PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LIGHT AND DARK EDITION /ptg/

MAGA

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Yang cucked hard. YANG GANG my ass lmao.

They failed when they spent entire first hour pandering to niggers

So is this a disaster?

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Is Biden actually speaking at this, or is he still in hiding?

ORANGE MAN BAD

>Yeah I called him a racist
>But he said I had a good IQ
>I'm ridin with Biden now
Based Booker

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>Orb mommy and Surf Mommy not invited

They're literally the only reason I still give two fucks about the Democratic Party.

QRD on what happened at DNC so far?

Not gonna lie, if Gillibrand offered to blow me I would have tossed her a vote in the primaries...

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MATH

I HAVE A LOT OF BOOK BEHIND ME SO THEREFORE I AM SMART

There's still three more nights of this, mein nigger.

This map is getting more real everyday,

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>I honestly do not know what is stopping Trump from rounding them up on treason charges. All of them.

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MAGA

TRUMP IS GONNA PARDON "SOMEONE VERY IMPORTANT THAT ISNT SNOWDEN OR FLYNN" TOMORROW BROS

ITS ASSANGE

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>This is very watchable
That's the definition of cope right there

It's low energy and cringe. I can't imagine people liking it?

fug i wanna smash her like button if you know what i mean.

>10 minutes before Hillary speaks tomorrow
>Trump announces he is pardoning Arrange

I would nut so hard.

I wish they had her speak, it would have been more fun.

this but Harris, I bet she could suck your butthole out through your pee hole

the honking continues until morale improves, you didn't think that was a meme did you? honk louder until you get a literal autismo hottie rassle gal

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> asking for money during the convention
OMFG! What is wrong with you DNC?????

>Just give 5 or 10 dollars
Sad

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THE DEMOCRATS ARE A BIG FAT MESS

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Still looking like a snack btw

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Anyone go to the Bat city party last week?

twitter.com/samanthamarika1/status/1295545027662241792

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>THIS IS REALLY VERY GOOD YES PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH
holy fuck I love it

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>Watchable

what a hilariously dry compliment

>How are you liking the eggplant parmesan?
>It's really edible

is she right Zig Forums?

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Is Cedric entertaining?

PLS DONATE

Not my point. She had a direct involvement in the case of a man whose actions started the largest riots our country has seen in decades, and was one of the final Dem contenders for fucking President of the United States. Coincidence?

Bookermentum!

Nigger Pandering, and saying the ChinkFlu is actually the European Virus and Drumpf's fault

This is more of a telethon than a convention. Fucking pathetic lmao.

>think about the thing that makes your neighborhood feel like home
No joggers.

The barbershop that got destroyed?

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The GOP convention is literally going to get 5x the viewers

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I don't understand why trump still has him on board

>Joe rides the train
>Joe drinks beer
>Joe eats ice cream
Jesus they really are running Hilldawg again

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The DNC needs more looooooooooove, chiiiiiiiiiild

600 WATCHING??? FUUUUUUGG DRUMPFS TOAST

not really, Republican policies are far more egalitarian than the Dems

It's like Trump says, we are the elite.

mommy is always correct

Speaking in clips, my friend.

>this nigger so black he goes to night school and gets marked absent

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Live look at Cuomo

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SUPER elite! i could tell Trump really wanted that to catch on, but it never really did.

>pre-emptive pardon
there's no such thing, you can't pardon a crime that doesn't exist

A bit of stretch to be honest.

Fuck the (((Democrats))).

>that guy who’s been in washington since 1792 knows life on the street
>joe kissing boys every night
WHICH ONE OF YOU DOSED ME?

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>single dad
How did he become single?

I wonder by who

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>trump is a racist
>trump supports white supremacists carrying tiki torches
>trump attacked peaceful protesters
>trump killed floyd
>trump caused the virus
>trump killed hundreds of thousands
>trump is killing people of color
>trump ruined the obama/biden economy
>trump killed all these people (in memoriam video)
>trump is a bad businessman
>trump doesnt know anything about this country
>trump doesnt put american workers first
now throw in a few low-energy sad sounding musical performances
and you're all caught up

Kek

Single dad for single moms

what happened?

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OMG THAT NIGGER IS POINTING A GUN AT JOE SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

Not since the meaning of egalitarian changed from "let people work with dignity and not be ruthlessly exploited" to "dude free shit lmao".

