Using linux in front of class mates

>using linux in front of class mates
>teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop"
>start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine
>Errors out the ass
>Everyone else has already started their classwork
>I start to sweat
>Install GIMP
>"Umm...what the fuck is THAT user?" a girl next to me asks
>I tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE!
>"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says
>I fucking break down and cry and run out of the class
>I get beat up in the parking lot after school

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You Krauts really need to get your shit together.

>and then everybody clapped

Solid 7.5/10

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The irony of this actually happening to some disgusting linux using homosexual.

>I fucking break down and cry and run out of the class
Faggot
>I get beat up in the parking lot after school
You asked for it

>circle select
>border selection
>fill whole selection
It just werks™

Krita is better... until you try to use the text tool.

>system dependent teaching
Your teacher is shit and so was mine.

>install virtualbox
>install windows onto virtualbox
>install photoshop in virtual windows
>problem solved

Linux is awesome.
Open-source is awesome.
I guess GIMP is okay, but the structure of Photoshop is superior to everything else I've ever seen.
Anons who say you're a flaming faggot are right tho. Not because you're using linux. Not because your system is so powerful that billion dollar companies are afraid of messing with other billion dollar companies by simply compiling their shit for your platform.
You are a faggot because you're going to a school where you are drawing circles in photoshop. After you finished your school, you will have to compete with faggots like your classmates, who already think they are great artists and designers, and they probably have some fucked up portfolio, meanwhile you wasted money and time for a paper that will be worth exactly nothing.
Build a portfolio, you probably don't need that school. And if your portfolio doesn't help you realize your dreams through creativity, then you're probably not creative enough for the work, so the paper wouldn't help you anyway.

I went to a school like that for half a year, and I learned nothing I haven't learned way before that. Art schools are for a special kind of retarded people, and the "teachers" who need that extra money. And guess why they need that extra money... Because they are not good enough.

>"Ok students, now open photoshop"
why is a school teaching with photoshop and just who is paying for their subscription?

>not using a dual-boot system

Heilige Scheiße, du verdienst die Schläge.

Cool thread AI bot.

I'm fucking lost. Can someone please explain to an ignorant burger.

2020 is finally going to be the year.
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Switched to Ubuntu and never looked back. Never will either.

Autistc OP thought he was so cool not using Windows that he never bothered with getting the software he needs for his classes to run. So when he tries to run it on Linux and fails miserably, his alternative doesn't cut the mustard.

>Not using Temple OS
You are lucky to be alive

you know you can have two OS's right? I'm truly dedded

and other things that never happened

>I get beat up
Being German you should be used to that.

>not knowing this pasta

Fritz has successfully cherrypicked the only thing linux is not superior for. He is masquerading as some art/design student, but so far the only thing he perfectly illustrated is that he is a faggot too dumb to appreciate why linux is good. He just wants a free OS, and now he is bitter that he can't be a gigafaggot in front of classmates because he couldn't start photoshop and haven't learned gimp.

Real explanation: its a fucking copypasta u retarded faggot

Kek I'm stealing this

typical windoze babby incompetence on full display.

>butt pirate advocating for even more piracy

This is pasta but photopea.com is unironically based

Thanks user!!

this isn't

A long time ago people used to know how to use computers. The Microsoft came along and turned normalfags like yourself into ignorant picture clicking monkeys who are afraid of command shells. Much like the prisoners from Plato's Allegory of the Cave, those trapped by the limitations of graphic user interfaces and non-free (as in "freedom") operating systems will recoil at even the slightest bit of free and self-directed computation such is the state of their eyes having grown accustomed to the darkness.

windows 10 is free why not use it

Literally ever Linux use case is “Take 10 roundabout steps with a command line to launch a poorly performing program that has half the features of the equivalent Windows program you could have opened with a single click.”

based

imagine not just using a keygen
>He just wants a free OS
windows 10 is free too

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Stfu jew

This took literally 3 seconds with the circle select and paintbrush. fgt.

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im not a jew im romanian

Honorary jew.

>being within 100ft of a linux script kiddie
>not just termi-running the tweaked winXP
ngmi

>class
>photoshop
What?

GIMP autistic crap

"Let's make a GUI as un-intuitive as possible, so you have to google for instructions on how to draw a line."

Well fuck me for not knowing shit.

>I fucking break down and cry and run out of the class
kys

It's so they can make lefty memes user

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I’m not afraid of command shells, but I also haven’t spent enough time in my mom’s basement to think that unnecessarily using a series of arbitrary commands I have to memorize as my primary computing interface when there are easier and faster ways to accomplish the same tasks is something worth bragging about.

I unironically get along with gimp, but by god does their PNG encoding algorithm suck ass.

you got no replies because you are exactly right

i love windows powershell

For those that dont know this is just a copy paste of an old Zig Forums green text... blatantly copy pasted, no needs to seethe over it.

To be honest going back from windows to linux (where you kinda have to know your shit, because it's a serious tool - therefore not idiot-proof) is a pretty big jump. Especially if you want to keep your old way of thinking and just get everything you want exactly the same way but for free.
If you appreciate the freedom and the opportunity to learn many useful things, then this big jump will be full of interesting experience and you can gain knowledge fast... But the average user's thinking is more like they want linux to do thing in the windows way.

Even after 5-6 years on nothing else but linux, it can be still frustrating, but that's probably because every time I figure out how to do something specific, I'm trying to personalize/optimize things further. But this is what climbing that learning curve should feel like. Being comfortable is the enemy of your mind.

That's cheating! You DID know how to do that! Faggot OP wants a machine that translates his vague ideas into a product.

This.

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Imagine being so lame like you. You're calling someone a faggot for something that obviously did not happen, yet in a dull and boring way. Do you have autism? Haha

Gimp and Krita are both good alternatives if you're not retarded.

for me, it's paint.net