Whose life would you choose?

Whose life would you choose?

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hunters.

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The look on the guy on the right's face screams "I am a gigantic faggot" so the left.

patricians choice

I choose the giant jug life.

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Right. It's not like you can't go to school and apply yourself when you're handsome.

wheres the 36th volunteer Zig Forums sturmbrigade option

>Whose life would you choose?
Don't choose someone else's life, go make your own.

>God I wish I was her

>chose

You can't.

Hunter Biden is the personification of the coomer meme

Based jug life

Unironically the left.

>Whose life would you choose?
You can have both well if your white anyways

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>is with bikini babe on beach
>other pic is sausage fest
>>screams faggot
This is the take of every ugly, insecure guy when looking at a superior attractive male.

Diogenes was a degenerate.

I don't get it. They just calculate integrals or something? The fuck

Silence Wagie get in your cagie

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The only correct choice is busty elf girl slave.

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Yes it is, they dont even want to look at us or associate with us because they seethe.

-Superior Aryan man

Why not both?

Fag

underrated

i'd choose the one most compatible with my own personality because i'm an individual that doesn't need to compare himself to how others live. I'm happy for both sides of this image for doing what they love and not giving a shit about the ideals and opinions of others..

Diogenes was more virtuous than your ilk. Diogenes was more virtuous than any of us

neither

Every day I have doubts that I've made a terrible mistake. I'm almost finished with a CS degree. I don't know what to do. I'm too close to quit now

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

Not even being negative, these are my oldfag experiences talking.

The guy on the right is going to be a bartender swimming in pussy until his hairline starts to fade around 28, then he's going to go do some bullshit blue collar work for the rest of his life being miserable reminiscing about that picture. The chick, if she's smart, will marry one of the guys on the left, and fuck around with older surfer bro here and there when the weight of existing gets to be too much for both of them. But more than likely she'll go full on cool wine aunt with a nice apartment and a bunch of cats and a make-work office job. The guys on the left will be financially and professionally successful, but they'll always pine for the experiences that they missed on the right ... which of course were never a possibility in the first place.

Regardless, none of them will ever be "happy" because the idea of happy that we've been sold does not exist. You get happiness in the margins, not in your day to day. The only people capable of being perpetually happy are junkies with an endless supply of H.

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I am already with the left so it isn't a choice

Cope, the Post

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Is diogenes the reencarnation of Pythagoras?

My advice is to see anything that you started through to completion regardless of your concerns. My biggest regrets in life are all the things I left half done.

I once jokingly said that Pythagoras invented triangles and years later someone in that covo told me that they thought I was learning disabled or autistic or something for years afterwards because of that lame joke. =(

i'm jelous of the left IQ and right looks so none.

Just finish the damn thing and then travel to Greece and read a book or something


Faggot

Walk away, right is the only correct way to live right.

I'm a professional. Spent years training. In early 30s, great health. making about 300K. life is good. Yes I'm a "wagie"- I get up early and go to work. But my work is satisfying and saves lives. I can usually leave around 2pm each day.
So yea I'm not waking up late and goofing on /pol.
BUT, I can take amazing vacations (ie, a cruise in the best room on the ship, speciall restaurant /treatment for us). I can go to japan for 2 weeks on a personal guided tour for about 30k for 2 ppl.
It's worth it to reach for the highest jobs. yea I'm not making millions, but I'm making enough to have fun, have a beautiful house, awesome man cave etc.
So I'd say either go neet or shoot for that advanced degree.

Hunter Biden is a chad