What is the ultimate dream job for a Zig Forumstard?

Nice quads bro. I kinda like out of shape skinny girls. Theres something about smacking your dick against that little belly and grabbing onto it while you fuck them. Tay has never looked better than in that picture

Something that would make me rich but not famous. Maybe a film producer or writer. I’d use a pen name for writing and hope people leave me alone.

Being an Insole for Ben Shapiros sister

Becoming the dictator of America. I'd fix the nigger problems without genocide. You can't win on a platform of HUR DUR dey jewwwzzz and MuH NiGGeRz! You have to have more then that to effect real change. I'd kill all the communists, anex Canada and make the USA the power house it needs to be again.

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shill

>job
None
I want my own farm, with livestock, and a family to help me with it

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TSA agent

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Positions filled.

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NEET
Next?

Skydiving instructor for commies

Define "Zig Forumstard"?
Just because people come on this board does not mean it is their entire world.

Professional gas chamber constructor.

Hillary clinton's jailer. I will wear my MAGA hat every day.

ICE
>play with funs
>stealth bumps of seized narcotics
>pays really well

College women's gymnast/volleyball/ swimteam sexual massage therapist

Me on the right.

Disapproving Architect

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Professional gas chamber tester.

Reichsführer of North America.

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Professional degenerate inspector
>hello citizen
>glory to Britannia
>i am stopping you for a routine inspection
>I just need you to open your Twitter.
>.......
>......
>your pronouns are they/them and you have a furry avatar...
>cocks mp40
>was/were

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kek

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>degenerate inspector
>not shooting anybody with a Twitter on sight
You'd be terrible at that job

federal government desk job. difficult to be fired, decent pay, excellent pension and healthcare and work can sit on the back burner for months before getting done

fpbp

lumberjack

Taylor Swift is the only tranny i would ever fuck.

Shes not attractive she just dresses really well.

nigger hunter

Make me god of the US of A. Ill start with commies and pretend commies like Bernie then ill move onto controlled opposition like Shapiro. Ill keep select few libs like Destiny alive to let people poke them in a cage and also execute on the spot anyone stupid enough to buy into weak ideologies as a 2 for 1.

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