Now I can finally protect my property from bloody Slavs. How do you protect your stuff from rioters Zig Forums?

Now I can finally protect my property from bloody Slavs. How do you protect your stuff from rioters Zig Forums?

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It's a delicate balance. I keep my yard neat enough so the neighbors don't bitch, but white trashy enough that people know I have guns and no problem using them.

You have fucking hairy hand dude

Chloroacetone

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Grew up with a sling shot that looked like this in the garage. It would fold up too. Anyone know the brand?

I lift weights and exercise outdoors frequently so everyone in my neighborhood knows I'm bigger and stronger than they are. I also always carry a folding knife. And inside I've got a 12 gauge shotgun and a .22 with a 40 round magazine if needed. I'd like to get a handgun soon, but it's been hard to find any at a good price lately.

I also keep an aluminum baseball bat in the trunk of my car, just in case I need to crack some Antifa skulls.

Probably a Saunders Wrist Rocket. Those things are fucking brutal, I cracked a brick in half with a gumball with one when I was a kid.

Yeah, a Wrist Rocket. Those things were brutal. You could do serious damage with ball bearings.

turkroach hand

Yikes. Get some steel bearings and you could crack someone’s skull open and they’ll have no idea where it came from. I have rifles, pistols, and a long bow. I have honestly considered adding a wrist rocket and some steel bearings.

Lead fishing weights work pretty good too. Or so I've been told.

I got dog

Get a stick. Sharpen it. Add superglue to harden tip. Spear beats slingshot.

its either a daisy or a marksman

You had dog. Now I pick lock.

>low test

Testosterone is the active chemical in human bio-luminescence.

I own a maltese dog

>holding it wrong

I daily open-carry two loaded weapons: My right fist and my left.

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based

Daily reminder, Roman slings had the same kinetic energy as a .44 magnum.

My screams are annoyingly high-pitched.

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Shhh.

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Based Pole struggle Chef. I wonder what will he think of next.

Knuckle chads rise up!

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Only off by a factor of 5. Never undetestimate a 44. Magum.

Already out bro.

I crave the day some poor fucker tries to break into my house.
>Pic related

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Over reaction much?

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Could you show us its features?

No TATP?

>My right fist and my left.
A.k.a Jessica, and the stranger.