PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CREEPY EDITION /ptg/

Are you stuck?
AAAA-WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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okay, lincoln projector

Alright this is it

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MAGA

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Does anyone have the 3 panel that's just like this one, but has a Trump Pepe at the bottom with the Trump hair?

I have a rare predator Awoo for trade.

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This faggot will be president in the next few months. America is fucked

youtube.com/watch?v=tNqtmoZT6vE

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MAGA
1st time trump voter and it feels damn good

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OH NO NOT THE HECKIN EXPERTARINOS

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Awoo?

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That girl looks creepy AF desu

Biden dropped out of the race and onto a little girl.

dude WHAT THE FUCK is Biden doing to that girl in the pic LMFAO

like WHAT THE *FUCK* is he doing to her like wow wow holy fucking shit

WHO IS HE? WHERE DID HE EVEN COME FROM AT THIS POINT? AND HE'S GOING TO WIN? AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It makes the sniffs that much sweeter

>poor lil' Illinois

More like achoo

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This, tbqhf

AWOO

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Funny how this happens after he called that German a fag

Fuck IL, they're almost as bad as Oh*o

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also 'Colorado Biden'

there's going to be a fucking trading card game's worth of jabs like this by the time Slow Biden's done putrefying people's opinions of him

TRUMP PREDICTED TO WIN WITH 91% CHANCE BY PRIMARY MODEL. THE MOST ACCURATE MODEL. IT HASN'T BEEN WALKED BACK BECAUSE OF CORONA VIRUS. NORPOTH DOUBLED DOWN ON IT HERE.

>foxnews.com/politics/professor-doubles-down-on-prediction-model-showing-trump-having-91-percent-chance-of-winning-election-despite-polls

IT'S OVER FOR BIDEN. TRUMP WINS 2020.

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Awoo~

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>I HATE NIGGERS
Really? You won't like Trump then.

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Pic related is a possible map according to the primary model. I think a win this big isn't possible, but one thing is certain. Trump wins in 2020.

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*dabs*

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Based Joe?

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who here /topan/?
anything happen today? i've been gone most of it

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Ap should be sued over this article
Bungled response is not in a quotation.
A reporter is saying this as fact.
Fuck the ap

ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/don-t-they-care-europeans-astonished-as-u-s-hits-5-million-cases-1.5057041

Someone here with connections tell Trump people about this

spiking the ball at midfield, typical liberal behavior

AHAHAHA

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Reminder this is with several states canceling their Republican primaries outright.

If Biden wins, how long into his first term will he stroke out?

>got 2000 wrong

>I think a win this big isn't possible
I was alive in time to see the election in 1984.

>misgendered
oh no that sucks

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I'm saving these for extra keks on election night.

>here's what you should be unreasonably afraid of. please please please be afraid.

>Paul Bunyan virus killing chinks

Why pay money for DNA tests when you can easily find out if you are white or not through this one simple test.

Only non-whites dislike the taste of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

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nice, I like the P47
but P38 is my fav

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Everyone got their pride shirt?

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ive been peeing in my gfs butt for months but nothings happening

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Does Trump support a second round of stimulus checks?

That historian got 2000 as did the Primary Model. what is important to not though is that Primary Model is based on actual date and numbers and that historians "model" is pure conjecture. It is who he thinks he will win based on his subjective opinion. This is made worse when you learn he has TDS. Primary Model is objective and is therefore the better model.

This thing is a real life slanneshi daemon

he said he did but i doubt it'll happen

I pity the ticks there to be honest. Be so close to such filth ought to be torture to any living thing.

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>menthol ice cream
shieeeeeeeeeeeeet

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the first election in my life was 2000 when i was only 2 years old
the only landslide i've ever seen was Barry beating McTumor in 2008.

>Surely this will make a few of them vote for Biden!

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Isn’t that the fourth Chinese virus this year? Or where there more?

Good point

I guess I should clarify I don't think a win that large is possible in this political climate.

Fun fact, the F-35 was named after the P-38.
>Lightning II

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>drink blood for a living
>only food source is disgusting chankoros

You're doing it wrong, user, you have to pee in his mouf

SINK!

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>disabled
Probably just another word for “drug addict” now.

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MAGA

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Amazing how Democrats can turn kissing your daughter into something kinky and wrong. So much projection

If it has no effect why do you bother responding to it Schlomo?

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>tfw able to squueze kill ticks with index finger n thumb
just all the more satisfying now

witnessed lol

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What are the red dots?
As an Ohioan I'd like to kniw what is being levied against me

What’s wrong with a father kissing his daughter

That's a man baby

This man is the first republican to be awarded delegates against an incumbent president since Pat Buchanan. Say something nice about him.

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more chink diseases
cleanse the whole land with nuclear fire

Glad to have you, fren

No just a lazy Sunday. We had the disgusting half jew half chink communist blather for threads but that's about it.
The only time I would pity a tick.

