what will it take for you to get the chip confirming you got your covid shot? government mandate? employment requirement? cant sign up for tinder w/o it? what will it take?
What will it take for you to get the chip confirming you got your covid shot? government mandate...
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Nathaniel Walker
>super duper scary
>literally dozens more braincells than
>You probably know him as the child-loving, Microsoft Founder, and philanthropist
>teeny tiny
>Ciara Lee
Yup, a female wrote this.
Wyatt Gutierrez
A lead pill.
Cameron Roberts
>The coronavirus pandemic has some of the world’s most most brilliant minds scrambling to find treatments, vaccines, and how to improve public health going forward. One such savior is Bill Gates. You probably know him as the child-loving, Microsoft founder and philanthropist.
Michael Allen
You retards are beyond salvation. Google the article it's literally on iFunny. Co am i getting le ebuuuc maymayed?
Henry Bailey
Fake news
Ayden Richardson
imagine what a living hell it must be to be a german
Grayson Bennett
you don't say...
Robert Perez
child-loving, you got that right
Oliver Mitchell
Science is a methodology. What's is there to believe in. I can acknowledge the facts obtain by science given that I know the method; ie: the experiment that led to the abstention of the facts. Tell me why and how you found out that the phosphane molecules you've found might indicate signs of life on Venus and if what you say and the method by which you got there makes sense to me on a logical basis, then I'll concede and consider this new information as true.
Jeremiah Fisher
I will never get the chip. If they force it on me, genocide becomes justifiable.
Nolan Young
I am sure that no such chip exists. Nothing to see here.
But you are still allowed to be human and have feelings. Feelings such as blowing up hospitals if they come anywhere near you with a nonexistant chip implant.
Leo Rivera
Chimp implants have been around since forever you fucking luddite. I used to work on stuff like chipping pills to make sure you take them uhhh I guess over a decade ago now.
Samuel White
>Ciara Lee
Is there a more millennial name that this?
Jaxson Gonzalez
lifetime exemption from all taxes.
Henry King
Nathaniel Baker
Why wouldn't their regular book-keeping work? Did they become illiterate?
Josiah Flores
This has to be satire
Justin Jackson
The collective IQ of Zig Forums dropped below room temperature once all you stupid fucking reddit fags or whatever you are wandered in
Ian Reed
All joking aside when the shit hits the fan they'll offer to be your saviour, with medicine and food and safety, and all you'll have to do is swear their oath of loyalty to them and against God and take their mark. Your eternal soul is at stake. Nothing is worth that.
Kevin Scott
a simple card will do the job, no chips
John King
these numbers bear witness
Eli Cox
Daily reminder to never give (((private corporations))) your genetic material.
Dominic Phillips
Wow, user you're a fucking genius. You really just found out that this obviously fake article is indeed fabricated. Please, enlighten us some more.
Oliver Ross
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Lincoln Powell
Nothing is free in this world, accept for vaccines.
Justin Peterson
Nah they already have you trained with keyless entry on your car and things like that. A card will seem clumsy and annoying. You'll expect to just have everything automatically happen for you and to go around barking orders at the computer like you're captain picard or something.
They're selling this as having "superpowers" to get the children on board. That's why movies are the way they are.
Jonathan Gutierrez
Attention:
OP writes all of these articles himself and posts them in a deceiving manner to convince the more gullible user base of this board that they are real.
He creates 10-20 of these threads a day and spams one of his many versions of bait articles.
All of his threads only come with 1 liners usually although lately he is mixing it up.
Those threads violate multiple rules:
>Off-Topic
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>Spamming & Flooding
>Avatar or Signature Use
>Ban Evasion
and he routinely reports everyone that points out that the articles are fake.
Janitors oblige his requests and ban users that call the threads out instead of deleting the thread. They seem to be happy that he at times has 4-5 bait threads like this up that completely ruin the quality of this board.
>What can we do?
No idea, many users that have noticed these threads raised their concerns with the jannies but that resulted in nothing but bans from the jannies towards the users.
These threads however will not go away and he will spam thousands more of them to serve this board with repetitive content every single day.
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Nathan Scott
80% of this board think it's real
Adam Thomas
80% of the board gets the joke, which is that it's the obvious next step. It's like if you went 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and then thinking oh hell lol what a stupid joke there's no way the next number is 9!
Noah Cruz
true
>80% of the board gets the joke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Lucas Clark
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This place is filled with glow niggers, yet everyone replies or is too stupid to recognize it
James Bailey
You're a retarded german, meaning most likely a "new german" and so nobody cares what you think because your IQ is below that of a throw pillow.