help call voters and tell them about Biden! the biden campaign will even waste their time training you! itd be a shame if hundreds of rightwing nazis took the "training slot" of leftist shills, and began calling registered democrats to tell them about biden corruption
joebiden.com
>Talk with voters in key battleground states to win the White House.
well, why arent you talking with voters user? sign up, and post your hilarious calls in tomorrows megathread
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Would be a shame if this got popular.
bumping this for keks
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I’m afraid of getting killed for betraying them.
that would be a shame.
Oh my, that'd just be so very unfortunate. I am gladly donating a bump to the cause.
Mc donalds is not that bad for you and tastes pretty good imo
itd be especially shameful if people just did a horrible job on calls or did immature things and basically took the slot of a real leftwing zealot from guilt tripping an apathetic NPC into voting for biden
that would be a great slogan for the cause and imagine hundreds of registered dems getting that advice on a phonecall instead of being told to go vote for a racist corrupt molester
>dance party at the end
That's the fucking gayest shit I have heard in my life. Even faggots would br embarrassed to be part of that
CHECKED and a BUMP. Well played sir
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>joebiden.com
Its a fun idea; but I'm not sure how many people you'd be able to redpill before they pulled the plug on you.
I think your best bet would be to take a far left tact and talk about Biden standing up for Trans kids, stuff that normies will freak over but which you could ostensibly believe in as a Biden backer. Then if the Biden campaign tells you they don't want you to do it anymore you could get offended by their intolerance and tell them you were going to tell everyone on twitter what bigots they are.
bumpin
lets fill those slots up!
This. Baste
Truly based and chaospilled. Tell them Biden wants to include pedophilia into the LGBTPQ movement. Once pedos stop being demonized they can get help for their mental conditions so they stop molesting children
>he wants to do it for free
>but I'm not sure how many people you'd be able to redpill before they pulled the plug on you.
probably not many, think of it more like running interference. for every useless call you make, thats one less chance for an actual libtard zealot to spend time bribing, guilt tripping or lying to a gullible NPC to get their vote
also you could text pics like this for fun
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and yes acting even more lunatic left than the centrist base is an excellent strategy. being a caller, you can say you represent biden campaign to make all children sample transgenderism to decide if they want to be one by age 10. the skys the limit on the ridiculous shit you can say
This is a good idea, I will do it when I get back from work everyday.
>give the biden camp your personal info
>troll calls
>they call back to complain
>biden camp shares my info to the public and employers blacklist me
i don't even want to risk it bros
Kek
People's action network has an open slack.
docs.google.com
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Maintain cover, spergos. Make them choose between no training and no callers or letting the PEE PEE POO POO brigade in as wolves among their sheep. Don't blow it right out of the gate. Play along until you're free.
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>you have to put in real information
>not just using a name of juan boracho or pepe delaverga
>not just using a free user text and phone app like pingr or google voice with a throwaway account you created just 2 seconds ago
whats the risk again
Excuse me, sir, I'm calling in support of Joe Biden. Our records show you're a nigger. Is that correct?
You people are sick.
You really need help.
I mean who the fuck does this sort of thing?
[spoiler] bump.
This. They are CCP disguised as DNC. Real DNC no longer exists.
also this. dont spam hitler memes or make your name KING NIGGER in the "training" portion or application
Bemp
Real revolutionaries
>333
Checked. Kek has truly given this idea his blessing
brilliant. bumped
Call Nana on land line. Wait 7 rings as she shuffles down the hall to the wall phone, shooing kitty out from under foot, her housecoat brushing his fuzzy back as she brushes by. Hello, she says in sweet Nana voice. Tell her let's talk about Biden. Fuck off I'm voting Trump you snot nosed little shit, she yells as she slams the phone down in my ear. Ned will hear about this as soon as he gets back from Sneeds.
>oh excuse me, i didnt mean to offend you. cotton picker? ok now how long have you been unemployed sir? when biden is president we cant have dead weight like you sagging his economy statistics if we expect to win in 2024. do you plan on saving some of that welfare funding for the immigrants from honduras or are you going to drown yourself in cheap malt liquor and gas station nachos
checkd. the slots will be filled.
Thats a nice remote call center you got there
fakenamegenerator.com
Imagine wasting your time trolling someone who has zero shot of winning anyways.
Would be a shame indeed
Tell people you have seen the laptop everybody at Biden hq has it’s really sick stuff sick
DO IT
Vote Biden for trans rights and blm
bumperino
Biden is so far gone at this point that it's not about trolling him, but the people dumb enough to rally behind him.
would there be any recourse for signing up and telling people to vote for Trump