>a knock on your door
>it's the local Community Patrol (tm) peaceful woke activist neighborhood protection squad
>"AYYO WITE BOY OPEN UP" says shebarius hernadez
>you happily oblige because its required by law to open your doors to a bipoc
>"Ayyo we iz heard u rayciss u under arrest lmfao"
Response?
I actually dont give a fuck about either of these two niggers and I certainly dont want to waste my life talking about them
Go with them. The Christian will be persecuted as Christ was. But Christ wins in the end, as do all Christians.
Based
You thought Jade Helm was real too, huh?
More like you get your hair sniffed and get asked how to open a pdf
>that's why I instantly clicked this thread and replied
Face it asshole, we women are taking over and there is nothing you can do about it!
OF COURSE comrad. Let me just get my keys... BLAM BLAM BLAM MY KEYS WERE A GLOCK IDIOT BLAM BLAM.
Biden’s old as ass, if he wins he’s not even gonna survive a full term.
Kamala has fucked so many dudes she probably has 10 diseases right now. Here face is melting off as we speak
>Response?
Turn the door and anything on the other side to swiss cheese
I shoot as soon as I hear ayyo
stack up outside and assume none have back plates or side plates in
And then China can finally take its rightful place as the world superpower. Utterly based.
that’s a hebrew designed weapon
gross
"LAW & ORDER"
Your mom is a Hebrew designed hole. Shut the fuck up
>Wake up in 2023, Bernie's America.
>Crack open my daily food ration.
>It only contains 77% of my daily nutrition as reparations for oppressing women for centuries.
>After finishing my ration I put on my overalls and head to work at my 25$/h minimum wage job at the local factory.
>I wait at the bus stop and notice a woman in the corner of my eye...
>But its too late! I made eye contact without her consent.
>The police converge on my location with Toyota Priuses and bicycles.
>I make a run for it, fearing the reeducation camps and punitive castration.
>The cops give chase and open fire with their Super Soakers and Nerf guns.
>I duck into an alley knowing that they cannot chase me for more than 100 yards or its considered police brutality.
>As I wipe the sweat from my brow I am accosted by several gentlemen of color who demand monetary compensation.
>They are armed with pistols and SMGs, but how? Bernie banned guns on the day of his inauguration!
>I have nothing to give them since as a white male I am subject to a 100% income tax.
>They shoot me and leave me to die in the alley.
>Fortunately healthcare is free now. Thanks Bernie!
>I drag myself to the nearest hospital and beg for help.
>A nurse hands me paperwork which I fill out as my vision begins to blur from blood loss.
>"This looks to be in order. The doctor will see you in 4 to 6 weeks. :^)"
>I bleed out and die on the emergency room floor and my organs are harvested and used to help others.
>The perfect socialist, in life and in death...
That and increased taxes and lower GDP
That’s disgusting
my mother is a platinum haired White saint
>Response?
Blam blam blam blam blam;etc.
Nothing. For I am enjoying a tropical drink on my new home of Vanuatu.
Faggot. Christ said to sell your cloak to buy a sword.
Not for violence. We see later why he asked them to get the two daggers (lol yeah totally enough to fend off a roman unit). So he could disarm peter and declare he who lives by the sword dies by it. Abide in Christ, and live.
>Not for violence
Yes for violence. And you're twisting His message, kike.
Now it's 1984
Knock, knock, knock on your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They've come for your un-cool niece
Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower
Die on organic poison gas!
You will croak you little clown
When you mess with President Brown!
California, Uber Alles!
Uber Alles, California!
That is mega gay, user.
No I'm not. It's what the entire 1st century church believed. And they spoke the same language the Bible was written in and knew the apostles personally. You're the one with the new age nonsense belief. Repent of it and come to Christ.
The strawman turned into MEGASTRAW!!!
>Response?
I'd answer the door with my glock and start shooting if they became aggressive
>t. Lives in rural America
Shame, the door is valuable and serves a purpose.
Point out that I'm a racist Hispanic not a racist white person so it's okay.