Have you ever been to a blowjob parlour in Japan or is it too dangerous for gaijin because of the yakuza?

have you ever been to a blowjob parlour in Japan or is it too dangerous for gaijin because of the yakuza?

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>Bangkok
>Japan

No, it's degenerate. I met a guy here who wouldn't shut the fuck up about them, though.

kys gaijin

I traveled to Japan a few years ago, I wanted to see everything, so I made the biggest mistake. I forgot to plan to go to a whorehouse. Apparently it's legal to put benis in the pooper, but not on the vagina.

I will try my best to visit japan again though.

There are handjob bars and shit like that too, but I’ve always hated that type of shit. Just pull a girl in a couple months ffs.

I would live in the damn place. Endless bj's by japanese waifus, sign me the fuck up

you don't pay for the BJ you pay for them to not ruin it by talking before and after

Yakuza is not dangerous to you you baka gaijin. They run a business. Why waste business resources with a white moneybag?

Your money is to be parted with anyway.

I though hooking up with random girls was frowned upon in your society. How difficult would it be for a decent/good looking hispanic guy to hook up with a qt japanese?

How much of an investment are we talking about?

>just pull a girl in a couple of months
That does sound wholesome but what if you are only in town for a few days?

Most will refuse to serve you because you're a foreigner. Best to find a foreigner friendly one and learn some Japanese.

And is it true that foreigners are not accepted in these places?

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lol thats a real thing?

The japanese hate brown people so pretty hard

That’s fucking retarded. Imagine going to a bar and you meet a cute girl to take back to your place and you tell her “I’ll give you $100 to shit the fuck up and suck my dick”. Your shit is cringe

When I read about it, a good looking girl could cost you 100$ for thirty minutes of anal sex or blowjob

Hey what's it like in nipland? My weeb younger brother wants to visit next year.

100 Dahnalds????????

With this money I can afford a full fledged trap orgy with as many manwhores I can fit in a Beetle.

My landlord as in Japan a shit ton back in like the 70s or 80s he is 83 and won't tell me hardly anything but I think it's by special invitation. He didn't even get to see the snow monkeys. Japs are based

In mexico you can get full service for $40 max at a massage parlor. The average price for a 9/10 hooker is around $1000MX/hr plus motel room which translates to around $60-70 USD

Expensive, like vegas and time square combined but with a different language, and nice forests if you travel out of city

Ugh, can you imagine that combination?
I think pretty much every combo that isn't half white ends up pretty goddamn disgusting looking.

Don’t ruin my fucking fantasy

Or you can not be beta and just throw them out for free

THIS

Mexican top tier mulattas are just hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

Every street in Japan is a blowjob parlor if you're Korean

Learn english

I’d just bone her not marry and have kids

There are half-niggers growing up in Japan so obviously there are some woman dumb enough to do that kind of thing

What do you want to know specifically? If he's got realistic expectations he'll enjoy it. If he's a mega weeb I'll still enjoy it for the first few days until reality comes crashing down and he realizes it's not like his Japanese animes. This is assuming all this corona shit is over to the point people can start traveling again.

>Imagine going to a bar and you meet a cute girl to take back to your place and you tell her “I’ll give you $100 to shit the fuck up and suck my dick”
Are you retarded? That's not what he is saying to do at all. He is saying to avoid the random retarded female at the bar in general. Why put up with listening to a hole, when you can pay to fuck it and not bother with the rest.

>imagine
>imagine
>imagine
imagine if you weren’t a faggot

Sorry spicy, I hope you're at least here legally

Yes and for 500 dollars 2 brazilian girls will shit in a cup and eat it.
But how much do the Japs charge? Probably a lot more.

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Maybe you can find cheaper places in some other lesser known areas, but in the middle of Tokyo there is like a small Red District, whose prices, are yeah a bit expensive. But if you are a tourist, you dont have time or the experience to go somewhere cheaper. Same as everywhere in the world

Yeah but are they good looking girls or are they like those chinese makeup before/after vids?

I was stationed in Japan for years and yes this is my experience. However their are some HJ places ran by thais that accept westerners. They are bottom or the barrel though.

Wtf I love Mexicans now.

He’s throwing the retarded ”durr you pay a hooker to leave afterwards” line as if any hooker would want to hang around after you cum
Are you saying it isn’t realistic to meet a girl at a bar and take her home?
I’m what you call an anchor baby. I’ve learned to accept it and moved on

Seething harder bugmen
Based

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Are there a lot of trap / nuhalf places I can go to fuck around? If so where at and are the traps hot?

I’d imagine maybe $200/hr. I wouldn’t pay more than that even for a 10/10

Hope they make men take baths before.

and photograph every dude, great tool for profiling degeneracy and acquiring sweet sweet blackmail.

also would like to study the faces of these men for pattern recognition in faces for degeneracy.

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I expected nothing less from you burger

You have massage spa's in your own countries, why fly to Japan?

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Yakuza run those places specifically for White retard foreigners like you. You don't have to worry about them.

Kek
Best asians strike again

Fukkin based

>He’s throwing the retarded ”durr you pay a hooker to leave afterwards” line
It’s called a joke, you retarded nigger. Holy shit. Do you piss your panties and take it literally every time Trump makes a joke?
You’re the sort of faggot who cries after sex. I can just tell.

Aren't you due for your beheading and or acid attack?

it's illegal to fuck but massage/oral is allowed. most places sell sex while advertising massages. should have checked out tokyo hentai club in shinjuku they cater specifically to foreigners

Most of premium escort services here in Brazil start at about 80 Dahnalds, ranging up to 250. If you wanna gto to the next level, then the sky is the limit.

it’s fucking stupid joke

based kim

>Hispanic
Leave my country immediately and never return.

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r u yakuza?

why do women have a forehead?
so you have somewhere to kiss them after they suck you off

Just go to the clubs, pretend to dance as locals have no fucking rhythm, any one left after midnight can't take a train home and could be easy game to stay at a love hotel.

Make me, you fucking nigger

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Yes.

Yaqui confirmed! This guy is a yak! Everyone look tough.

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Yeah I can go to Amsterdam/Germany where there are huge brothels with cute girls. But asian prostitutes in Europe are very hard to come by.

I mean I have only gone once to a brothel, but it'd be nice to try somethibg different.

>blowjob parlour

it doesn't count as sex in Japan, I suspect