Aus/pol/ - non-pozzed news network edition

9, abc, 7, sbs, the guardian, independant australia are all pozzed news outlets

>Jewgle tries to jew jewish treasurer
youtube.com/watch?v=PCz740hAEKk

>Tasmania extends border ban to Dec 1
youtube.com/watch?v=GvPSI02hFWA

>Perth cancels outdoor activities due to chink flu
youtube.com/watch?v=wVHKkkxL7l4

>Queensland borders stay closed
youtube.com/watch?v=sQtrttgsmOY

>NT Labor gives public sector a raise
youtube.com/watch?v=jHFim0dU588

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abc.net.au/news/2020-08-18/victoria-turkeys-killed-bairnsdale-geelong-bird-flu-outbreak/12568186
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where to buy kleros sir

>Perth cancels outdoor activities due to chink flu
Stay Indoors Goyim

>Jewgle tries to jew jewish treasurer
Saved.

Avian Influenza
You were warned
abc.net.au/news/2020-08-18/victoria-turkeys-killed-bairnsdale-geelong-bird-flu-outbreak/12568186

Alright serious question time gents

If you have really bad food poisoning from some nasty tasty street food you got in Thailand
Are you better off sitting on the toilet shitting out oak chokito milk whilst projectile vomiting all over yourself and the bathroom? Or kneeling over the toilet chundering into it whilst your ass goes off like a burst fire main all over the bathroom?

a-asking for a fren

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The first one.
If I shit all over the bathroom I'd probably get a new house.

Sit on the shitter with a bucket in your lap. easier to aim your face than your ass

t. ate a goat curry from the airport once

"There is no risk to humans from eating the meat of infected birds"
what's the big deal then.

I can’t fucking stand unemployment any more I just want to be a wage cuck it is killing me the news says unemployment everywhere but my entire social network seems to be holding down employment just fine

I was in Bangkok late last year and had to shit fucking bad had no idea where the toilets were ended up finding one finally in a shopping centre then you had to fucking buy toilet paper. No coins on me. Ended up shitting then using my socks to wipe my ass.

says the fake news media

Ah but it’s a hotel room in Phuket Thailand
There’s a chance a Muslim girl has to mop up your liquid fudge dragon

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turd bird shit posting AGAIN.

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Ausfags

>tfw on jobkeeper but everyone else is back to work
liking not having to work, but hating feeling useless.

There is already a new thread
Polite reminder to check the catalog before posting and to not respond to spam threads

Still better conversation than BustaNut
>Actual shitposting that isnt shitposting

>Still better conversation than BustaNut
It's probably him.

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With correct positioning I can projectile vomit into the sink and and hit the toilet like my asshole is a super soaker

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Thanks I enjoyed your post and look forward to the next.

This is interesting, you stand midway in the bathroom and ass piss into the shitter whilst projectile vomiting into the sink

This could work

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Is Australia more likely to become a colony of China or India?

Obviously China. We'll be allied with India in WW3, but we won't be controlled by them.

Which thread was baked by the pedo loli loving skitzo ASIO Tarrant posting but busting attention seeking cunt and which one wasn’t?
Or are both threads baked by him ?

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I have just spent an entire day browsing pol

How can I save myself from this hell

Suicidal. In Melbourne live in community housing, sleeping with my doc. Should be happy about that but creates a whole new set of problems. Work two shifts a week, earn $80 over dole limit can't get dole. No mates. Just lol at bants on pol. My diary. The end. P.s I might eat a pizza for dinner.

NEW THREAD

NEW BREAD

FRESH BREAD

but more indians are immigrating here though.

If you quit your job you can get the jobseeker extra payment and double your income - that's a start

uniswap v1 sirs

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Holy shit, the schizo is right. you do go on an autistic rampage when you don't get your way

NEW

The glownigger is having an asthma attack.

The local aldi ran out of tendies, so he is having an autism attack

Have you cunts deported Dia yet?

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