Why do Burgers think they invented the Hamburger?

Hamburger - Germany
Pizza - Italy
BBQ - Caribbean
Mac and cheese - Italy.
Fried chicken - Africa

OH NONONONONONONONO

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You're retarded, I expect more from criminal nigger bants.

Literally everyone knows it was invented by Hamburgers. No one thinks you're smart chink. You're probably not even good at math and hence have no value at all. That's why you shill nonsense here.

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Australians put the bubbles in be soo...

Thank you for that sir!

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cope

We take whatever we want sissy boy.

Hamburger was created by a Danish American. As for pizza, it was indeed created by Italians, but we have our own twists made by Italian immigrants. Same for others

Other countries have hamburgers mate.
We just dont base our entire identity to something that you ruined with corn starch.

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America brought all those shit cuisines you mentioned and innovated all your flagship creations.

Nasty ass German burger turned into a double patty burger with mushrooms, peppers, and all that shit

Pizza barely had any cheese back in Italy and it wasn't until the Chicagoans touched it that Pizza truly became GOAT. Literally the only good thing about Chicago is the Pizza by the way.

Caribbean BBQ relied too much on swine because they were poor niggers who couldnt afford based cattle

and fried chicken of course required agriculture in order to grow the wheat for the flour that coats the chicken which niggers have/had no capability of doing.

Hamburger =/= Cheeseburger
eat shit scotsman fallacy nigger

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>implying everything is better when you drown it in cheese.

Don't even get me started on American "cheese"

Australia is fatter than USA fuck off spider nigger. Sage.

In America, you can have authentic cuisines from all over the world just down the street from your house. But if you have a burger anywhere else than America, it tastes like shit.

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>Sage.
Thank you. Enjoy your ban OP

What the fucks do Aussies have aside from Vegimite, Kangaroo meat, and meat pies?

Seriously though, no two countries have a right to shit on anyones cuisine than Australia and Australia Jr. AKA New Zealand.

Right, like we are supposed to listen to what Australians say.

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Daily reminders Americans have no food culture,
Unless you consider drenching everything in sugar, salt, corn starch, and estrogen (culture)

Pizza is unironically American though and best neighbor had copied them

Their food culture is getting gynormously MEGAFAT and needing mobility scooters HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhHAAHAHAH

Because pic related.

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this aint reddit dip shit.
I aint getting banned cause I hurt your fee-fees.

American pizza is a fucking pie with several toppings thus a myriad of flavors.

Italian pizza is a cuck piece of pastry with a tiny splash of sauce and just the tiniest sprinkle of cheese.

Literally pleb tier.

Australia has none either

They are not better than their Injun ancestors.

Apple pie is American

We put a bun on it, perfecting it. Or, that's some Mandela thing and I'm thinking of pizza

lmao eurocucks mad we took your food and made it better

Americans are not even that fat especially if you are in the north. its usually just older people and black women anyways so the fat american stereotype is kind of inaccurate

what a fucking dipshit. i fucking hate austrailians.

that's some middle ages english shit

>Fried chicken - Africa
It's from Scotland retard

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America is like Ancient Rome in that it steals things from other countries that are imperfect or total shit and then makes them totally awesome.

>I dont even think about Americans

Whats next? they gonna claim they invented bread?

What were you thinking about when you made the thread?

says the chink who made this piss poor thread.

explain this

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The other countries and how they defined your whole existence.

Imagine creating fairybread and vegimite.

whiter than you mutt

This is cope.

We just invented the good one.

Thats how are culture is, actually

Australia does have food culture. They have Vegemite, and uh... uhhhhhhh...

Don’t talk shit about fairy bread you insensitive dog

Reminder,

Taking an existing recipe and changing it to make it "better" (which is entirely one persons opinion anyway) Is not inventing it.

Your gastronomic legacy is what, Ming? Vegemite toast?

Sage

It clearly was invented by germanic immigrants in the US from some form of "Hamburgh sausage" from Hamburg, but nothing anyone today would recognize as a hamburger. The bun, ground beef and toppings of a modern hamburger is for sure an american invention

>but it was invented by immigrants not americans
Everyone in america is immigrants and every american invention is the product of immigrants or their ancestors

Sprinkles on buttered bread. Lmao

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Beef

Right. And everyone in North and South America is an American hurr durr.
Crikey! Run, it's a large flightless bird!

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>Mac and cheese - Italy.
Do italians actually like that shit?
Over here its just reheatable garbage.

We don't claim to have invented any of those, we just perfected them. Much like the British did with the blues, and chocolate. Fried chicken was invented by the Scottish btw.

>Over here its just reheatable garbage.

Just like all your other food

America is Steak Heaven. Get on our level. Or just try.

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>McShit burgers
>perfected

ok bud

>corn starch
Did you mean corn syrup to imply we're fat and put sugar in everything? Nobody uses cornstarch to make a burger or fries.

the earliest version of hamburger that i'm aware of came from a cookbook made by a brit named Hannah Glasse in the 1700s. she called it Hamburgh Sausage (or Hamburgh Styled Sausage)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Glasse

Australia... invented cattle?

Whoa...

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IKR bro American food doesn't have SHIT on Vegemite that stuff tastes way better

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Fried chicken was invented by Scottish tho

American imports Aus Beef
Aus does not import US Beef

Ok bud

>implying everything is better when you drown it in cheese.

bu it is

Naa mate, we just "perfected it"

>Why do Burgers think they invented the Hamburger?
We don't, we conquered Germany and took it as a trophy of war.

Brits didn't perfect chocolate. Germans did.

>Brits didn't perfect chocolate. Germans did.

Switzerland would like to have a word

Your island was invented as a prison state.
So shut the fuck up cuck.

Hm what about cheeseburger

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