The tone was a psychological mismatch. He's right, but most Republican voters just see themselves as average guys. Calling them elites doesn't sit right.

It’s Marcus Garvey

SD4SM(s)

(((accident)))

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Kek

>we're posting tomboys before midnight

are you sure?

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Feelings at stake. Narratives in play. Minorities and past-the-wall white women wouldnt know how to handle these scary truths. This would cause any delicate person to jump into lava in Minecraft to learn the evil of all these people, if they'd even believe it. They still think George Floyd was murdered. We can't even tell them it was an O.D. because of all the emotional storyline that has been developed. Think. Of. Their. Feelings.

DNC = Deepthroating Niggers Convention

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Yikes.

minutes before Hillary speaks tomorrow
>>Trump announces he is pardoning Arrange
please make this happen

Mr Assange has provided information leading us to the murders of Patriot Seth Rich

BERNIE
>IS ON
BERNIE
>IS ON

BERNIE
>IS ON

BERNIE
>IS ON

BERNIE
>IS ON

BERNIE
>IS ON

BERNIE
>IS ON

BERNIE
>IS ON

BERNIE
>IS ON

ITS BAHNEE SAHNDAHS

here comes the cuckening

>Boinie relegated to the very first night

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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IM FEELING THE BURN

I GOT ENOUGH OF THIS FROM THE WAGIE TOM WHO SMILED AT ME TODAY!

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Fuck democrats. Hell awaits all of these traitors and liars. How can anybody believe this shit? The like/dislike ratio seems to be speaking for itself

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ITS YAH BOI BERNIE

BERNIE ABOUT TO SUCK NIGGER DICK ON LIVE TV

Inb4 racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe

EXTREME
LIPSMACKING

>bernie kissing DNC's ass
NO REFUND

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it doesn't matter because it's BOYKNEE TIEM

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New tweet from Trump
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1295548611699322882

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>Gillibrand

Look @ her when she was in college...cute, cute, *CUTE*, /ptg/

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did everyone clap?

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REDDIT SEETHING

POST SALT

>TFW OLIGAWWKY

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it would probably win them more votes than this

as the stepdad of my wife's black gay son I found this democrat convention both refreshing and quite watchable

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>trump
>Authoritism

Meanwhile Democrats won't let people go outside

BERNIE FUCKING OVER HIS BASE ON LIVE TV AGAIN

Barney Sandals?

>giving Bernie a speaking spot at 10:37 PM
>Obongo's husband is on after

It's like they don't give a fuck about the East Coast lmao

Which one of his four homes is this now?

I'm guessing she thinks the convention is a shitshow.

>Orange man is authoritarian!
>Wear a mask or you'll be summarily executed.

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>Mfw Vermont Fag
>Mfw this fucker is making the left seethe since Vermont trusted him

OH NONONONONO!
BURLINGTON FAGS BTFO

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NO REFUNDS
>NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS
>NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS

Holy shit, it's a multi-night event?

His voice is unbearable, I hate it and him.
>This show aint no good!

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He's not watching this bullshit lol

WTF IS THIS PORNHUB

Does Biden realise he won because he wasn't Bernie? But now he is aligning with him?

This Bernie speech is truly the cuckening that the Bernouts don't want

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the one by the lake in the woods.

Why are White women so beautiful?

NO REFUNDS

That’s a fuckton of firewood, what’s he going to burn it for

>(((owl oh prahgress wull be en jepahdee)))

Bernie left out the trannies lol.

A shocking number actually

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" federal pardon can be issued prior to the start of a legal case or inquiry, prior to any indictments being issued, for unspecified offenses, and prior to or after a conviction for a federal crime."

Guess again yid

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_pardons_in_the_United_States#Modern_process

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5 nights of BLM

>radical ideas are mainstream if we terminate different opinions with mob violence and big tech censorship

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Bernie said he would take on the DNC establishment

>chains tasted: still 0
very sure, the honking must grow louder
it's going to get worse before it gets better

why would they? this entire campaign is a fuck everyone but CA bullshit

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Where is out based poo with the salt?

THIS

IS

NOT

NORMAL

Joe already promised a nation-wide mask mandate if he's elected.
>THIS IS NOT NORMAL
THERE IT IS

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California will go red before Maryland.

