Are you in a relationship? How is it going?

Are you in a relationship? How is it going?

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Ex-gf's birthday today... drinking myself to bed to punish myself for remembering it

Go mine somewhere else faggot.

In a sexual relationship with my baby sister.

It's going well. She's just had implants. Slut.

Trump 2020.

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Getting married tomorrow

lets just say... its been debunked

Never have been
The kind of girl that I want doesn't exist

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Fine, looking forward to wedding.

a fatty Zelda bunny? Do you have eyes?

It's not going well, we've been fighting a lot and I'm sure this is the last time we're doing this dance. Doubt I'll ever hear from her again.
I'd rather it not end, oh well.

a tall thicc girl who loves me you fucking dunce

Married for three years.
I'm getting less and less sexually attracted to her, dunno what to do....

No, it's going great.

Yes and I love her, but fuck me quarantine has been rough. Women can be impossible creatures sometimes

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Same here, man. Same here. I'd buy you a drink if I could

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Happens to us all bud

kinda easy to do imo
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getting saved will help, because then you go to Heaven when you die, super easy. Hope your marriage improves!

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Stop porn and masturbation for 2 weeks, then let it rip in her.

nah. haven't had sex in like 19 months either. the juice ain't worth the squeeze anymore.

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a man can dream

eat zinc and dont fap for a week

I'd let you have some of my wine if could, fren. Tell me about her, was she sweet, pure and traditional like the one I lost? Did she know about jew already?

Take the swingpill user. I have been to many fine libertine places in France with Cap d’Agde being my favorite.

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I'm fucking his husband right now

Been rough my Ukrainian fiance's mother is sick with covid I've been sending extra assistance money.

Yup.

Married for 4 years with a baby.

The passion and lust is replaced with love and understanding. You find that the best thing you can get from a partner is having one that doesn't add more problems to your life.

did the factory run out of pillows?

haven't been in a relationship in over a decade, was planning on getting back out there and take up some leather making classes or something fun like that in hopes of meeting some qt art ho but then the lock downs happened...oh well

They definitely fuck black guys.

Havent had sex in 13 years. God help me.

this has been debunked
ps. your a jewfag

I'm 21 and I haven't even lost my virginity bro

My relationship is going fairly well. Nearly five years in and my girl still loves me a lot.

thanks for the reminder I should look for better pillows

Yes

With myself
It’s old

Ive been on a couple year break from women after ditching a fiance, and lord am i ever happy to be single during corona. Im getting paid unemployment to wake up at noon and read and play vidya and explore the woods alone without some bitch tkaing selfies every 5 steps. I love women but seeing my dad get divorce raped twice makes me want to live like boomhauer

Nothing wrong with saving yourself for marriage

I'm in an intense sexual relationship with your whore mother

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not really a relationship at the moment more along the line's of "getting to know each other first"

but we have small talk every time we see each other & she said that I was "really sweat" to offer her my phone number & invitation to lunch inside an hand written wax sealing letter

she called me back that same night & said she'd love to have clam chowder next friday

there's also a massive age gap I'm talking at LEAST 40 years......

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I wouldn't be here if I had love

>You find that the best thing you can get from a partner is having one that doesn't add more problems to your life.

>doesn't add more problems to your life.

>doesn't....add.....more.....problems

>married

good luck user you'll need it

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Let her get fucked by an Algerian bull

>there's also a massive age gap I'm talking at LEAST 40 years......
Ughhhh

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I already basically don't fap.
But I started watching porn just to get hard before initiating with her...

God I love when they say we're really sweat.

Nah you're here because something is wrong with you

This, although recently I got a girlfriend after spending almost 10 years alone. She's at least fun and interesting to spend time with, and she loves getting her face covered in jizz. But honestly, I don't really enjoy cumming that much anymore. Like I do it basically every day but it's become a sort of joyless process, more of a chore, and the feel good effect of it wears off in seconds.

Not on your own volition? That's hard to believe user.

Married 14 years. she worked nights for 13 of them. This year, I finally got a housewife. Life couldn't be better.

Not a KlKE and how has it been debunked?

Swinging is literally cucking. Letting another man fuck your wife, whether you get to fuck theirs or not, is cucking. All swinging is, is two cucks fucking eachothers wives. Cuck squared. The most cucked activity of all.

Fucking faggots, the lot of you.

Im married and its awsome. I havent made my own food in years.

Got married in early May. She started exercising with me a few weeks ago. She's always been skinny, but seeing her get fit makes me so horny.

