FOUR SEASONS SPEAKS

Four Seasons Landscaping has released a statement

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Lol, kind of endearing.

>One of the proprietor's kids entered this very innocuous message into facebook, just trying not to rile up any more attention to their small business
>Right now, medless schizos are dissecting the wording to see what they meant by this post

HAHAHAHAHAH COPE LMAO TRUMP IS BANKRUPT AND HAS NO MONEY FOR A STAGE LIKE BASED JOE BIDEN LMAOOOOO COOOOOOPE COOOOOOOOPE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPE XDDDDSSSSSS DRUMPF

Hmm...
>Go Birds
Is that some sportsball team?

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>go birds!
they’re pedophiles

Philadelphia Eagles - American Football

Iggles and Flyers.

They sound guilty and rattled

4 seasons landscaping - Manchester TN
4 seasons landscaping - Ithaca NY (near the finger lakes and less than an hour from Biden family home)

The storm is here niggers ain’t shit you can do to stop it.

they sound BASED af

advertising t-shirts available Monday, eh? strange. almost like they just set up a giftshop because they know they are about to be very famous

Q was right

Sounds pretty based but duck the Iggles.

“Go birds” is Philadelphian for “farewell for now, walk in peace.”

Any day now, tick tock

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What’s the rush toothpaste?

da iggles

Flyers are "flyboys." My family is a bunch of Philadelphian Italians.

Kek

The trump campaign fucking up and booking a press conference at a landscaping company has got to be the most perfect end to this shit show of an election I've ever seen.

I mean my god, how does this NOT perfectly describe the incompetence and idiocy of the last 4 years?

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Unironically this, Joe

Roll tide.

>purchasing shirts
AUDIT THE SHIRT PURCHASES I SMELL LAUNDERING
>AUDIT THE SHIRT PURCHASES
AUDIT THE SHIRT PURCHASES
>AUDIT THE SHIRT PURCHASES
>AUDIT THE SHIRT PURCHASES
AUDIT THE SHIRT PURCHASES
>AUDIT THE SHIRT PURCHASES

Right they took it and ran. Makes trump look like he did it to support a small local business. Now the kicker is if he hires the company to maintain some properties

Apparently the Trump team was supposed to book a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel, but they instead booked for this by accident

it was obviously intentional. something fishy went on there.

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I hope they asked Trump to pay in advance

No shit. Trump shows up at my house I’m gonna make a fucken tshirt to sell

Im steal more interested in
>fantasy island
Full bricked above ground basement with peep shows

what the fuck am I even looking at here schizo

RED CIRCLES
Also, obviously they didn't mistake the four seasons hotel with some landscaping company, this shit isn't done on a whim with a missed google search and phone call and entire secret service presurveillance etc involved. This is just a dumb narrative, although the venue choice is kind of odd. In all likelihood they googled 4 seasons, saw that there was a landscaping company with the same name, wanted to go with the small business angle, and just rolled with it.

That simply doesn't happen. I think there was some other reason behind it.

How do you confuse pricing of the 2?

>we would’ve proudly allowed any candidate
Don’t tell them this, don’t show signs of compromise or weakness or radical leftists will eat you alive.

Pittsburgh Penguins as well. Maybe it is a catch phrase for PA sports teams in general.

They sound cute, sh.

>muh CIVIL WAR
days later
>post bbc projection

>the courthouseboy is our SAVIOR
>WE SAW BOXXEES

TRUMPTARDS 2020

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I don't follow the "accidental booking" angle at all
From the beginning I just assumed it's the only venue they could afford on short notice since they literally only set up their fraud hotline not even a full 24 hours before the conference

What the fuck did you even just say? I'm highly confused at your red circles of signs and whatever you're attempting to communicate.
Confuse pricing of the 2? Just speak english.

I mean fuck.... can you even call to "book" a fucking alley?

I Can just imagine the phone call right now....

>*phone rings*
>Hello you've reached 4 seasons landscaping, your headquarters for all your landscaping needs. My name is Kristen, what can we do for your lawn today?

>Guliani: Uhum... yes, I'd like to book your alleyway to hold a press conference tomorrow.

>Kristen: Hmm... lemme check our schedule. I'm sorry, it looks like that alley is booked for a dice game all day today but we do have an opening Saturday at 11.

>Guliani: PERFECT!

>Kristen: Is there anything else I can help you with today?

>Guliani: Nope. That about does is. Thank you.

>Kristen: Ok. Thank you for calling 4 seasons landscaping. Have a great day!

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LINDSAY DONATE 500k for this winnerteam

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Trump just flew over my house!

>LINDSAY DONATE 500k
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