Why won't Zig Forums join the CIA??

>get paid to shitpost on anime boards
>Socially respected job since you work for the CIA.
>you learn their tricks so that you can redpill the goyims without being identified
Well?

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lie detector tests.

they glow in the dark

Don't you need a college degree or some shit?

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>why won't Zig Forums join the CIA??
They won't hire me.

What credentials are necessary

they didnt offer me a job. fucking spook niggers.

we ARE the cia now fuck off glow niggers

>history of drug abuse
>don't really trust spooks
>would rather work for the Medical Intelligence Agency anyway

I tried but I failed the test, I just got there and they were like are you ready to begin your examination? I was like yeah, they're like ok, oh wait first, please say the pledge of allegiance so that we know you're serious. I was like yeah sure, that's cool
>I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Sta-
Thank you for coming in sir, have a nice day

I was like wtf??

They wouldn’t hire me neither. After I went through the absolute weirdest interview process ever. Then they wanted to hire me but said they couldn’t because they could only hire me for the job to which I had applied. Bureaucratic. Retarded.

you should have asked the pledge of allegiance to whom

I failed every lie detector question lol.

the only based cia niggers are the remnant nazi wing of it

They haven't made contact.

If any of you glowniggers are here I've been on this shithole site since 2007.

CIA specializes in HUMINT, i.e. you can't be an autist unless you are some cyber desk jockey I.e. just go NSA.

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Because half of us are military intelligence and gonna fuck your shit up once you go open coup; you fat fucking piece of shit

I want to make a porno flick starring a young white female, her CIA agent father and a big dick groid. He sees the nigger raping his daughter and calls for FBI backup but the men start jerking off to the sight of a white woman getting raped by the negroid. After the nigger cream pies the girl and leaves her to be a single mother, the FBI agents investigating the reparation beg him to come to their homes and breed their wives and daughters.

not an argument

They dont like me very much. I dont know why. It hurts my feeling. I wish they would just talk to me about it ;(

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Assuming I don't already work for the CIA...

The ground is shifting beneath you.

CIA please recruit me. I am a master shitposter. I've been here since 2005. Please. I'll sell out my morals in a second for a cushy big guy job.

lol. That full scope lifestyle poly is a bitch

Yes. A bachelor on a specific range of fields, like international studies etc

Lmao you’d be surprised. I’ve met literal autist librarian CIA Officers

They'll specifically target me for background checks and will always make sure I follow the ZOG status quo. I thought about joining when I was 18 and the CIA came to my university to give some of us internships. I should've done it anons. Oh well you live and you learn I guess nothing I can do about it now

I’m down

>Needing a degree to shitpost on Zig Forums

Hire me. I'd love to.

[email protected]

No, they wouldn’t hire you because you’re the kind of guy who posts on an anime forum about not getting hired by the CIA.

>Terry Davis

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Because they’re faggots

Couldn’t someone just stop if they got hired. Like it wouldn’t be any different. Lol dumbass.

This video completed me.

JFK

Supposed to be for Satan man.

I'd fund that.

they dont like it when we turn off the lights at langley and i glow harder them them

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Who?