Greta singlehandedly stopped climate change.
Greta singlehandedly stopped climate change
Austin Morgan
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Ryder Gomez
kill yourself retard.
Ryan Perez
>Jesus single handedly defeated death
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>"These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God." -- 1 John 5:13
>"And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:" -- Hebrews 9:27
How will you fair on judgement day? Have you ever disobeyed God? Think of the ten commandments, have you ever told a lie?
Took something that's not yours? Lusted after a person who is not yours?
If you have ever sinned, God's punishment for you is the second death, or Hell.
>"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." -- Romans 6:23
God has passed the sentence of death to you, but he is offering his only begotten Son as a sacrifice. He is offering to give you a free gift of eternal life and forgiveness of your sins.
>"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." -- John 3:16
>"And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved." -- Acts 2:21
If you want to accept God's gift of eternal life, offered to you for free, no works, no strings attached, then pray a prayer like this to God:
"Dear God, I acknowledge to you that I am a sinner, and I am sorry for my sins and the life that I have lived; I need your forgiveness.
I believe that your only begotten Son Jesus Christ shed His precious blood on the cross and died for my sins.
You said in the bible that if we confess the Lord our God and believe in our hearts that God raised Jesus from the dead, we shall be saved.
Right now I confess Jesus as my Lord. With my heart, I believe that God raised Jesus from the dead.
This very moment I accept Jesus Christ as my Savior and according to His Word, right now I am saved. Amen."
Ryder Martinez
But can she stop stop me from beating one on this photo.
Brandon Lee
If she can do that singlehandedly
Imagine what she would so bothhandedly to my dick
Levi Hernandez
I'm cold
Jack Bennett
>Greta singlehandedly stopped climate change.
BLM/Antifa single-handedly stopped Covid.
Cooper Cruz
These edits are good but you need to start doing some giving her bigger breasts. Not too big but at least big enough to be noticeable.
Austin Robinson
What will happen after she gets raped by a rapefugee?
Luis Harris
Imagine her first night drinking alcohol. She gets absolutely plastered on everything, but takes a particular liking to stouts and dark ales. Also during the night she eats McDonalds for dinner, Big Mac large fries, deadset the work (fuck vegan when drunk asf you know?) After her heavy night of drinking she gets a kebab at 3am and gorges on the food. She gets home and hammers down a tonne of broccoli. She has a few more shots of whiskey and milk then goes to bed.
She gets up in the morning touching cloth. A poo is already awake and rubbing itself on her panties. She hobbles to the toilet holding her guts struggling to hold in a tidal wave of shit. A few risky farts are let out and they are so thick it lingers in the air, heavy. She breathes back in her poop. The moment has arrived, her grog bog is steaming and ready.
Before she sits down she knows she is close, therefore the shit starts flying prematurely on the tiled floor. Finally she sits on the toilet and absolutely paints the bowl brown. Her legs are shaking. It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup. Chunks are flying. There is so much that some splashes back up between her smooth white butt and the toilet seat and hits the ground. Her ass almost prolapses. She is sure there is blood in the bowl. The smell is nothing like you've ever imagined. Tonnes of waste explodes from her little pink anus. The hole is red raw from the amount of waste projecting from her body.
Without wiping she returns to her bed where I await. As she lowers her dirty bum on my face the remnants of poop drip into my mouth and up my nostrils. I take in this moment as Greta Thunburg farts and a nug flies into my open mouth. I choke on the ecstacy of the moment, knowing how jealous Zig Forums would be of me.
For good measure I shit myself and gently doze off with the sounds of Greta's guts gurgling next to me.
Robert Brooks
Her feet singlehandedly made me nut.
Noah Gonzalez
Ok, slow down. Hold the phone for a second. You people need to realize what you're saying.
Even if this is true, you can't just allow people to know this. The ramifications would be huge. I'm talking about actual revolution against the left on an industrial scale. They won't just be out of power, they'll be permanently branded as enemies of America. Do we really want that? I don't think so. That's too much.
So instead of allowing this kind of stuff to be known, how about we just let Biden be president if he promises to do some of the stuff Trump wants? We'll do amnesty, add a few or several justices to SCOTUS, and make PR and DC states to get four more senators, but we are very flexible on everything else.
Plus, election fraud isn't that big of a deal if you really think hard about it. We should remember that they were coming from a good place when they did it. They aren't evil monsters hell bent on controlling people through the destruction of the middle class and total erasure of American history and identity. They don't want to make everyone slaves haha. That's silly. No, they're just misguided so let's go easy on them and that starts with not talking about this.
I'm not going to talk about this and neither should you. Only the media gets to report whether this is true or not, regular people can't do that. So actually this is illegal to even think about. If this wasn't fake then how come it's not on every news channel? Yeah that's it. This is fake actually. The news isn't reporting on it so it's fake. This would be a huge story and they'd make a lot of money by covering it but they aren't because it's fake yeah. Ok, alright this is fake. This is a fake story fake news. I think we should move on to something else. Fake news is dangerous to our democracy.
Jacob Cruz
>Greta singlehandedly stopped climate change.
She's gonna need to use both hands
Landon Taylor
Ok, slow down. Hold the phone for a second. You people need to realize what you're saying.
Even if this is true, you can't just allow people to know this. The ramifications would be huge. I'm talking about actual revolution against the left on an industrial scale. They won't just be out of power, they'll be permanently branded as enemies of America. Do we really want that? I don't think so. That's too much.
