If you have really bad food poisoning from some nasty tasty street food you got in Thailand Are you better off sitting on the toilet shitting out oak chokito milk whilst projectile vomiting all over yourself and the bathroom? Or kneeling over the toilet chundering into it whilst your ass goes off like a burst fire main all over the bathroom?
The first one. If I shit all over the bathroom I'd probably get a new house.
Christian Gutierrez
Sit on the shitter with a bucket in your lap. easier to aim your face than your ass
t. ate a goat curry from the airport once
Owen Martinez
"There is no risk to humans from eating the meat of infected birds" what's the big deal then.
Levi Jones
I can’t fucking stand unemployment any more I just want to be a wage cuck it is killing me the news says unemployment everywhere but my entire social network seems to be holding down employment just fine
Leo Martinez
I was in Bangkok late last year and had to shit fucking bad had no idea where the toilets were ended up finding one finally in a shopping centre then you had to fucking buy toilet paper. No coins on me. Ended up shitting then using my socks to wipe my ass.
Jose Green
says the fake news media
Zachary King
Ah but it’s a hotel room in Phuket Thailand There’s a chance a Muslim girl has to mop up your liquid fudge dragon
Is Australia more likely to become a colony of China or India?
Jayden Butler
Obviously China. We'll be allied with India in WW3, but we won't be controlled by them.
Ian Hill
Which thread was baked by the pedo loli loving skitzo ASIO Tarrant posting but busting attention seeking cunt and which one wasn’t? Or are both threads baked by him ?
Suicidal. In Melbourne live in community housing, sleeping with my doc. Should be happy about that but creates a whole new set of problems. Work two shifts a week, earn $80 over dole limit can't get dole. No mates. Just lol at bants on pol. My diary. The end. P.s I might eat a pizza for dinner.
Luis Richardson
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Jonathan Hughes
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Jason Foster
FRESH BREAD
Anthony Wood
but more indians are immigrating here though.
David Lopez
If you quit your job you can get the jobseeker extra payment and double your income - that's a start