BRING BACK NEWPORTS

look, nobody thinks your shitty meme cigarettes are manly, especially when lucky strikes and camel straights exist.

kek.
hello fellow commiewealth faggot.

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sniff sniff.
I smell niggers

This. This was a White man's menthol.

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if you smoke you're a faggot

Cigarettes cause cancer because you are quite literally "Inhaling Radioactive Material" and so you get cancer from Cigarettes for the same reason you get cancer by spending too long inside a nuclear reactor exposing yourself to the high energy particle collisions.

A cigarette is a very small scale nuclear reactor at the atomic scale, that you're inhaling the soot into your lungs, and that is rewriting mutations in your DNA.

you know it :(

based

and you look like you're sucking a dick doing it.

I used to smoke marlboros but I was stuck at my wigger friend's house for a few days once due to snow, I ran out of smokes and he had a carton of newports.
Been hooked ever since.

thats interesting, never heard this before. i heard once that smoking causes your gums to recede, similar to radiation poisoning. i wonder if its literally the radiation causing that. or if it's just the hot smoke burning your gums.

Bring back public hangings
youtu.be/TlP-PFhTNWQ

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nigs like dem menthol newports.. i liked menthol cigs too until eurokikes banned them

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The reason you're addicted to them is because 2 million years ago the plants created a molecule to get mammals to spread their seeds by getting them to come around. So basically being addicted to cigarettes are you being the bitch of a common ancestor about 2.5 billion years less highly evolved.

Trippy. You're the unthinking-mule seed-transport mechanism of a plant.

My buddies and I would make runs to the gas station half an hour away with the best prices on cartons. Many Newports and Camel Blue Wides smoked. Thanks Zach, you magnificent bastard.

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>not rolling your own
You can get a roller, a giant bag of loose tobacco, and hundreds of tubes for the price of three or four packs of your overpriced boxed trash. What's it like being retarded broke nigger monkey?

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No

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and I could also kill you with my bare hands, isn't that funny

a few weeks before the Massachusetts ban on menthol cigarettes went into effect the gas station near me was clearing out their stock and I was able to get a pack of cigarettes for $5 it was pretty based

*blows two full lung fulls of smoke right in your mug*

You still can in New Hampshire. Just go for a drive.

enjoy cancer

OP is right. Fuck the nanny state.

AYO MUH NIGGA LEEMM HOLLA MUH NIGG BUH 4RLZ DOH GIBSMEDAT SMOKE SON

Yeah right you sound like a weak little pussy

>T. Iranian

>gums to recede
That's probably just a function of the plant soot stopping the flow of nutrients into the gums. Nothing to do with the radioactive particle collisions that occur when you burn a plant that made its body of the remains of supernova from 5 to 11 billion years ago.

One way to reduce the liklihood of cancer from cigarettes is to be extremely fit and healthy. Having a strong immune system is how people can smoke all their lives and still make it to 100 years old.

They just got lucky with the gamma ray particle collsions from the soot in their lungs never once collided with a rung on their DNA that cause a rogue cellular copy to divide out of control and thwart the immune system's autodestruct sequences for rogue cancer cells.

Another interesting thing is that the quest for immortality is entangled with cancer. Because when you make a cell immortal, it escalates to "cancer" and your body evolves to destroy that.

And so the quest for human cellular immortality will coincide with the categorical cure for all of the 290 types of cancers you could get.

enjoy living in poland

i will.

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Lol enjoy prematurely aging and hair loss nigger

Niggerkillers are based for obvious reasons

So cigarettes are basically nuclear fuel rods? Cool.

Unfortunately NH is being corrupted. People from MA move here for muh freedom and then vote for the same leftists they fled.

Anyone smoke these, i smoke these, i me trying to quit but I always say I will quit next pack

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only niggers and trashy nigger loving sluts smoke Newports

Dog shit tier

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