Also, brexit no deal but who cares.
Brit/pol/ - End Equity Release Edition
Gabriel Stewart
James Cox
I need to scream
Dylan Williams
That's been debunked
Xavier Evans
I shudder to think what a £700 a week carehome is like, much better to buy a bigger house with an annex and look after your relatives.
Lincoln Walker
qrd on equity release?
Brody White
100% chance you voted brexit if you think covid is total bollocks. Prove me wrong
Austin Taylor
This was a post by one of our posters
"That wealth transfer will never happen. Equity release schemes are all the fucking rage amongst these parasites, where they basically sell their home for dirt cheap to Jews for a lump sum amount of cash, which they then blow on sex orgy cruises and dining out at Toby's Carvery breakast, lunch and dinner.
Here's a fascinating thing for you to try. If you can get the day off work (LOL) or if you're a NEET, go to some village pub at around 11am. You'll see a bunch of well dressed retirees finishing off their full English breakfasts and rapdily moving on to the drinks. Stay a while longer, and you'll see them getting lunch too, after the fifth round. If they're the partciularly gluttonous sort, you'll seem stay for dinner, too.
How do they afford it all? Home equity release and leasehold schemes, which basically means that they convert their accumulated assets (which, in a normal society, is designed to be passed to your descendants, who will then pass their assets down to their descendants, and so forth) into liquid funds. Because boomers are thick as shit (probably all the leaded petrol), they have no idea how short term and stupid these schemes are. They just think Toby's Carvery dinners every day is great, like literal children.
The Great Boomer Redistirubtion isn't going to to to the middle or working classes -- it's going to go the big businesses who started these schemes."
Gavin Bell
Probably the ultimate form of usury.
Xavier Campbell
>Had sex
>she said she’d “put a bit of weight on because covid”
>she was a fucking whale compared to pre-covid
>kitchen getting done up so takeaways every night
>drove for 40min so still banged
>finish she gets up to go to the toilet and there’s a tiny bit of poo at the top of her arse crack
>can’t have wiped all the way
>get drunk as text i’m not attracted to fat people
>real it was the poo
Jayden Campbell
Grayson Ward
"O I met wi my true-love; mother, mak my bed soon,
For I'm wearied wi' huntin', and fain wad lie down."
"And what did she give you, Lord Randal, my son?
And what did she give you, my handsome young man?
"Eels fried in a pan; mother, mak my bed soon,
For I'm wearied wi' huntin', and fain wad lie down"
Lucas Perry
That’s vile
Luke Morales
Shut up you virgin
Ryder Hughes
>had diarrhoea
>wiped back to front
>got shit on balls
Kevin Jenkins
>he couldn't pull the trigger
>he couldn't maintain a wife
>he couldn't raise his child
>he couldn't keep his home from burning down
>he couldn't stay in his ex wife's dad's garage
>he thinks you envy him.
Justin Sanchez
Nonce
Zachary Lee
don't you start bringing that shit in here
Henry Ramirez
so when they die the house is the bank's? They sell the house but live in it til they die?
Owen Bailey
Does he still livestream
Hudson Parker
A mate with terminal cancer was in one, the staff were 90% foreign, the oap's were just sitting around all day.
Matthew Williams
yes
Ian Ortiz
bruh just drink loads of water and eat bananas
Ian Watson
i hate this fucking country these days
Evan Bailey
Oh Fuck off
Sebastian Carter
I always shower after pooing. You wouldn't have that problem with me.
Andrew Gray
Give me one good reason why we shouldn't just outright bomb Europe again.
And gas the Irish.
Luke Kelly
i ahd a great uncle in one (this is in england)- we went to get him for christmas. The staff had built an efigy of death looming over everyone in the main room. They said it had something to do with christmas carol- but i thought BS theyre taking the piss
Adam Gutierrez
You heard of Foodie Beauty documentary?
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Samuel Torres
Das rite
I'm going to do it because I will never have children.
Brayden Clark
Just a more politically correct way of saying 'handjob.'
Elijah Price
Probably owned by some Paki with a big house and a Lamborghini as well.
Hudson Murphy
Tf is level 5
Nicholas Hill
that'll kill whites and more non whites will take their place
Hunter Butler
>bu bu bu bu but muh two week circuit breaker
Isaiah Gray
Yes, the nurses were fucking useless.
My mate's pain medication was getting low, he starts crying out in a daze "Help, Help.." over and over.
I ring the alarm, nobody comes, I ring it again 5 minutes later while he's still going "Help help."
I go looking for a nurse to say wtf is going on? "Don't worry we are coming.." 30+ minutes later they bring down some tablets for him.
That was when I was there to complain, I can imagine what went on when I wasn't visiting.
Eli Adams
Qrd
Aaron Jones
Greggs will have nowhere near to expand into and eventually take over.
Colton Nelson
Willy rub.
Hunter Cox
They tried to charge my old man 3000 a week for my mums care home because of her past bi polar but it turned out that it actually made her exempt from paying anything, I fought it and won. She did 18 months in that hell hole before karking it. We didn't even want her to go into one in the first place but the social got involved and we had no choice in the matter.
Jacob Watson
I saw similar things a few years ago. Honestly going to kill myself if I get I'll enough to be put in one.
Eli Price
Nurses are the thickest cunts in this country I swear. Pisses me off when people demand pay rises for them.