God is lurking this board right now. What do you ask him for?

God is lurking this board right now. What do you ask him for?

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Vengeance.

more of that cool new anime films

Baal stop being a fucking degenerate

Fact check snopes, my lord.

Does my progress please you, Father? Give me more to drink and I will drink. More to eat and I will eat.

I ask him to make canada disappear

Strength, that I might resist my vices.
Focus, that I might hone my craft.
Grace, that I might multiply my faith.
Forgiveness, that I might know His mercy.
Justice, that I might spit on the graves of our enemies.

God, please let Biden wipe the floor with Trump on Nov 3. Remember .. lil Trumpy does not even go to church, he is a tax cheat, and he has fucked hookers in their assholes. Biden is a good catholic.

Please let Biden go to prison. Preferably thrown into a meat grinder - Saddam Hussein style.
Please let Trump win the election and let us have revenge on all the bad actors that wronged us along the way.
Please let the wicked fall into their own snares.

world peace

African natives stimulate my anal perimeter with their mouth

To be part of the 144000 (revelation 7 and 14) that after the reprobate fake christians are killed (Ezekiel 9) will have a kingdom in Jerusalem (Isaiah 2, micah 4, etc.)

can you back up that statement? I think snopes already debunked that

and you forgot a larger cock, so that you can compete against black boys that are increasingly fucking our white women. BBC is taking over these days.

You'll find, upon asking your mother, that I am already quite blessed in such a regard.

Trips

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God has been debunked by the reddot /skeptics community

Can this headache finally stop?
Also can I hang all the leftists?

also you forgot to ask that your mom finally gives into your request to sleep with her, so that you can finally have some fun with her.

That should actually be a prayer

Give me a healthy baby

To be avenged and eredicate Satan and its offspring.

Also for Him to bless my sister and answer my prayers.

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Why is god such an insecure faggot?
I'd rather burn in hell than worship that drooling retard.

neither will happen, incel/chud.
Vote Biden 2020 to restore hope in america.

A job I can do from home, can live off and don't hate doing. Pls Lord senpai

>some fun
God knows she needs it

Gib back Hitler, pls

Post your favourite memes

>Also for Him to bless my sister and answer my prayers.
is your prayer to be able to fuck your sister?

spill the jews, lord
thanks for the laughs, too
nice.

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Did you create the Demiurge? Why do you let him rule us?

already debunked

Let Bill Gates and his Mark pass us by. Let the Technocrats fail utterly and the beauty of life as You created it and Freedom for all prevail.

That Amy comes back

I ask him if any evil or pain should come upon my house to strike me and not my waifu or son

Hitler is now in Hell and sucks cock for all eternity.. along with Stalin. He is not coming back to reign hell on this earth. Hitler was a demon who walked the earth in human form.

KEK

Forgiveness

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>demiurge
He just works here, he doesn't rule anything

Nothing, he's done enough for now.

Please get rid of the niggers

good with that she is likely taking BBC as we speak

Don't worry, you'll get your chance.

God all I wish for in my sorry existence of a life is for a swift ending,

God, please let these two sweet boys become friends again. Heal their hearts. Put a hot poker in Tim Heidecker's asshole but make sure he lives and feels it all. Let Brett Gelman and Judd Apatow die painful deaths.

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no u

To get his shit together.

please don't use the n-word here

To stop Clown World. To give me transcendent powers so I can do it if he's no inclined.
Also, give a harem of beauty's.

My prayer is holy and not for dogs to hear.