Get off work today

>get off work today
>stop by gas station for a drink and some gas
>leave the car running while I go inside cos florida winter
>while I'm looking around the fridge, I hear tires peel out in the parking lot
>come out, my cars gone
>call police, report stolen

Fast forward ~25 min

>cop calls me and says my car was found
>apparently the thief was a 19 yo black dude that the cops noticed because he was sitting in a parting lot hotboxing my car
>mfw he is looking at grand theft auto along with felony possession (over 30 grams) and another charge for intent to distribute
>mfw he was on probation
>mfw the weed was mine all along

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I really hate you fucking cocksuckers who leave their car running. There’s no fucking reason for it and it’s ignorance of the highest order.

good job leaving your car running. Do America a favor and smoke a cigarette at the gas station next time

boosie boyazz

At least have a second set of keys or a clicker with you and lock the doors. I agree this kind of shit is retarded though. True ignorance of reality.

Don’t Listen to these fags, nice job OP make sure that apart from the charges you sue him

Neck yourself faggot. Glad the nigger got caught but you have to be an empty headed cunt to leave your car running

Nice job OP now the black man will blame whitey for planting weed in the car he was taking back as reparations for slavery. He dindu nuffin.

fuck off nigger lmao

Hope this is true

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If you leave your car running alone you deserve to have it stolen by a nigger desu.
You did not deserve to have him steal your weed tho

>leaf
Worse than a nigger to be honest

Whats gonna be funnier is when OP gets pulled over and they find the crack in his car from the nigger and OP gets prison time.

Another nig failed the shopping cart test.

Cigarettes don’t burn hot enough to ignite gasoline

Some of us that don’t drive shit boxes have cars with features like being able to take the key with you and locking the doors while still running. Great to use in the summer

POTTERY
beautiful m8 that's amazing

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the lighter could however

Ballsy as fuck calling the cops knowing you have a ton of shmeed in there.

Hah your id is fag

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>mfw he was on probation
>mfw the weed was mine all along

beautiful story user-
-poetic justice


this is the kind of news i can enjoy ...

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>LAND OF FREE
>CANT OWN A PLANT

Oh no reddit will never let me live this one down!

This is now a thread about capchas.

I’m smoking weed I bought from a store right now

cool wish i could smoke some but i turn into more of a useless faggot than i already am when i smoke so i cant

Which the retard clearly didn't do, otherwise how do you explain 80-iq melinated individuals getting access to the car in the first fucking place, you majestically retarded faggot?

Because you painted a broad brush on all people who leave their car running while unattended. It’s common where I live because high temps

>leave car running cuz muh Florida winter
You’re an actual vagina. God i hate Floridians and Californians so much. You’re all such pussies

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Im gonna start leaving my car running when i go places now. We can solve the nigger problem 25min at a time

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It was almost 100 last week in Florida. That is mild weather. You're also neglecting the 200% humidity factor.
Spoken like a true retard who has no idea what the fuck he's talking about, especially bringing up California which is NOTHING like Florida when it comes to weather.

Same here bro

STFU , you dirty , fucking hippies .