Redditors Fuck Off

shut the fuck up, the Reddit spacing bullshit is being propagated by the biggest reddit r/TheDonald soiaks themselves to make sure nobody knows they came here from there, it's useless schizo conspiracy theory to make everyone suspect every1 of being le scary redditor, like lmao go die

Zip it, newfag.

>bro just write everything in large unreadable blocks of text lmao

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Omfg, I agree with the term of subhumans for a single enter getting pruned by website design.
But teaching them what they are doing wrong makes it easier for them to hide here.

I concur

OP is clearly a Newfag trying to fit in.

Implying britbongs are welcome here...Holy fucking shitballs

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congrats on solidifying the fact that you're a newfag.

>excuses, insults, ''n-no u'', ''b-but''
fuck r*ddit scum

Oh my god you fucking retard,

double spacing is a convention for readability.

You have never sent a professional email and it shows.

t. 2004 fag.

Alternatively, they could just know how paragraphs work.

Namsayin'?

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A paragraph is a collection of sentences. You don't need to start a paragraph after one sentence.

Digging around to find old screenshots

Basically everyone used to "reddit space" back before 2005, when reddit was made

This whole meme is a tryhard way of fitting in by unironic redditors

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Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Zig Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

Imagimepressingthespacekeyaftereverywordyoutypewhatanewfagredditniggerluuuuuulzopisgayandshit

You don't necessarily need an entire "5 sentences" or whatever you were taught in school to have a complete paragraph. A paragraph just comprises thought, idea, line of reasoning, etc.

You do two spaces after a paragraph to make it clear that a new thought has begun.
There's a newline here, but it's not as clear without the double spacing.

Thanks for telling me this
I never really knew what people were talking about

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say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risk click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 1/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. woosh.
Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold.

>Redditors Fuck Off.

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Why not just bullet point if you're going to use one line a paragraph?

Niggers time my anus

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, King stranger!

EDIT #2: Holy narwhal Batman! Thank you all for the gold! Just donated $50 to Ridin' with Biden! Destroy the patriarchy!

Unironically agree on this.

You guys are pretty retarded. People have been using paragraphs since the beginning of writing. Paragraphs have always been preferred on here, and every other internet forum. If you didn't use paragraphs, you would get called out for posting a wall of text. When did this reddit spacing thing start? Fucking zoomers.

wowee, what happend to my cute little Snu Snu?

Sure, let me just copy in my ascii codes, retard

Jeaus christ

People have been posting like this for the last

Fucking

Decade

YOU need to go back to retard, i bet you get pissed off at anime posting as well.

Cant stop

Wont stop

Suck my dick

PEACE AND PROSPER
I DIDNT KNOW 4CHEN WAS THIS OLD XXDDXDDDDDD