So whats going on?
Oh boy
Joshua Roberts
Bentley Cox
2nd moon found right behind 1st moon
Austin Clark
jews live in the moon and fly here daily on gusts of degeneracy
Adam Garcia
just kinda sitting there against it or something?
Lincoln Mitchell
Surprise motherfucker
Isaac Murphy
Hitler is on the dark side.
Aiden Torres
Probably some gay shit, like they found another crater with ice in it.
Or more amazing but possible:
They found that the moon actually has a liquid core.
Least likely: moon is hollow and has a nazibase built in
Samuel Jones
yeah right behind our moon a few thousand miles
no but in all seriousness here's the /sci/ OP
>NASA will announce an exciting new discovery about the Moon from the Stratospheric Observatory for Infrared Astronomy (SOFIA) at a media teleconference at 12 p.m. EDT Monday, Oct. 26. Audio of the teleconference will stream live on the agency’s website.
>This new discovery contributes to NASA’s efforts to learn about the Moon in support of deep space exploration. Under NASA’s Artemis program, the agency will send the first woman and next man to the lunar surface in 2024 to prepare for our next giant leap – human exploration of Mars as early as the 2030s. Understanding the science of the Moon also helps piece together the broader history of the inner solar system.
nasa.gov
>Stratospheric Observatory for Infrared Astronomy (SOFIA)
nasa.gov
Read this page. Makes me think either subsurface thermal readings or odd molecules but I'm a brainlet so maybe someone ITT who knows what they're talking about has a better idea
Cameron Lewis
moons hollow, and an artificial satellite
Grayson Green
JESUS CHRIST A MOON SHARK
Kayden Thomas
Something gay and irrelevant.
Oliver Jackson
Literally nothing. Maybe helium 3
Connor Butler
>After 4.5 billion years of existence, the moon has announced that for the first time it will endorse a presidential candidate. Click here to find out who.
Dominic Harris
Well then its probably the moon still being geothermal active. There is some fringe theory about it, since the age of the craters don't quite add up, making the moon either a lot younger or it having occasional lava spurs and plate tectonics.
Colton Evans
the nazis actually build a secret base there.
Chase Robinson
They discovered it ourbits earth
Daniel Butler
whenever NASA needs more funding they go on a clickbait bender
Parker White
It's haunted
Hunter Sanchez
EXACTLY THIS
Gabriel Rogers
This
Jace Reyes
>Well then its probably the moon still being geothermal active.
Actually pretty big if true. If there's thermal activity inside the moon, AND ice under the surface, there's probably water under the surface that goes through chemistries
Jackson Hall
Holy shit, the moon just flew over my house!
Christian Morales
Same pattern always before political happenings in USA is a science discovery, media is full of that and week later everyone has forgotten everything.
Easton Powell
Flat Earth is in a crater on the Larger Earth. The Moon is a mirror image of the Larger Earth.
Austin Mitchell
you mean under your house kanagrooboi
Oliver Hughes
>exciting new discovery
here we go again... nothing interesting ever happens
Bentley Sanders
no user it turns out the moon is composed of 55% dust not 57% like previously thought, isn't that CRAAZZZYYY?!?!?!?
Michael Ross
>Moon 2
wow they are just fucking rubbing it in now, making a sequel to the first film?
Bentley Campbell
kek
Ryan Ramirez
It's going to be one of these
Logan Davis
> the moon identifies as a sun.
Jeremiah Harris
Liam Cox
Google bought the moon and is going to project ads on it for transexual biracial justice march.
Jayden Stewart
lol gusts of degeneracy
Nicholas Bell
Asher Nelson
DID YOU JUST FUCKING MISGENDER THE SUN FAGGOT???!?!?!
Isaac Richardson
‘Moon 2’
Sounds like a follow up to the Apollo missions.
Trump has long been talking about returning to the moon, and an announcement just before the election would likely give him a boost.
OR... OR, OR...... Nazi base..!?!?!?
Charles Baker
Moon is transgender
Gavin Nguyen
Here’s the discovery: lithium. lots and lots and lots of ducking lithium.
You didn’t hear this from me.
Easton Rogers
>Original nigger settlement discovered on the moon
>small stick huts in a crater, shallow negroid graves preserved by lack of atmosphere
>pyramid with white body inside tomb at center of city
>records show images of the sky falling after whitey died
>niggers flee to Africa, interbred with monkey
>we waz moon kangs
Brody Wilson
Turns out the Moon can be exploited by capitalism too. That’s the story.
Christian Mitchell
it will be a nothingburger