I have a very important message in less than 20 minutes. Do you have a moment?
*Tink* *Tink* *Tink*
be haste user
on you go
You have my attention, sir.
Well lad, get on with it, I haven’t all night.
quickly, fren, yes
Whenever you're ready
Please, user, we need to hurry! The jannies are gonna be here any minute now!
Speak your mind fren
everyone knows biden will win
Ah yes, very nice to see you back again on this fine evening sir
My good sir please make haste. I can hear them approaching.
Here, here user.
Can you wait until im done roping tge parliament in minecraft?
Jannies won't give you 20 mins
biden lost the second that antibaby bitch died
Ah ah, no one here is paying you to speak your mind, now get back to polishing my shoes boy and you might get a decent tip. I need to look my best for this fin young lads speech
Make with the makings!
I do so kindly await your announcement sir.
A rare occurrence here, one fine gentleman has an announcement the nature of which is unknown but it is presumed to be very important, we'll be here to report any further developments but for now back to the studio.
Good morning gentleman! I have Just gotten up and checked Zig Forums for announcements. Don’t worry we have plethora of time before Janitors come.
Onward with your speech, my fine gentleman.
I await your cancer, and will gladly accept a cherry cocktail.
Slide thread op womt show
Good evening gentlemen, sorry to bother you kind sirs, but i believe i have made a mess in the lobby due to a suspicious burger i had last night. Could one of you gentlemen please alert the janitorial staff, so that it can be cleaned up immediately
helo this is op message is benis
I'm waiting
I fear time is not on our side, good sir. Do remember.. *scoffs* “her” dilation will be done with haste and swiftness, as will the cooling of “her” evening supper of one ill-prepared hot pocket...
Frankly sir that is poor ettiquete, unless you happen to be of the curry persuasion
Kek
I dunno. Are the mods and tranny jannies going to leave this thread up, whilst they continue to delete active threads with interesting political discussion going on? Do those idiots even read the content of the thread or know the rules of the board they moderate?
Well, then by all means. Say what your want.
K it's been 20 minutes and op said less than 20. Jannies delete this thread. OP is going to show up and just say fuck niggers if he does.
don't say it...
> 19 minutes ago
A-am I late?
Hello everyone. It’s been a while since we last spoke. I thank you for taking the time to meet. I want you to know that you loved and appreciated and I encourage you to not give up. That is all.
I do apologise user, i tried my best, but due to my american heritage, i am prone to shart-based incidents. I should’ve known better. Please do not let it dampen the festivities, the janitor is already tending to the mess!
Surely OP will deliver
kids running late
Fag
Fucking shit announcement.
got to be kidding me
Why, it is very much appreciated
It appears as though you were some kind of former janitor of these parts. We strongly abhor your presences here. Move along now. Shoo!
thank u op. this was a good thread.
I passed my fapping window for this?! I hate you, user.
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anybody got Black pills for the after party?
Theirs still time, bby.
t-thank you frend :3
In the end you die but that's not really a black pill is it? Yet that's probably the worst thing that can happen to you. So 6 go and make the best of your life you unshackled faggot
Typical leaf poster. Fuck you guys are massive faggots.
life is just an assortment of damage that eventually destroys you. thats all anything is. short or long reactions, be it chemicals, life forms living and dying, or even the mere erosion of land itself, all things burst into existence without purpose or reason only to be chipped away until they're once again lost, forgotten, and replace with newer forms of similar destruction.
U first kike
and they delete a thread about Adrenochrome in just like 2mins, kek
janny tranny
I brought the bangs for frens only