Three nights

We've still got three more nights of this, nigger. Strap in.

's money

WHERE IS REDDIT SALT PLSS

Big Pardon coming tomorrow

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How many rockets that buy? Would it be cheaper in the long run for Trump to just carpet the Pentagon and build something else in a less gay geometric figure?

i bet reddit is seething and kvetching to the max right now

Send our pajeet Good Morning messages to wake him up. He needs to bring Reddit salt

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>IN JEPPIDY
>PROTESTAS
>AS LAWNG AS I EMM HEEYUH
Bernie is a caricature

it's all just so fucking bad

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>our families know how Communism destroys our lives
Wtf I love Bernie now???

That doesnt sound good (for me)

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>jew york
>DUDE WEED COLORADO
>vermont
>red
>ever

POST REDDIT SALT NOW

>authoritarianism destroys democracy
oh nooooo
that would be terrible!

We're on day one fren.

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What really? I don't know if I can stand this past night one

WHERE IS THE SALT PAJEET.

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I actually like the idea of America becoming an empire

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Bern's making me want real authoritarianism and also his formal public execution

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Are these people really using the coronavirus to try to pass off "30 million jobs lost" argument?

Bernie didn't write this. How seething are you Berncucks right now?

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BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UHHH

PAJEET YOUR ARE NEEDED
SENDING OUT THE POO SIGNAL

We got Trump’s response to this though according to King Boomer

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THIS KIKE IS READING A TELEPROMPTER

SALT MINE
>NOW
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>fraudulent executive orders
>ours were totally legit though

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I thought Trump issued an EO for $400/week? Was I lied to?

>TFW no plebbit salt

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i imagine you would since it'd be in america's best interest to make sure its immediate neighbors aren't crime infested shitholes/security liabilities

C R U M B S
R
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B
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>BIDEN WANT THE SNIFFY UH

im gonna cuuum

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I came here for a saltshow

Yes.
They will also claim that all of the Democratic governors re-created the 30 million when they reopen, no thanks to Drumpf

And when trump claims he got them back they say he can’t take credit for it...

>trump is the one that refused to extend the $600
how can he get up there and just lie like that?

GREEN NEW DEAL FUCK YES

I got to watch both rallies today, so it all kind of balances out.
>ya beet-munchin', face-wart-havin' communists

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Imagine being this old yet this retarded.

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he got murdered by the chinks in a border clash

END PRISONS

Hold on bros. Ill post some salt in a moment

the nose always finds a way

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it ain't good for anybody

BUT HE DIDN'T ISSUE MORE user, WHY DIDN'T HE GIVE YOU A PONY TOO

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KEK

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>we are the only industrialized nation that doesnt x
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK YOU WRETCHED OLD COMMIE FUCK

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Putting a wedge between the Pentagon and the military grunts... interesting development. (Many of the top Pentagon types have of course been politicized in an Obama-ward direction, of course; the implied dig in this tweet would seem to be in reaction to that).

Sanders is literally making this up

They’re swooning for Bernie right now

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And it shouldn't be

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NO REFUNDS GOY!

>lower Medicare age

Bankrupt this country 20 years earlier

This fucker is so annoying

Left after tuck
On a scale of Jeb! to Ted Nugent Rally, hows the DNC so far?

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You were not lied to. Trump did that and the Democrats said it was illegal but nobody was politically suicidal enough to request a stay in the courts

This is all just a mixture of all the shit Trump stands for that works plus all the other shit that's destroying Portland and Seattle that DOESN'T work.

>literally a onions face from the first guy

>FREEEEEEE
>FREE FREE FREE
>FREE
>FREE FREE
>VOTEFORJOE

OVER THE LINE!!!!

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Joe can't even wipe his own ass but he's gonna do all thst stuff is he Bernie lmao

>Joe will end private prisons
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw not watching any of this cringey commie faggotry

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>I thought Trump issued an EO for $400/week? Was I lied to?
your governors can choose not to take it, its from fema money

Sanders condemned "Trump's" "tax on women" and "religious bigotry" and yet he voted for a tax on nuns.

>AND EVERYONE CLAPPED

I so wanna fuck Palin

>is it our time to clap yet?

