It's the fucking space laggan
nasa can suck my dick
Fpbp
>"the moon has rocks on it" end announcement
fuck all these fucking (((announcements)))
What now, is the moon voting for Biden too?
Unless that it’s got ayys on it working with us in a secret base inside the holo moon I’m not interested.
Probably that they found a couple of drops of water
probably found the tiniest bit of water, nothing available to terraform or start life, nothing valuable, just the interesting discovery of a single rock with water in it.
essentially a nothing story.
fpbp
Um climate change is causing the moon to fall apart or some shit i dunno but trump's to blame that's for sure.
Faggot slideniggers keep bumping this story
>No announcement until Monday.
>It's a press conference announcing observations from an infrared telescope. They're going to find spectral absorption lines consistent with organic material or water, but which could just be volcanic emissions from millions of years ago.
>Joe Biden sniffs little children and he funneled millions of dollars to his crackhead son
>Fuck that UK sildefaggot who keeps bumping this thread in particular
Sage
the water probably flung off of earth and hit the moon because of a nuke or asteroid or something
moon nazi base?
If we had every pvc company in the world make a really really long straw could we make a lake on the moon?
>After 4.5 billion years of existence, the moon has announced that for the first time it will endorse a presidential candidate. Click here to find out who.
what can you say. the guy cant even build something as simple as a wall lol
Only if I get to fuck Yoko and shoot her rifle.
Also that anime kinda sucked.
practically? no
theoretically? also no
kek
Fundamentally, the moon is made of cheese.
Another Biden harddrive found on the moon
NASA tongues my angus!
POGGERS GOYSSSSS
WE FOUND TEN MILLILITRES OF WATER IN ONE ROCK OF THE MOON
POGPOGPOG WE ARE GOYING TO THE MOON GOYSS
LETS GOOOO
DONT PAY ATENTION TO ANYTHING ELSEE
WERE GOING TO THE MOON
AHHHHHHHH IM MOOOONIIIINNNGGGGGG
IT'S MADE OUT OF CHEESE !!!
>major announcement
>either a few drops of water or "we're really going back to the moon within 5 years this time guys really"
>announcemnent
>about the moon
Bros is it time?
Announcing first all tranny mission to the moon.
>Joe Biden sniffs little children and he funneled millions of dollars to his crackhead son
>Fuck that UK sildefaggot who keeps bumping this thread in particular
Sage
>The agency will send the first woman and next man to the lunar surface in 2024 to prepare for our next giant leap – human exploration of Mars as early as the 2030s.
KUBRICK FOUND ALIVE ON THE MOON
TOLD NASA "FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL"
I always thought it was made of ribs
They made the announcement already
They awarded nokia a contract to build a cell network on the moon
Seriously
underrated post
>To participate in the teleconference, members of the news media should contact Felicia Chou at [email protected] by 9 a.m. Monday, Oct. 26, to receive the dial-in information.
if you have superb larping skills you can easily get in on the call
>Neil Armstrong has confirmed they are transitioning from male to female. we here at NASA respect the LGTBBQ community and have declared xir as the first woman to land on the moon.
NASA should call it American exploration of Mars though
I want it to be
>FUCK NIGGERS
but I know it's going to be something retarded about muh russian hackers or White supremacists.
PREDICTION: NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS ACTUALLY BLACK
lmao wtf, i didn't realize all those tourists complained about their lack to tweet photos of the earth from the moon
Literally not politics
Learn to recognize jew slide threads
sage
Did they announce they are now requiring all engineers to let elon musk fuck their wives?
Cause thats all nasa stands for these days.
>Omg we found one h20 molecule on the moon! Please pay attention and discuss this instead of what’s actually important right now!
Unless they found an actual ayy or they’re announcing our return to the moon, they can shut the fuck up.
What if we just send astronauts and had them dump out bottles of water and pee on the moon?
I'm guessing this'll be about something like they're planning to make another manned mission to the Moon
I doubt it's gonna be something like we'll start mining minerals from the Moon.
I know right? It's so easy to read American politics if you watch from the outside, crazy they don't see the play.
if you have one spit it out it's not yours
If you're actually wondering what it is, they've been saying for a while we have to go back to the moon just to make sure it's still there so that's what it is.
This does help Trump.
its gonna be something easily digestible for the moronic twitter "I LUV SCIENCE!" crowd
Learn to recognize slide threads you fucking faggots
Pic is this thread and previous one
A eurocuck changes his ID and posts bumps nonstop
>Joe Biden sniffs little children and he funneled millions of dollars to his crackhead son
sage
Nasa is American man. They'd announce we found 0.3 fluid ounces of water there.
lol what a faggot.