Brit/Pol/ - binfire edition

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free my nigga [email protected]

you're not allowed to die yet

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Moving to Dallas next month don’t think I’ll miss England at all apart from the odd food item

Texas seems grim desu
The weather looks horrid and I heard there's 60 bajillion Mexicans

If I was to move to America id either go to Montana or New England , mabye Charlotte because theirs tech jobs their

based

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Spent time in Fort Worth. Dallas is ok, some good food, but everything is too far away from everything. Got to drive/taxi everywhere and the weather is too hot, then when it isn't too hot, you're getting a tornado.

>Montana or New England
The only two places left but would opt for New England more.

After a few months off reassuring to see the old creative writing larpers still spinning their dits.

sweet what sort of work are you doing?
texas would be in my top 3 easily. it's one of the most conservative states

It isn't though
Their boomer civnat republicans and the democrats got really close to beating Cruz last time. If you want conservative you have to go to one of the Mormon states

Dallas and Austin are very globohomo lad.

What is it with these Muslims and there obsession with some bloke called Alan? Every time they blow up or drive over people or go stabbing libshits with tescos kitchen knives sellotaped to their hands they are always praising Alan.
Fucking baffles me anons.
I know Hindus worship random shit like HP sauce or the kitchen sink but who is this Alan fella?

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Wogs mate, there is no point in trying to understand them, don't waste your time.

Alan Ackbar

Alan AHAA-uakbar!

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for the glory of ULL-AUGH

Used to chat to a bloke in new hampshire, looked like paradise. Also he had more guns than a small nation state.

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most of the planet is globohomo at this point. it's all relative

>planet homo

Great

>the homo is finally globo
fuck this gay earth

texas is 3 times the size of the UK and the vast majority of it is conservative according to voting behaviour.

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that's his middle name

man, this country gets me down

and yes you could go to middle-of-nowhere rural somewhere, but those areas are also more likely to be struggling economically, harder to find a job / lower wages etc

This desu mate.

Isnt texas just north mexico though?

Their cold months are on par with the summers we used to get here 20 years ago. Besides, "moving to America" fag is just creative writing larper using a different rouse.

>Moving to Dallas

Ohohnonoo no noooo HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHS

>man, this country gets me down
that won't change by moving to another country mate

Nobody tell him

the uk is northern syria at this point