You've ruined me

I was ordering some food for my co-workers yesterday and one of them asked for a roast beef sandwich. I pointed to one of the female co-workers nearby and said "Haha why don't you just ask "Sherry". She'd know all about that, am I right?"

She heard me and looked confused and then walked away. The rest of the day went by fine but this morning, she wouldn't look at me. I saw her crying in my boss's office after that. I just got a notification that I have a meeting with the head of HR, the company CEO, and the branch manager.

Am I screwed? what should I do?

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Eat ass, nigga.

Deny it. If they say they have witnesses, say it's a conspiracy against you because you support Trump.

Get fucked nigger faggot

Call her out for being a stupid narc.

>just say you're jewish
that'll exempt you from anything and everything

Tell them they will never be a woman. They'll all kneel and you'll become the CEO

And then everyone clapped

just deny it. the big wigs more than likely silently agree with you and all this scheduling a meeting nonsense is all for show so that roastie Sherry can stop crying for being the whore that she knows she is.

Plead ignorance, go in pretending not to know, make them uncomfortably explain the analogy to you, then act surprised and say you said it because sherry always gets roast beef, so she would know, never admit to it. Probably have a hostile work place but you will still have a job, I am in a office and I do not talk to anyone that is not based for fear of this.

If you're unable to control yourself then it's on you. Don't try to blame others for your own shortcomings.

bro we didn't ruin you you have the autism please seek help

>It's our fault that you're unable to hide your powerlevel

This

They’re probably about to promote you to VP of the company desu based on my experiences

An hero immediately. You're utterly fucked and it's your one chance for a dignified end. I didn't read your post, but I saw your flag.

That's funny but also mean if you actually said that to a coworker. It's unprofessional and you'll have to deal with the consequences of not containing your power level.

>you've ruined me
you're a fucking idiot

sounds like you ruined yourself, dipshit

>I don't talk to people
>This is how I carry out my life

Check'd and Kek'd

U better and hero

fucking kek

Vice ceo of based

3 words: "I. Am. Gay"

You're an asshole m8, sounds like a justifiable reason to get terminated.

This but squared.

stopped reading after "female co-worker" ... Imagine unironically talking to women

cringe asf

Damn that looks tasty af
>Am I screwed? what should I do?
You're more screwed than a curly fry

Even though this is a larp, just say you thought she was a connoisseur of sandwiches.

I'm not sure why you thought Zig Forums might do anything other than laugh at you and call you a retard.
You don't have to be an asshole

this is the correct answer

Just shoot everyone and take over the business. Lvl 1000 Boss nigga

Say your jewish and that they are being anti semitic towards you and that they are trying to fire you. Also watch a freemason documentary and wear a mason ring also learn about jewish courtesy to act and look like one. Then threaten a lawsuit if they refuse. Know your shit or get hit niggah

youre the fakest and gayest ever.

Fuck that roastie looks good

Can someone explain to me what the analogy is like I'm 5 ?

100% this, Specifically
>make them uncomfortably explain the analogy to you

>explain to me what the analogy is like I'm 5
GBTR

tell them you saw her order the sandwich before and thought she'd know all about it

Slide

You had a face first understanding 5 years ago when you slid out he mothers cooter

You are what you eat. You come here and read bullshit all day, you start talking like that IRL. Consider your life choices.

Go Paddock on your wagecuck, that's the only way you can redeem.

Damn nigga youre dumb as fuck

tell them you knew she was a roast beef connoisseur
tell them to get their minds out of the gutter
show them your star of david

Based Chief of Dank affairs

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finally someone who knows whats up. seconding this

Lmao. Kudos user.

"I heard that she enjoyed roast beef sandwiches and thought she might have a comment on this particular place's roast beef sandwich."

Satan checked.
This.
You have plausible deniability. Make them fully explain it to you. Even when they do, say you don’t really get it but you feel uncomfortable at this accusation.
Just say that you thought roast beef was one of her favorite foods and that’s what you were referring to.

Tell them you’d never say such a thing because you are Muslim and the others are only lying because they’re Islamaphobic. Tell them they need actual recorded evidence, not just second-hand hearsay.

You took this website seriously and that was a mistake.

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Just make up something retarded like there’s a guy that comes in everyday and orders a roast beef sandwich from her or something. Just feign ignorance of the Roastie meme.

>I’m sorry I’m not understanding... what does a roast beef sandwich have to do with sexism?

>unironically doing this infront of a woman
That's more embarrassing than admitting you've got a jewish cock.

Nvm I read your story wrong, I thought you worked at a place that sells roast beef sandwiches. Anyway, same principle. Feign ignorance and make them spell out to you what they have in mind. lmao

This

Picking on women at work. Grow some balls, faggot.