Cooking is degenerate

this is my thesis on why cooking is degenerate.

1. shows disregard for your fellow man

it's very noisy. my degenerate father cooks every night and it offends my ears. my degenerate overweight father stomps about the kitchen like a herd of wilderbeast gathering his degenerate ingredients and chopping them loudly for what seems like hours then mixing them all together in his degenerate pan. the walls in my house are paper thin and to add insult to injury my room is next to the kitchen so any degenerate noise my father makes as he prepares his unholy degenerate meal is amplified tenfold. I've asked him to stop on multiple occasions but he doesn't listen to me, his own flesh and blood. he is consumed by his degeneracy.

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Sounds like you need to get ear plugs

It seems your grievance ultimately falls on the subpar construction of your domicile.

Stop bothering your father and go buy your own shitty house and starve in it.

Faggot

2. it's masochistic

my father puts onions and garlic and degenerate spices in everything. they assault my tastebuds. they make you sweat and shift in your seat but people like it. they like the pain. this is extremely degenerate. heat is the enemy. heat is the jew. it saps your life power and leaves you a quivering lifeless mess. heat is degenerate. the heat from the oven makes my dad sweat too but he still cooks every night. this is extremely degenerate.
3. it's hedonistic

my dad spends 100s every week on cooking supplies. degenerate spices and ingredients. all to fulfill his hedonistic desires. it's degenerate. we don't need to eat such exotic foods. it's sinful and degenerate. we should only eat plain foods. it makes you humble. we shouldn't spend extortionate amounts of our time and money preparing degenerate meals because we like the taste. it's sinful. it's the forbidden fruit. look at the negro. they eat spicy degenerate food all day long and where does that get them? they're stupid. they're a race of hedonists and animals. heat makes you dumb. eat bread and water. don't be consumed by greed. eat ice. it sharpens your senses, keeps you vigilant. keeps you better able to protect your kin. it's all a god fearing member of the aryan race needs.

Sounds like the only person doing anything with his life is your father.

God I'd need to cook at all hours too if I had such a shallow little disrepectful shit of a "son" .

Imagine putting this much work in trying to be funny and, like the standard feminized male, clever. Maybe you thought you'd be immortalized with your shit attempt becoming pasta. I am sure your rapid F5's of excitement will pay off faggot.

Boiled steak is genuinely the best way to eat steak. Much more chew and you actually feel like you've eaten something after. Also healthier and minimal mess because it's literally just water in a pot. No oil or grease. Fatty cuts like ribeye are best to boil - I've had less success with cheap steak.

pic related. tho it always goes better with some 'chup

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If you can't
cook
shave
diy random shits

you are a S0igoy

>this is my thesis on why cooking is degenerate
it's because you're retarded.