>Warrick Davis Killed Whilst Christmas Shopping
bbc.co.uk
One Onlooker was quoted as saying
>Imagine seeing Warwick shopping at the mall before Christmas. You run into him on the third floor, carrying dozens of bags that are far too heavy for his stubby little arms and puny fingers. He is struggling, sweat is pouring off his deformed little forehead as he tries to get his gifts home for his family. You feel the rage build up in you, looking at this decrepit little gnome pulling all these bags, making little grunts in his stupid little high pitched voice. Unconsciously, you find yourself striding towards him, with venomous intent in your eyes. He catches sight of you approaching, his tiny freak head lifts slightly, you can see the fear in his eyes like a zebra looking at a lion on the hunt. In an instant, you grab him by his tiny legs and begin walking over to the balcony that overlooks the mall floor, Warwick too weak to fight back, only whimpering. Three floors up is a good height to a human being, but to this imp? It might as well be the Grand Canyon. You lift him over your head like a sack of potatoes and you toss the little midge over the edge, and you hear his goofy high pitched yelps as he falls. He smacks his head off a cupcake kiosk, his tiny brains splattered all over a group of Chinese tourists like a Jackson Pollock painting, the elves from the nearby Santa Claus chair rush over, thinking one of their own has committed suicide again. In this moment, you feel triumph.
Brit/pol/ - Warrick is fucking Dead Edition
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For a minute there I was scared it was real
Fucking great, thank you.
leave him alone, warwick is a good guy you cunt
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>Smartphone
>App
>Scaring yourself over your bad decisions
KYS normie
Midgets are the future of humanity. Lower calorie intake, smaller living quarters, less carbon footprint, the list goes on. Plus the risk of birth defects keep infant mortality high enough to keep population growth low. A technocrats wet dream.
fuck off you fucking faggot
midge
Good morning , is everyone ready for work
no but vern troyer is fucking dead
Sometimes I think this country is beyond saving and I should just go and live on a beach somewhere far away and enjoy my days in hedonism. I’m going to see how brexit turns out and make a decision from there
Ok Boomer
Still in bed chum.
Lol fucking kek. Wasn't Zig Forums at war with him?
Me too i have to get upnow though and its freezing
I laughed
I'm a little sad now
Actually pretty funny. I kinda feel bad for laughing at all the midge posts now.
Wtf i love dorfs now
I NEED ME GOLD
>defective stock
F
Also, morning faggots
Still gotta make money pleb
Any more Warwick Davis copy pasta I'm crying at this
I remember you made one ages ago and had a line similar to the grand canyon one. Something like make him fight a dog and to him it may as well be a dragon. Plz post again
>norf
>Meet a mate in the pub
>Say we're in the same household.
>They can't do anything about it.
Some autist kept sending him the pastas, esp the really bad ones where hes forced to eat his own kids etc
He's twice the man you will ever be, you tiny penised homosexual goat fucking shitskin
(lowercase) f
I'm laughing with tears in my eyes hold shit.
>Buy guns
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Fuck off midge
Already debunked