Tfw no homo

>jewish god taught aryan man not to be gay

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the scandinavian vikings were black too remember?

Stay Black, brother.

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No, the God of all peoples, places, and things showed us how to have a perfect life through Jesus Christ. The Jews reject Jesus' teachings and so Christians became the chosen people instead of them. All who believe they will reach salvation through the Law of Moses will be sent to Hell.

Julius Caesars was black just so yall know. Straight up.

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Yes you are correct. It was almost like Florida for them.

OMG!!! I'm gay, but why does EVERYTHING have to be fucking gay???

Is it impossible that it was simply two humans who were terrified and knew they were probably about to fucking die and just wanted to hug someone one last fucking time before it was all over????

I’d love to stick my middle finger up your ass and leave it in there for 10 minutes. I would be able to feel my finger warm as your butthole moulds and tightens around my finger. You contract your ass tube and I can feel a little nug nudging my finger. After the 10 minutes I’d pull out my finger and inspect the brown juice and light coating of poo paste on my fingernails. Then, I would smell my finger while looking at you in the eyes. Finally, I would lick and suck my finger and taste what you had for breakfast that morning, eyes watering and tongue burning.

After that will you sit on my face for an hour? No washing or douching our asses obvs!!!!

Then I'll let you bareback fuck me, cause I can tell you're a top.

It's all going to get so. . . brown. . .

isnt one blowing the other that is sucking on a phallic object

Did their balls touch?

God I’m hard. My ass is always pulsating. I want your tongue so deep in me

Ah, you're in Australia? You can have me daddy. I'd legit become your property.

>tfw you think you’re getting away with a sly gay hook up and instead you are buried under a sudden pyroclastic flow and you and your lover’s sodomy is carbonized and placed on display as a museum piece for all eternity

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Come on! Let me get a boyfriend for once in my miserable, soon to be AIDS ridden, life!!!

DIE

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You leave my Aussie dream boat alone!!!!

Don’t pay them any attention. Just pay attention to my mushroom tip and dirty balloon knot

Yes sir.

*lies on the floor and wait for whatever is coming to me*

Every thing has to be homosexual because the Jews want to destroy our race and one way of doing that is to coerce and normalize non-reproductive behavior. Kill us and think we are noble for dyinng

It’s gonna be like a milk truck ploughing into a tree

What's really sad about this, is that I can tell you're a straight guy trolling, but I would let you do anything to me cause I just that much of a degenerate. . .

Like I'd blow you right before a pyroclastic flow covered us up and our ashes were left and showed our homo-ness for all time.

Oh, where do we begin? The rubble or our sins? And the wall kept tumbling down, in the city that we loved. Great cloud rolling over the hills bringing darkness from above. But if you close your eyes. Does it almost feel like nothing's change at all. And if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like we've been here before. How am I gonna be an optimist about this?