MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Pepe please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Pepe please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Tranny Jan just burst in the door,
And started posting Bidens dick all over the board,
They first were shareblue and correct the record (Agh!)
It's the return of the
>Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
>He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
And Jannie said, nothing, you idiots!
Jannies dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love Pepe,
>Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Pepe, I'm sick of him
>Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who
>Yeah, but he's so cute though.
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
But no worse than what's goin' on in the Trannie bedrooms,
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
But can't, but it's cool for the Bidens to abuse kids when they should be hanging from a noose,

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips,
And if I'm lucky, Janjans just give it a little kiss,
And that's the message that he wants to deliver to little kids,
And expect them know where the Tranny Clitoris is,
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade,
They've got the Tranny education don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals,
Well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes,
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes,
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't say "Nope"
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote,
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

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I'm Slim Pepe, yes I'm the real Pepe
All you other Slim Pepes are just imitating
So won't the real Slim pepe please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm Slim Pepe, yes I'm the real Pepe
All you other Slim Pepes are just imitating
So won't the real Slim pepe please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Pepe, yes I'm the real Pepe
All you other Slim Pepes are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Pepe please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Pepe, yes I'm the real Pepe
All you other Slim Pepes are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Pepe please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only spittin truth'
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room,
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of you y'all,
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all,
I just get on the mic and spit it,
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it,
Better than 90% of you jannies out can
Then you wonder:

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>How can Kids eat up these memes like Valiums?
It's funny, ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Pepe lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Pepe please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slim Pepe, yes I'm the real Pepe
All you other Slim Pepes are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Pepe please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Pepe, yes I'm the real Pepe
All you other Slim Pepes are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Pepe please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Pepe, yes I'm the real Pepe
All you other Slim Pepes are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Pepe please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Pepe, yes I'm the real Pepe
All you other Slim Pepes are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Pepe please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Pepe in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up!
and sing it again, how does it end?

Fuck Niggers,
Fuck Liberals,
Fuck Kikes
And Fuck the Jannies.

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HOLY FUCK I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS PINNED. JANNIES, TRANNIES, NIGS AND COONS ALL BTFO TO THE WOMANS RESTROOM

Based and Effortpilled

Nice thread

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Easily the best thread on Zig Forums right now

checked

Kek

Made my day user

Why is this pinned?

Don't care, still voting Trump

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based

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Get this nigger shit out of here.

Trump will win.

Nice thread

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Hey kid, I knows I guy who'd very much like to meet you

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Represent represent!!!

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Holy fucking Based

Had to put the music on for this. Missing a stanza or two, but it was condensed brilliance.

Most appreciated.

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You cunts know i never leave this shit to 2nd measures.
I always deliver something even if it is shit.

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best thread on Zig Forums right now
jannies really are useless

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Have a rare Peepee cuz he is banned from being posted

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Leafs will never be as good shit posters as Australia. Leafs just need to be raked.

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We're waiting user.

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>Search catalog
>"Biden"
>24 thread
Damn. OP isn't even making memes he i just spitting straight facts.

Why are ausie shit posters so fucking based?

Because we get paid in (You)'s instead of shekels, they are more valuable than gold.

Based


hey yo. is that real?

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Rap music is degenerate. Shit tier announcement. OP is a faggot.

wtf is this real?

PEPE RAP BATTLE NOW!
VOCAROO THAT SHIT!

Whos the real slim pepe?