Reveal your best campaign text spice

They must be demoralized

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Checked and bumped, excellent thread idea

obviously fake

DESPITE BEING 6%.

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Denver has a ban on pitbulls, but it’s not enforced

well they should enforce that shit
in fact we should end the entire breed

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Part 1

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Part 2

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rip my sides

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based bible app

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>thank you
lmao

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>you too
fuck why do these destroy my sides so much?

excellent punchline, well memed

>2
Fuck me user I'm crying with laughter

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>Holy Bible and Doodlejump apps

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>"nigger tongue my anus"
>apps: "Holy Bible"
lmaooooo

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>i don't vote for women
Based.

>I do not vote for women

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>But no I don't vote for women

I actually lol'd. Good work, user.

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Sadly i deleted mine from the other week. I just replied "T r u m p" with vaporwave text and they went off on me.

My name isn't even John.

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Bump for good thread

Not good but most recent

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I can stay polite

Oh no, please don’t post all of the cell phone numbers so we can document them...

What do you mean?

This one isn’t funny because I didn’t get a reply but I did send the entire navy seal copypasta
1/2

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2/2

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Nice

Checkd kekd and wreckd

I just say I'm voting biden and laughing when polls are wrong

Dude, why are they asking your name everytime ? is this related to the voter fraud and the fact they can cancel your vote just with your name and BOD ?

kek'd

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Mostly to find out other ways of contacting you so they can spam your email and phones as well. They’ll also try to find your (((social media))) and do the same to your friends as well.

Has anyone else successfully got one of these NPC's to go off script? Had to go full ape on her but she caved

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>SuperCummer
Kek coombrain wins again

I have no idea. I keep getting these from Maine and they have my name wrong. I’ve had the same phone number for a long long time and never lived outside the Midwest