Dear American Friends

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Pay for NATO, then we'll talk.

>Trump says he's pulling troops out of Germany
>Y-Yeah we didn't want you anyway! Get out!

MERKEL'd dot com
when the fatburgers pull their fat twerking ass out of ramstein, the little jerry industrial band that uses that name should go back to their original moniker, PissBucket

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Pretty much this. Not like we want to be there anyway. Oh noes, american soldiers will miss out on their german marksmanship fag ropes! Oh noes, where will we send our critically injured from our endless war? Oh noes, where will we send our guys through for their retarded Europe babysitting rotations?

what for who the fuck r they afraid of. Russia should have joined nato and eu by now. Instead they imported mudslime shitskins that eastern eu has been fighting with for fuckin ever. Russians r mostly white christians WHAT THE FUCK
HONK HONK

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>Russia should have joined nato and eu by now
are you retarded?

shut up jank, youre all done. Mexico and china Will rape you all 24/7, and europe Will strugle to survive but it Will succed. Bad english ? your son Will talk more spanish tan english, amigo

Russia ir pretty conseervative. Why not have an alliance with them?

Is Germany now Russia's own Canada? You guys are half Soviet rape baby so I think it works out.

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America/India is the future

Thats true.

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pay denbts

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Only if you rake the leafs and give helicopter rides to degenerates.

Nein Schwuchtel. Wir bleiben.

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Thats the biker controlled red light district in Mannheim isn't it. Yeah that base closed retard.

I want yankee cocksuckers out of my state too.

We decide when the friendship is over. When we decide that we want to be friends again, you will be our friends. If we decide we want to bend all of you kraut sucking faggots over and fuck your asses, we will do that too.

Make us. Oh wait you can't because you are giant pussies in skinny jeans.

I'm fucking sick of poo immigrants. They act like they're superior, smell like hot dog shit, and they're incompetent as all fuck.

They basically run silicon valley together with the Jews.

"Y-yeah, look how much I hate America too. Now you guys will like me and not make fun of me r-right?"

We wanted to leave anyways kruat

faggots. cope moar.

We were never friends. You guys eat shit and fuck skulls.

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Hello russian fren! Is mk.ru a reasonable website or is it liberal/western slanted? Soorry offtopic, i know.

Basically this. We make the rules not you.

Hamburg. Met your sister there. I let her talk to my Telefunken U47.

Germoney are the biggest grifters on this planet

Maybe they were just jealous of the Jews tricks and wanted to emulate them.

PAY YOUR BILLS!!

and when you fuck off, dont come here. unless its to kill turkroaches

If it wasn't for us you'd he speaking German right now.

Rent?

I hate yuro cocksuckers, and I hate you Yankees because you're just like them.

Thank you Ivan. The answer is no.

:( see you next world war I guess, try not to destroy europe while we're gone

That worked out well last time

subtle

awww Germany is mad that america doesnt want to protect you for free anymore. Enjoy paying for all these rapfugees and social programs now that defense is back on the budget. Hitler wasted his life trying to save you.

>this one autist making the same thread with the same first post over and over
Cry moar.

we nuked the wrong country

Who are you again?

Lmao krauts have no response ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HANS?

theyre running it into he ground. Poo-loos cant code and the Jews have hired too many family members out of nepotism. Look at hollywood. Its kike offsprings and minority hires.

if you think you can get that level of military protection elsewhere for less money go ahead i guess.

but you only get three strikes when it comes to world wars. start another one and you get wiped off the map permanently.

Deutschland? More like douchland!

Germany will forever be in your debt, we won't forget that you saved us from the Soviets and helped us become a first world country again. Don't listen to these idiots, they don't know what they're talking about.

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Mach mich heine hun.

BASED, also agree

So you want more 1940’s flogging kraut?

Hahaha. That's it leaf, keep sucking up, you know you need us more than anyone.

Thats right. There will always be deep sense of gratitude that every german feels or should feel towards the great nation of the US. The home of the free. Noone else can ever replace America. A true friend and inspiration for all of us. America will always be America. It could be 20% white and still a light onto the nations. A shining city on a hill. Sometimes not even America can live up to american ideals, though. But as Churchill said, americans will always do the right thing, after they tried everything else. The world owes America more than the world will be willing to acknowledge.

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