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Zig Forums humor thread
Xavier Lee
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John Kelly
Okay. I'll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard, and you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "ooh, I'll get you later" but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls, when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn't. He was a spoiled brat. And that's why you like him so much. He's you. God, you're pretentious. And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note, she would've known there's no 'a' in the word 'definite'. And you know what I hate most about you, is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalise pot, man", how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America, well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen Brian, never seen you down there. You wanna help? Grab a ladle. And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots". Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father, how's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore. That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. I'll see you, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak.
Nathaniel Sanders
Robert Roberts
Carter Hernandez
Thomas Scott
Noah Gomez
Hudson Brooks
Kevin Foster
Austin Bailey
Cooper King
Justin Mitchell
Logan Brown
Jackson King
Connor King
Stop posting off-topic "Zig Forums humor threads" 24/7 you fucking faggot kike.
Luis Mitchell
John Collins
Charles Johnson
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Bentley Hall
Owen Barnes
Theyre right, the cartoon is significantly more attractive.
Ian Butler
Oliver Ramirez
What. The. Fuck.
Jacob Ortiz
Liam Young
I thoroughly enjoyed this part in that episode. Brian should actually be removed from family guy
Angel Lee
Ian Baker
Ayden Ramirez
James Gray
William Martin
Joshua Morris
Ethan Hughes
Nolan Stewart
Says the butthurt kike
Tyler Ross
Landon Long
Mason Carter
Staged by a out of shape leftist
Jonathan Rogers
Jace Davis
Henry Foster
Unironically, back during segregation they weren't generally allowed in public pools. They are city dwellers usually and if they can't swim in pools they can't swim anywhere.
Grandpa couldn't swim, so nobody taught mom, and now nobody can teach Dayquan.
Camden Hill
Chase Young
i am deeply disturbed
Jaxon Thompson
God, they all look the same.
Josiah Gray
Gabriel Taylor
Daniel Cox
Jack Anderson
God fucking damn that made me cringe
Camden Wood
Anyone got that webm of the wraith looking nigger dancing with it's bug-eyed goblin baby?
Eli Murphy
Jack Allen
Jackson Hill
Luke James
Dylan King