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>PLEASECLAP

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DON'T YOU DARE SAY THE DNC WAS ANYTHING BUT A ROARING SUCCESS SCRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPFFFFFFFFFF

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KEK, they are all sucking his dick anyway

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>just like my dynamic pictures

hoodsite.com/community-gang-members-protect-own-street-vendor-attacks-la/

>bernie had a lot of wood behind him
hahaha

THE NIGGERS DIDN'T CLAP!

>On a scale of Jeb! to Ted Nugent Rally, hows the DNC so far?
We've reached levels of irrelevancy never thought possible.

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The worst part is that Joe Biden is probably a decent guy in private. I wonder what made him think this was a good idea, they're just using him to shoe in radical communist ideology

REMINDER POTUS IN IOWA AND ARIZONA TOMORROW

>America should be more like Europe
"No."

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DNC's convention is boring as shit. It's just a bunch of talking points.

I hate those boomers

Haha they look so bored and disgusted.

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Moochelle!

I wanna nailin’ ______

Truly the cuck party

Jeb! would probably liven it up

This plays more like a PBS telethon. Ah, fuck, here comes Michael with his swinging dick.

Pure comedy

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Damn straight

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>Joe will end private prisons
Maximus Kekus

Hey, Eva Longoria is hot again. That's nice.

OOGA BOOGA

MICHELLE O DEPRESSED

SHE'S SO FUCKING DEPRESSED

>MIKE OBONGO IS HERE.

Tranny alert

Which one is the wife and which is the MIL? Or is that the soiboy son who still lives at home???

Looking thick, solid, tight. Whats his routine?

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I had more fun watching a video of a puppy trying to wake it's dead mother up.

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kind of surprised there's not a faggot purity spiralling over there saying boyknee sandals isn't good enough and they need someone "better" than stalin

Michael is talking

so did this guy file his teeth down to be exactly level or what?

Seriously though, why no on ending slavery and drug decriminalization?

Who is this fucking Chad? Dude is ripped!

THERE IS NO LINE ONLY ZUUL

it's impressive how an attempt to create 60 sec jewtube clips turned into just failure after failure by their entire lineup

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>"Trump's" "tax on women" and "religious bigotry"
what? When did Trump cross the based line?

jesus christ he's ugly

>I love this country despite the fact that I wasn't proud of it until my gay husband got elected

I guess you could say he's a pretty inspirational guy.

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But Nero didn't fiddle while Rome burned, not even ancient historians really believed that shit.

no one cared about the golf meme under bush, or obama, and they sure won't care now

JOE RALLY

>PBS telethon

Feeling like I should donate just 86cents a day to save this shivering puppy in need.

>is she right Zig Forums?

>democrats think that white people and non-white people should be treated equally under the letter of the law
>democrats think that skin color, gender, sexuality,religion or some other arbitrary identity should have no effect on a law's, policy's, or regulation's enforcement and how it is applied to the public
>democrats think their fellow democrats (like Hillary Clinton) should be treated equally under the law as non-democrats

tbf, tho neither democrat, inc. or republican, inc. give equal treatment to their constituency compared to the considerations they both give to various Jewish Political activist groups.

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The fuck is wrong with his teeth?

But orange man bad

>no one cared about the golf meme under bush
now watch this drive

preemptive HH cause I'm out as soon as this is over
>tfw Joe

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>Wake me up
>[Can't wake up]

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Guy is so voting for Trump and lying to his wife

MULTI ANGLE

HE'S UGLY

Plebbit getting nostalgic

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It's all so tiresome, they're so negative and depressing. I can't go back famalam

Swole Michael!

Why is that important to you? Are you some kind of unlaid loser freak? KYS faggot.

>The worst part is that Joe Biden is probably a decent guy in private.
lol, no

Had to lower the bass in my speakers. His masculine voice was making my setup rattle a bit.

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>abbreviating Master of Ceremonies as Emcee

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all hope and optimism - gone

they tried it, it didn't seem to work

NIGGERS

If only you knew how bad things are

THIS NIGGA BALD WTF, I BEEN DECIEVED

This, they only didn't give a shit when it was Obama, who was literally playing golf when they announced swine flu was a pandemic.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-HH
Same, HH

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WHY DIDN'T YOU VOTE?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

alright you're free to go

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This is the savage rebuke of Drumpf by Michael? Lame.

>Biden is plenty sharp
lmao

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>CIA assets cuckposting this hard
Meanwhile every chat showing the event is disabled

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based turkroach