What the fuck
Mitch McConnell is Dying
Cameron Carter
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Blake Martin
wat
Liam Gutierrez
Did he beat the living shit out of pelosi or what? Did negotiations went south that bad?
Christian Davis
Dylan Perry
Landon Morris
What the fuck is wrong with him
Jace Myers
He’s evolving into his final form.
Hudson Lewis
Turkey neck is morphing into a wild turkey
Jace Powell
Any doctors in this thread, what the fuck is happening?
Joshua Davis
He's starting to become a nigger. They've managed to create weaponized a contagious nigger virus.
Aiden Nelson
He has covid and had an iv big deal
Liam Garcia
Peripheral cyanosis, man’s old as fuck (old as a matter of physiologic reserve not age)
Oliver Hernandez
Medfag here
Looks like an advanced case of Chelydriditis.
Levi Cooper
Fun fact: Nancy Pelosi is older than Mitch McConnell
Grayson Jenkins
Mitch is well known cage fighter back in kentucky. Remember that time he beat the shit out of Harry Reid?.
John Ramirez
his teeth are disgusting. He's a millionaire, you would think he could afford to get that shit fixed
I know the guy is like a billion years old, but man, just get some fucking crowns.
John Hill
Covid can cause extremities to turn purple in old people.
Gavin Peterson
You got me.
Dylan Evans
SATAN FUCK YEAH
Robert Ortiz
It's a sign he has some vascular issues.
Cameron Bennett
He keeps blocking Stimulus bills fuck him
Robert Ramirez
wow, OP, fucking AWESOME LINK DUDE
GREAT THREAD
FAGGOT
Aiden Carter
yeah but Pelosi has all the fetus blood to keep her going.
Camden Thompson
He secretly voted for Biden and has begun stage one of his negrogenesis. Now would be a good time to put your bike in the garage, shit is about to get crazy.
Adrian Perry
Jackson Brown
he could have been poisoned, from the looks of it with arsenic
Colton Wood
he fell down as geriatrics do or ((someone)) wasn't happy with him
Matthew Rogers
No sweetie thats nancy.
Christopher Turner
He looks like gary oldmen in hannibal
Evan Gutierrez
he survived polio
Jeremiah Jones
He's becoming a nigger
Joshua Phillips
nytimes.com
fuck off retard do some research
fuck pelosi, fuck mcconell
Elijah Kelly
So can age.
Cameron Young
He said Dr's Pablo.
Michael Myers
That is the judge's ink flowing in his veins.
he craves judges
Jace Turner
he's molting
Aiden Evans
Cocaine poisoning
Hunter Sanchez
Dude is turning into Mason Verger!
Anthony Morris
his looks like bruising, not low blood flow though
Landon Cox
All lizards shed to promote skin regeneration
Parker Ortiz
Bad shop job. Decent though. *Look at hands better
Dominic Allen
>jew york times
Actually listen to what they say, not partisan jew media spin. Trump offered nearly two trillion dollars in stimulus just last week and nancy turned it down. Why? She said why to her own people in congress who then slammed her on CNN for it. She doesn't want checks going out before the election with orange mans name on it. Simple as. Even wolf blitzer called out nancy over it in a rare bit of actual journalism in a combative interview with her.
Adrian Green
Ohh nooo, not some old fuck career politician dying!!
Anthony Sanders
This is ecchymosis (bruising), and it happens more often in the elderly as they lose subcutaneous fat and their skin becomes more fragile. Light touch or abrasion can tear blood vessels and cause bleeding under the skin. This is also worsened significantly by blood thinner medications many elderly are on (typically for cardiac reasons) including aspirin, warfarin, and NOAC's like eliquis, xarelto, etc. If McConnell has some athersclerotic disease as would be common for his age, he would be on aspirin at least. Atrial fibrillation is also common and would be a reason for him to be on the big boy anticoagulants.
Brayden Ward
Colton Cox
Holy Based! Burn in hell motherfucker.
Asher Ross
Low platelets
Ryder Rodriguez
Can confirm
oldfag here .if I get a scratch it looks like a strawberry
Jose Morris
Looks like he gets blood thinning meds.
With thin blood you get very quick bruises.
Jonathan Turner
Based Mexican intellectual
Eli Powell
Most likely on blood thinners like warfarin due to having had some clotting issues (common as fuck at that age) and had some bumps. Takes fucking nothing to get bruises everywhere when you're on blood thinners due to them fucking with the platelet count.
Matthew Jackson
Why are the reptilians getting lazy lately? They aren't even trying to hide anymore
Dominic Anderson
Is he melting? What kind of phenotypes is this?
Michael Gutierrez
Must have beat some five year old he picked up at the border once it started looking like Trump might win a second term.
Mason Cook
that discoloration is called senile purpura. basically it means he is an old fuck, with frail thin skin who bruises easily likely because he takes a blood thinner.
Owen Jones
Blood circulation issues. Expect him to be dead within two weeks
>t.medfag
Zachary Jones
senile purpura. ecchymosis just means bruise.
Jack Powell
The absolute madman. He sold his soul to fix the Supreme Court after the Bork fiasco. Now that he's almost accomplished his goals he is beginning to wither away. Numbers shall confirm