out, don't do stupid rash shit that will hold you back for years. 5 mins planning and 30 seconds holding back the fist gives you wonders.

Also dont be fags. 5 years ago you were prob a newfag. 5 years from now you could be on the way to being a doctor.

Best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, next best time is now.

:)

It very well could. I shudder to think about what will happen post election.

Couldn't tell you, as I am not a doctor. But I do know that prolonged diarrhea isn't a good thing. You might want to get checked out.

Hello good sir, a glass a Jägermeister with sweet cider please, it's a new mix I tried that I really enjoy.
Let me put some sense in this frenchanon who would like to chop off his meat to please you

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"gestures across the bar with scotch"
Now that's some good advice for you seZA. Ever read some stoicist philosophy?

>just smoke da ganja erryday and kill any future initiative
you'll never amount to anything without any drive and self esteem, faggot

Why is it that the swiss age like wine? All the young people I hung out with were shy and boring but the old people I met would party like they were in their 20s. Also what do you think about boating till the end of time?

I want you guys to pray for me: I want to become assertive permanently and have a great self esteem.