So instead of allowing this kind of stuff to be known, how about we just let Biden be president if he promises to do some of the stuff Trump wants? We'll do amnesty, add a few or several justices to SCOTUS, and make PR and DC states to get four more senators, but we are very flexible on everything else.
Plus, election fraud isn't that big of a deal if you really think hard about it. We should remember that they were coming from a good place when they did it. They aren't evil monsters hell bent on controlling people through the destruction of the middle class and total erasure of American history and identity. They don't want to make everyone slaves haha. That's silly. No, they're just misguided so let's go easy on them and that starts with not talking about this.
I'm not going to talk about this and neither should you. Only the media gets to report whether this is true or not, regular people can't do that. So actually this is illegal to even think about. If this wasn't fake then how come it's not on every news channel? Yeah that's it. This is fake actually. The news isn't reporting on it so it's fake. This would be a huge story and they'd make a lot of money by covering it but they aren't because it's fake yeah. Ok, alright this is fake. This is a fake story fake news. I think we should move on to something else. Fake news is dangerous to our democracy.
Daniel Jones
Bet she has not planted 1 tree fully by her self with her own hard earned money.
I planted over 10 trees with my own hard earned money and done more then her for environment fook her.
Logan Cox
I would, I def would rip her tiny little arsehole apart with my giant schlong so bad she wouldn't walk and shit for at least a month but would moan and pray and ask me moar and moar. and after that in a sence of pure disgust I'd give her a slap and fucked her a few times more, filling that tight swedish shitpipe with my superiour jeez
Grayson Smith
Do you think you're some kind of champ? Do you think posting this makes you somehow intelligent or makes up for your lack of any additional insight into things that actually matter right now such as international solidarity and rhetorical wholesomeness? Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting your time here, peddling this juvenile, crass nonsense of yours? Rethink your entire stance, contemplate on the reality of your situation right now and then come back. Because this pathetic display of juvenile superficiality is as trifling and meaningless as your entire existence.
William Jenkins
Asher White
Don't worry in a few years she's going to burn more coal, than the US, China and India together.
Camden Bailey
Oh... You mean that the aristocrats credit her for allowing them to flood their countries with fitful quantities of baby making immigrants.
Colton Johnson
She definitely put it back on the menu. The level of seething she produces in retards is impressive.
Jacob Gonzalez
this nigga gay af
Elijah Jackson
You'll be singing a different tune once you pleasure my member up whatever orifice you have, THING. Do you seriously consider yourself fit to eat my SHIT? Inferior to me = you. FINAL ANSWER. Now. Now that it has been laid so bare. I DARE you to give me another (You). Dare you?
Tyler Jackson
I wanna rail the fuck outta her
Alexander Cox
Ok, slow down. Hold the watermelon for a second, nigger. You people need to realize what you're saying.
Even if this is true, you can't just allow people to know about niggers. The ramifications would be huge. I'm talking about actual revolution against KFC on an industrial scale. They won't just be out of chicken, and purple drank, they'll be permanently branded as enemies of homeboys everywhere. Do we really want that? I don't think so. That's too much.
So instead of allowing this kind of stuff to be known, how about we just let Bernie Sanders be president if he promises to do some of the stuff Cardi B wants? We'll do amnesty for rape, add a few or several more niggers to SCOTUS, and put all niggers in prison like Kamala Harris wants, but we are very flexible on everything else.
Plus, election fraud isn't that big of a deal if you really think hard about it. We should remember that they were coming from a good place when they did it. They aren't evil coons hell bent on controlling people through the destruction of pussy, just only the total erasure of white history and identity. The niggers really want to be slaves haha. Sounds silly, but niggers are just misguided so let's go easy on them and that starts with not talking about them.
I'm not going to talk about niggers and neither should you. Only the NAACP gets to report on whether niggers exist or not. Regular people can't do that. So actually being a nigger is illegal to even think about. If this wasn't fake then how come it's not on every news channel? Yeah that's it. This is fake actually. The news isn't reporting on it so it's fake. This would be a huge BBC and they'd make a lot of money by selling crack. But they aren't because it's fake yeah. Ok, alright this is fake. This is a fake story fake news. I think we should move on to something else. Niggers are dangerous to our democracy.
Camden Johnson
i came brix
Luke Smith
Cannot say if trannie or retarded
Jace Turner
pee pee
poo poo
Noah Taylor
Normally a younger more autistic me would present counterpoints, but I have grown, and I never wish to take religion away from anyone.
In fact I envy with all my heart those who believe, for they have a meaning, a purpose,
those who are burdened to walk the desolate plains in search of something that does not exist are eternally suffering.
For these men, who cannot lie to themselves, their purpose is to create purpose out of nothing, with the world on their shoulders.
They cannot create meaning for themselves, but they can create meaning to others, lie to them, and tell them we're all gonna make it.
Liam Gray
This is not some copy paste thing you bastards (and why do you talk about pasta so much?) Its John, you remember me from such films as "cum laude the 4th" and "the man with a huge penis". Right now I'm contacting my network of antifa trannies and they're gonna come in your arse, right after they blow the whole nigger frat house. Mark my words you losers, this is the last time you’ll ever use your mom’s computer in her basement. Trump is a loser, you only like Trump because you fantasize about orange man bumming you and drinking his sperm. Hillary 2016!
Carter Campbell
What can I do to help you believe on Jesus?
Eli Johnson
Where did this pasta come from? It's fucking gay.
Jace King
now that's the type of fan fiction that only Bruce can contribute
Ryder Baker
Tits or GTFO
Isaiah Long
She would look a lot better with a philtrum transplant.