Why haven't we switched to edible water yet?

Why haven't we switched to edible water yet?

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I am a Drinking Supremacist.

It takes up more space, thus harder to transport efficiently.

that's been debunked

edible water does not exist

As opposed to inedible water?

Watch what you say on this website, bro..

What a jewish concept.

How can you watch what you say? Words are invisible.

>edible water
You mean ice? Its not good for your teeth to chew on ice.

It's called ice, liquidfag.

You’re unironically right. jewish things are things that subvert the natural order.

Flint Michigan

Big drink is lobbying hard against it.

Debunked

>edible water, made by farming polluting and invasive algae
>flag
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This is in line with the level of discourse I've come to expect from this site.

You mean ice? It’s harder to eat ice than it is to drink water.

It exists. It's called icecube.

It kind of does tho.
They makes fake gummies made up of mostly water in a thin shell.
Purpose?
Put it out in front of a dementia riddled old hag and she'll munch the colorful thing by reflex.
Cutting down on the time requirements taking care of her, and making sure she stays hydrated at the same time.

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Good idea. Sell regular water, add in costs for transportation and cold storage, pad with a nice price margin, sell water for exorbitant prices.

Is it good for you?

not necessarily 'edible,' but an ecological solution to contamination. I guess what user said about taking more space could be true.
What about edible cutlery instead of plastic silverware? I wouldn't want the gov to get rid of kitchen silverware, just that I think plastic cultery (which contaminates the environment) can be replaced by edible cultery. Also more people can eat with edible cultery.

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Why the fuck would you eat a drink?
It's a cute novelty, but it's novelty only exists in being different.

(((water)))

No, sweetie. That's been debunked.

It'll melt by time you walk home.

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Never thought of it the way you guys do. But what about edible cultery?
I think its a good idea

They already make edible straws and there's this crazy thing called "the tortilla chip" that allows you to scoop stuff.

Edible cutlery is stupid because, it you are using it as a spoon, it'll get soggy in liquid (soup, cereal) and fall apart/break. If you're using a fork, it can't actually be used to pierce anything because that would break it or it would be too hard for you to chew it.
There is already wooden utensils, bamboo, etc.

i prefer powder water

That’s literally a ball of gelatin

AT PRICE $30 PER LITRE TO WILL BE MOST POPULAR FORM OF WATER

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Snopes found this mostly false

This has been debunked by Buzzfeed, you can only eat water by stuffing a water hose up your ass.

Thats something to consider. Wooden utensils are natural anyways, so it might not be as bad. The main problem is what to do with the contamination problem. Contamination is mainly from industrial waste.

Just fucking kill me.