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Chicken or egg

>Not on your own volition? That's hard to believe user.

I haven't had sex in 10+ years either, stopped caring in my early 30's.

both are delicious

Meh, I have dated an amazonian tomboy former child genius arms dealer. After that, I realized that unless it's literally from a fairytale tier they are out there.

Try roleplay literally an infinite as the imagination. Eventually, you will find something that turns you both on immensely and keep finding stuff like that. Its the best kink to keep things fresh and interesting in the bedroom. Eventually you'll get bored of everything else but for roleplay there is always something new and fresh to try out.

Been together over 5 years. Still have sex multiple times a week. Still play video games together.

its alright. i like being alone tho so i just sit in my room on my computer until she comes over here so i can fuck her.

Truth

Same here. I'll convince her to let me fuck prostitutes on the side, though.

I had 1 girlfriend when I was 18-19. Relationship was ok, sex was very good. She ended up being an insane liberal feminist that I couldnt deal with anymore. After I left I just stopped caring about sex over the years. Now 13 years later I lost interest altogether and dont seek it at all. Not sure if its been healthy for me or not.

Really? I've never heard it first hand but it sounds patronizing.

Very true

Married, life is peachy we cook great home-cooked meals together, bake, hang with the dog and are planning on kids. Oh, and she told me in a sincere way yesterday that I can put my dick in anything I want so I feel like I'm winning life currently.

Literally just separated from my girlfriend this week.
It sucked but it had to be done

Pulling femoid tricks here, she just bought a house before I met her, living there now super cheap.

Kek I don't even love her anymore, it's just a nice way to build my own success.

Absolutely. It almost felt like textbook "true love" until she began to make mistakes. I believed for so long that all that talk of marriage and five kids were real; now, I've got no desire to do anything but leave her. She is smart enough to see past the "feminist" crap but does not know about the Jew and wants to vote for Biden.
Tell me about your situation, fren. What happened between you two?

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Stop contributing to slide threads. Sage and move on if you really want to engage in this retardation.

Sure, virginity isn't really a big deal to me. It's the lack of relationship and companionship that irks me.

Me too bro. Good times

I'm being honest here.

I have a career to climb and things in life to achieve.

The last thing I need is manufactured problems to eat up what valuable time that can be used to make things better for those I love.

Yes. Married for 7 years, three kids, still daily sex. Never had a fight or argument. I was super lucky and met a church girl who was an attractive khhv.

no and i never have been in a relationship

No, a war is coming and I can't be distracted by a woman

>It's the lack of relationship and companionship that irks me.
Same user same

>40 years
Underage b8 or is she like 60s. Hot eitherway desu

Gf dumped me about a year ago. The hard part is I'm having trouble being attracted to other women, and that's detrimental to myself and others. The part that's got my noggin joggin is that I have no idea how to move past her.

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sex everyday is exhausting how do you two keep at it with the work day and everything else? is covid giving you more free time? i have lots of sex but maybe 4 times a week

Stay strong

The Eternal Dutchman

I'd wager she only has about five more years till she retire's for good,she has to be pushing around early 60s at least but you'd never know it from her impressive figure that just oozes sex & she had great firm breast that still jiggle when she moves to boot

Yeah with my mother. I give her daily quota of attention 3 times in the morning and 3 in the evening. I give her 2 seconds of decent eye contact to whatever she wants to talk about and agree with whatever she thinking about. Sometimes I deprive her attention, so she starts getting needy and begs me to talk to her. Give her a good emotional rollercoaster cocktail keep her happy with the hot and cold patty-cake attention game cycle. No sex, but I could slap her around if she's up for feeling abused and put in her place.

Been there

as a married dude take this advice seriously:

go bang literally anyone, tinder/bar girl/ hooker etc you will feel so much better about getting whatever was causing the issues off your back and being burden free

Better than being called nice. Though to be fair literally anything is better for a guy than being called nice by a woman.

Nothing wrong with going full monk user. So long as you don't miss the sex and it doesn't bother you. I haven't gotten laid in 12 years and can't say that I miss it. Like at all. Strange how I went from hardcore player to monk mode. Yet it really doesn't bother me all that much.

Have fun user. GILFs are literally some of the best I ever had in my life.

Married 22 years.

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In the process of ending one. She has no self-agency and wants all my attention. I have more important things I am responsible for. Having someone who doesn't understand that or provide support is detrimental and only takes up head space.