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doesn't matter, electoral college rigged bullshit

MAGA votes on ballot questions & Senate primaries
Always vote Republican!
Aug. 11: MN: Lewis
GA 9: Clyde; GA 14: Greene
Aug. 18: WY: Lummis
Sep. 1: MA: Ayyadurai
Sep. 8: NH: Messner
Sep. 15: DE: Witzke
Nov. 3:
AL: Jud.R.: No; New Const.: No; Citizenship req.: YES; Jud. Vac.: no
AK: Electoral reform: no; Tax Incs.: No
AR: Optometry: Yes; TermLimits: Yes; Referenda: Yes; TP sales tax: No
CA: Crime sentencing: YES; Property tax refs.: No; Abolish bail: NO; Rent control: NO; App-based Drivers: No (Fuck SV); Dialysis: No; Stem Cell R.: NO; CCPA: No; Repeal 209: NO; Parolee&17YO voting: NO; also: recallgavin2020.com/
CO: 22W Abortion Ban: YES; Citizen Req.: YES; Gray wolves: No; NPVIC: No; Bingo&Raffles: Yes; tax incs.: No
FL: YES, NO, NO, yes, Yes, Yes
GA: Rev. Ded.: Yes; Dec. Rel.: No; Collins
ID: NE/yes
IL: NO
IA: NO
KY: Marsy's law: YES; Offices: NE/no
LA: No Right to Abortion: YES; Disaster Budget Stabilization: Yes; Payment in lieu of taxes: YES; Oil/gas in property value: Yes; Change spending limit: NO; Homestead Exemption: YES; UCP Trust Fund: Yes; Sports betting: No; Murphy
MA: ALL NO
MD: All No
MI: Park Funds: Yes; Data warrants: No
MS: I65/A65A: NO/65A; flag: NO; EV: No
MO: A1: NE/no; A3: YES
MT: LR-130: YES; C-46/47: NE/no
NE: End Slavery: NO; TIF: YES
NV: ALL NO
NJ: Weed: NO; Delayed Redis.: No; Vet. Ded.: YES
NM: NO, YES, NO, NO, NO
ND: Yes
OK 814: Yes
OR: ALL NO; also: stoptheabuse-recallkatebrown.org/
RI: NO
SD: NO
UT: Mun. Water: Yes; Legis. Qual.: Yes; End Slavery as Punishment: NO; Gender-Neutral Lang.: NO; Legis. start date: No; Right to hunt: YES; Kid welfare: NO
VA: Redr. Com.: Yes; Vet. Tax Ex.: YES
WA: 90: NO; FMLIALTCSSTA: Yes
DC shrooms: NO
PR Statehood: NO/boycott

Don't forget to vote in two days, Minnesota!

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>delegates

hahaha

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When the fuck is Trump going to make anime real?

SPOON!

So everyone else here can laugh at you, of course!
You never did answer us, kike: Was the Holocaust real? A real National Socialist would say "no."
A kike posing as one would spend a whole thread refusing to answer.
Oh, I remember that's what you did last thread.

What's the third one?

I find the fact that Aqua canonically has an anti-sex aura around her that prevents anyone from having romantic or lewd thoughts about her frankly hilarious.

I prefer my trans one.

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He's working on it with Elon

the biggest issues of our current time are:
5g (if you arent mentally handicapped you'll understand why :^)
internet free speech (taking away anonymity is also a form of censorship you cucks)
healing the enviroment

Jason Lewis seems to be a threat for Israeli firsters

Corona, swine flu, hantavirus and now the tick thing

Only if he actually delivers and perp walks at least a couple of the coup conspirators. Be nice if he locked up Mittens, too, for his role in the Burisma debacle. I'd cum if Mittens got locked up.

I'm not a Democrat or a Republican. I hate (((Democracy))).

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OHMYGOD! A father kissing his daughter!!!

I found out my real surname today, friends! Just wanted to mention it.

>swn: pee on you and call you daddy

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>I found out my real surname today
Are you adopted or something?

That retard's model uses his subjective opinion rather than actual numbers.
He actually said Biden is 'more charismatic' than Trump lmfao

is he sucking her soul out or what
what sorcery allows that face to exist

nuclear impacts

>He actually said Biden is 'more charismatic' than Trump lmfao
No he didn't. He said neither were charismatic.

It's pronounced queer

Move Oregon to tossup
Then I'll agree

Were you an HRC enthusiast last time, or are you an illegal, or are you a just-legal

Source: Trump's a jogger!

Yussss

I want to see her body

No, Puerto Rico.
You're the embarrassment.
We are all embarrassed by the waste of space that is Puerto Rico.

Biden is a perv, Trump is a loving Dad

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The Tick was a man before his time.

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Drump is a bigot. THIS is true inclusivity.
BLM + LGB + T +

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No, not nearly that exciting, my 2x great grandfather was born out of wedlock and I was able to find out his father through my Y DNA test and autosomal test.

Not giving Trump the charismatic point is fucking retarded, shillfag

no thats a father (((kissing))) his daughter