A major collision between two defunct satellites may occur in 15 MINUTES (Oct 16 00:56UTC). Probability of collision >10%, if the objects miss each other it will be at an estimated distance of newsweek.com
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>will close Earth from any further space exploration for millennia!
Impossible
so what you're saying is, we need to build a wall in space?
>I suck
That's the only valid thing you said.
Digits for a miss.
Just build magnet ships and shoot them fuckers in orbit, suck up debris for a few decades, then have em shoot off into deep space lmao
NWO last ditch plan for a slave planet lmao how desperate
livestream?
>Probability of collision >10%
greater than 10 percent?
user in a previous thread said it's something more like a 3.8% chance of collision
Even if kessler syndrome occurs, it'll only be decades not millennia
Space is fake
>We will stuck here with niggers and jews forever!
fucking kill myself
roll for kessler syndrome
Revised numbers are 3.8.
HOWEVER one of the floating pieces of garbage has a protrusion of 18 metres and they are expected to cross within 12-25 metres.
It's 3-20% so people are rounding to 10
>that will close Earth from any further space exploration for millennia
Good, there's nothing out there anyways. This is God enforcing the out of bounds policy.
Fear mongering. Space is absurdly huge. They will miss.
so like literally this second/?
Did it happen?
One of the satellites has a nuke. Will crash over Israel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGG
>>will close Earth from any further space exploration for millennia!
niggers already ruined that for us mate, many decades ago
we anime now
Digits and you are trapped in here with me forever. :)
Neat
Fuck! It happened
t-1min folks
see you space cowboy
we good, I'm here. it won't happen.
I coomed
When do we find out? Can amateur astronomers confirm?
Im gonna im gonna im gonna cooooooooooooooooooooooooooollide
Please, don’t let it be.
HOLY SHIT A BROKEN SATELLITE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT MISSED
HAPPENING FAGS BTFO
you're welcome, humans
stop firing trash into space
Should be soon - closest approach was supposed to be within the last ten minutes or so (~9:50 ET)
This was already debunked by Reddit.
Dump it
err ~8:50, sorry
Good. Fuck greys and fuck reptoids. We can carry on just fine without them. I'll miss the Pleaiadean bros though.
>Should be soon - closest approach was supposed to be within the last ten minutes or so (~9:50 ET)
What was their velocities over ground and what was their relative velocity. Wondering how long it will take for the debris field to have encircled the earth
A satellite just crashed over my house!!
>Wondering how long it will take for the debris field to have encircled the earth
90 minutes to orbit once
one object was 2800kg @ 14km/s, not sure about the other
14 km/s relative to each other, 7 km/s each roughly
Each one circles the earth every 2 hours
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Still fuck you kike.
check out this space collision!
How many aliens have u met tho
>The rod and the ring will strike
when will this happen?
did it already miss?
what part of earth will it be visible over?
is this all just a schizo larp?
Its over. Nothing happened.
From Twatter (inb4 nosource)
>We likely won't know anything about the possible satellite collision tonight until the Chinese CZ-4C booster passes over New Zealand. That's 5000 km or roughly 11 minutes after the (possible) impact, say 9:07 PM EDT. Maybe we'll hear something by 9:10 or so
Aaaaand nothing happened. Well.
The pass was about 12 minutes ago.
>will close Earth from any further space exploration for millennia
This talking point is so unbelievably, insufferably gay. It just presupposes we cant take action to remove the debris. We can. We have weapons. Just flush the space and nuclear treaties down the shitter where they belong and blow the garbage away. Every single warhead should create a spherical region tens of kilometers wide where everything is instantly vaporized. Lets use the worlds arsenals. But please at night, so i can put up lawn chairs, crack open a cold one and watch with my old hunting binoculars with all my family and friends, i bet it'll be beautiful.
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Ooooo I hope Russians also install dash cams on their satellites