I DO THIS AT LEAST ONCE A DAY AND IT CRACKS ME UP EVERY FUCKING TIME LMAO
FUCK JOE BIDEN
FUCK KAMALA HARRIS
AND FUCK FLORIDA DEMOCRATS
>I VOTED FOR DONALD JOHN TRUMP
I DO THIS AT LEAST ONCE A DAY AND IT CRACKS ME UP EVERY FUCKING TIME LMAO
Levi Watson
Kayden Wright
Who the fuck doesn't? It makes no sense to tell your enemies the truth.
Jace Parker
I use to ignore the texts until anons started posting silly responses that got them removed from the list. It really works. Just act like a normie though, subtly is the key.
But yeah, for some reason I keep getting DNC texts addressed to my mom (who btw is firmly in the trump camp). I responded that my husband would decide who I will vote for and they immediately apologized and removed me from the solicitation list. It's funny because you know all these things are controlled by problem-glasses people and they cannot deal with normal people.
Ayden Parker
Trumps gonna be in Ft myers tomorrow
Cameron Barnes
Why do you fuckers always half-ass this?
Lincoln Brooks
OP confirmed for not only faggotry, but new faggotry. The worst kind of faggotry.
Brandon Martin
Ryan Adams
FUCK THESE DWEEBS LOL
Ryan Myers
I DIDNT WANT THE INMATES TO KNOW I VOTED FOR TRUMP FROM JAIL
Isaac Nelson
how'd you do that
Camden Bell
NOT BAD
Aaron Brooks
Reported for lying to campaign workers
Jonathan Sullivan
How about we make this into a comfy political text humor thread?
Dominic Jones
you are weak
pic related is how you treat these animals
1/3
Chase Ramirez
Kek
Jacob Hall
2/3
James Clark
ILL TAKE THAT BAN
Easton Howard
3/3
Jaxson Flores
not even going to censor this because I don't fucking care
Henry Wilson
arent we clever
Camden Baker
NO DUMBASS I WANT A EVERY +1 ON A POLL FOR BIDEN I CAN GET
I WANT THEM TO FEEL SMUG, SECURE, SAFE, AND SURE BEFORE THE RUG IS PULLED OUT HARDER THAN IN 2016 AND THEY REALLY CHIMP THE FUCK OUT
Liam Smith
NOT MY FINEST HOUR
Jonathan Bell
Hunter Peterson
How do these people get your phone numbers?
Jason Morales
Bentley Barnes
Based polk County user
Benjamin Hernandez
Based Chris
Jack Wood
Lol that shit is pretty funny not gonna lie, but OP is playing the long con so they reeee harder on election night which will be even funnier
Ethan Ross
kek
Carter Lee
I once canvassed for a guy running for fl house. I think he won but he paid us like 100 bucks a day or something and I just used the money to get drunk. It was easy work and fun
Grayson Howard
Why would you even be concerned about blocking out your first name? Are you the only Kyle in Florida? Or maybe you're embarrassed for being a jew?
Jayden Hughes
baste toddler hacker
Jacob Wright
Benjamin Ross
A lot of people are fucking with the pollsters. I know I lied to one. Trump is going to curb stomp Biden.
Cooper Hill
ahh, I see. You used Kremlin hacking techniques to get into OP's phone.
Josiah Lewis
worth your time to read (although your time is probably worthless if you're reading this website)
Caleb Wilson
I had one contact me and I said I had questions for them and they never responded :(
Lucas Howard
Henry Thomas
I JUST DIDNT WANT IT TO BE ALL ABOUT ME MMMMKAY
Charles White
I've been using this as a response...grabbed it from here
Congratulations, you have signed up to the DONALD J TRUMP WHITE MALE SUPPORT TRUST LTD. Voluntary donation of 50 USD will be charged and included in your upcoming phone bill. Thank you for supporting a white and pure America without black crimes and marxist BLM riots. MAGA! 4 more years on November 4th, 2020
Landon Cook
Dante's gonna kick your ass user
Kevin Green
it's very easy to unredact text that isn't mono-spaced, especially in english.
Caleb Moore
Does it end there? Was enjoying it.
Camden Powell
THAT FUCKING SUCKS TELL EM YOURE VOTING BIDEN SO THE CUT IS DEEPER WHEN TRUMP WINS
Josiah Perry
I unironically want SMS alerts from Democrats, just so I can fuck with em
Brandon Lopez
Is your last name redfield by any chance?
John Scott
The tranny bit was good. You should swap it back and forth every time you get a new person
Robert Butler
Stop capping boomer. Look for the button on the keyboard that's labeled, "caps lock", and press it once.
Adam Foster
Yeah unfortunately (and fortunately too I guess) I live in a hard red state so no one ever solicits me.
Ryan Harris
he used layers in photoshop i thought it would be harder
Austin Nguyen
kyle malparido pay for that gram of coke you took the other day
Jeremiah Bailey
That's such a Kyle move
Isaac Brown
i miss jeb
Jackson Ramirez
Dammit I tell them trump 2020
Jackson Ross
What's the process?
Jonathan Morales
Yes, this is the best approach.
Make them think they have it in the bag.
Let them get all smug.
this only amplifies the salt when the results come in Trump.