Why haven't you taken the nudist pill yet?

one day...

Why would you perpetuate something that’s been so thoroughly debunked?

Based and whitepilled.

I'm still trying to iron out the wrinkles in my birthday suit.

debunked, all nudists are ugly slags.

nudist loli's are based

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Because they're always 50+

Was nudity always a thing in Europe? Like 500 years ago were there nude beaches? I was on a nude beach in St Maarten years ago. I still remember a teenage girl wearing nothing but a snorkel, goggles and flippers..very strange for my virgin American eyes.

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My friends always take off their clothes when people visit. The last time I went over we had a threesome.

Don't worry, average nudist age is like 60. Your dick would probably shrink instead.

Reeeeeeeee

Fuck off normie

user I am supplementing ZMA and vitamin D along with a cardio and calisthenics regimen, I am high test incarnate

i have a small ugly penis and i'm ashamed of it

In your fantasy world, nudists are young, nubile, sorority girls, hungering to kiss one another. In reality, nudists look like >pic related

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I would be arrested for indecent exposure.

whomst is that semen demon

God bless you
I love showering with my girl it's nice to be able to switch between nudity for comfort and nudity for utility

Only ugly and/or old people become nudists because they're vain and narcissistic at heart. Rather than deal with their insecurity in a healthy manner (i.e. acceptance or improvement) they chose shamelesness.

Go to any nudist colony and it'll be a zoo filled with pot-bellies, stretch marks, microdicks, saggy scrotums and half-breasted cancer survivors. And of course their poor offspring that are forced to participate in their lifestyle that would be considered criminal in any healthy society.

No normal or attractive person has ever become a nudist outside of porn shoots.

i'd let her give me a handjob while boomboom watches desu.

I already feel cold with clothes on.

Thats the norm for amerimutts, enjoy.

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I have a giant FUPA that hides my penis.

>Why haven't you taken the nudist pill yet?
Well, you see user...

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psoriasis

I'm a nudist
nothing sexual about it desu. it's great

also, I think everyone here tried it at least once, even if just for shit and giggles

Based on what Tbh

No. It's a relatively modern movement originating in Germany inspired by various Romantic movements, mostly popular with commies. Before that was 1500 years of Christian chastity.

Spent a weekend at a nudist camp once. Got super drunk and swam a lot. Mostly just old fat boomers though. It wasn't anything special.

If you look at nude kids you should be put to death on the spot. Eat the offenders!

That's beautiful. I enjoy taking showers with my family.

benjamin franklin was a nudist.

So are you. stop lying.

Because I am not a degenerate.

And I am not good looking naked, so no girls would ever check me out or give me the time of day.

UN-Opinionated retard alert.

What is so degenerate about what you look like? Hiding what you are from people is degenerate.

We wear clothing for a reason

maybe in america?

there are, of course, beaches for degenerates, but those sick fucks are voyeurs and people that enjoy being watched. never been to those places but I've heard it's mostly older pensioners

dunno why but the popular nudist beaches are full of older germans who sunbathe so much they start looking like burn victims