Tell me a secret

You just need to keep stretching, its totally possible. I used to do it but i didnt keep up with thr stretch and i cant reach anymore

the calls are coming from inside the house

I killed mufasa

holy shit my first china flag wtf how

I fucked an obese woman

Otbays lineonays ontday owknay howay otay ilterfay igpay tinlaay osay Iay allcay emthay gernigays anday gotfagays and annietrays lineonays.

Why?

poopee

PEE COMES OUT THE BUTTHOLE

Rare

You're a leaf

no...

trump's gonna win...

Fpbp

In a short time there will be some really sad Becky's and Aidens.

CHINA FLAG????

The moon is the backside of the sun. (((They))) don't want you to know.

I has big benis but no one has ever saw
wanna see?

I never had sex

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Years later

I'm currently in a friends-with-benefits relationship with a crossdresser who is ten years older than me

Brazil is actually worse than what Zig Forums think, like way worse.

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I fucked a woman :(

Stfu newfag

Shut up, nigger faggot tranny

I've got the key

user, we know
Good luck starting a family now that 1/2 of our women are open murderous whores
Nice digits btw

Niggers tounge my anus

based.

i have some dust in my asshole

Newfag get out

Newfag

Yeah but how old were you?

Trump's gonna lose

my AI blowjob machine was sent today. i'll have it in two days

I once fucked a live chicken

I met a HOT girl who loves Trump and god, has morals, hates joggers, thinks BLM/antifa are terrorists, is not a feminist and doesn't believe the middle eastern terrorist narrative regarding 9/11.

It kind of depressed me desu, was so much easier when I was convinced women like that did not exist. Hope reestablished and I don't know how to act.

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